“What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me?”
“Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!”
“Now let’s see your war face.”
“[insert name], you dishonor me.”
“Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me!”
“How about a girl/a boy/someone who’s got a brain, who always speaksher/his/their mind?”
“Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!”
“My little baby, off to destroy people.”
“This water is freezing!”
“Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”
“Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty!”
“I am [insert name], king/queen/ruler of the rock!”
“Would you like to stay for dinner?”
“Would you like to stay forever? “
“You shouldn’t have to go!”
“Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!”
“My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?”
“They popped out of the snow, like daisies!”
“I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy/girl/one, and I’ll do it with my shirt on.”
“Does this dress make me look fat?
“No fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”
“But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt.”
“We’ve got a lot of work to do…”
