I am the stupid fish who cannot climb the tree

Amy, 24, Michigan. Glorified nanny, open-minded, kitten owner. Mental health is really important to me. Best of luck, visitor.

[awwww-cute]

Family Christmas picture photobomb

[antiandrogen]

those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

[the-mothercunt]

I.... have a giant crush on you fyi

I... might have actual legitimate feelings for you fyi

[luckyfaeth]

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or  “wasteland, baby! as heard as you stumble upon a barely working radio in the midst of the apocalypse, and it gives you some hope that you and your lover will make it”

[difficult]

“Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of ourselves in everything we used to love.”

— R. M. drake

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[dirtylittlestylewhoree]

[tulipnight]

[ripe]

🐢| ig: aquamike23

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

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[smolveganbaby]

[the-pisciest]

TAURUS

Reliable 🌟 patient 🌟 devoted

“Practical and grounded, Taurus is the sign that harvests the fruits of labor. They feel the need to always be surrounded by love and beauty, turned to the material world, hedonism, and physical pleasures.”

Photographer: Hannah Stoloff

model:

[the-pisciest]

GEMINI  Original 🌟 Charming 🌟 Curious  “Ruled by the dual sign of the twins, Gemini energy circulated in a quick and frenetic way. Gemini rules communication and this sign inspires witty wordplays and dynamic dialogue.” Photographer: Hannah Stoloff Model: @bettygroff

[the-pisciest]

VIRGO

Loyal 🌟 analytical 🌟 practical

“Virgos are always paying attention to the smallest details and their deep sense of humanity makes them one of the most careful signs of the zodiac. Their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is left to chance, and although they are often tender, their heart might be closed for the outer world. “

Photographer: Hannah Stoloff

Model: Me :)

[the-pisciest]

LIBRA

Diplomatic 🌟 Fair 🌟Social

“People born under the sign of Libra are peaceful, fair, and they hate being alone. These individuals are fascinated by balance and symmetry, they are in a constant chase for justice and equality, realizing through life that the only thing that should be truly important to themselves is their own inner core of personality.”

Photographer: Hannah Stoloff model: @the-mothercunt

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

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