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[fightingdragonswithwho]

SPENCER REID + HOODIES

SOMEBODY'S WATCHING (1.18) SATURDAY (15.04)

[ropoto]

PENELOPE GARCIA IN 8x09 “MAGNIFICENT LIGHT”

[ropoto]

3x03 “SCARED TO DEATH”

[catchymemes]

[bellmandi86]

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[2008prentiss-deactivated2022042]

the team (and family) as john mulany gifs

gideon

hotch

elle

reid

morgan

jj

prentiss

rossi

strauss

blake

[laurenxgerman]

fav criminal minds moments: spencer + morgan being sweet :’)

[subreid]

emilyprentiss said: ⤷ pastels for reid :-) 

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[heritage-post]

date of origin: April 18, 2021

[canon-but-like-gayer]

Spencer & Derek: *Doing something stupid*

Emily: “This is why I’m gay, because men are fucking stupid.”

[readyourimgaines]

BAU Team Plays DnD

This an idea I had while playing DnD with my siblings and some friends last week. There’s another for Among Us coming along. 

Introducing the team to Dungeons and Dragons was the combined efforts of Reid and Garcia. They were very excited at the idea and were more than willing to help the others make their characters.

Garcia is well versed in DnD Beyond while Spencer uses the photocopier in the office to make more character sheets.

Rossi, JJ, and Morgan get help from Garcia with DnD Beyond. 

Emily and Hotch decide to get help from Spencer using the player books. 

Spencer hints that the books he bought were among some of the first purchases he made upon joining the FBI.

Spencer is DM.

Garcia, Hotch, and Emily read the four pages of Session Zero he actually typed up.

Garcia and Reid do voices for their characters

JJ and Hotch do too. They’re parents. They can’t tell a story and not do voices.

Everyone but Morgan and Rossi refer and address each other as their characters’ names

They try to at first but keep getting mixed up and give up.

The Jack, Henry, and Michael are set up in a different room playing video or board games with snacks of their own

They’re curious about the DnD game and it’s Henry that eventually asks Spencer about the game when the doctor is babysitting him and Michael at some point.

He writes a mini campaign to play with the three boys when he babysits them

[t4tmoreid]

penelope wearing sparkly ugg boots to gideon's murder scene............ icon behaviour

[liberal-memes]

Political Memes

[purple-scarf-mistress]

Morgan: my Brian is all full

Spencer: that’s called thinking. Go with it.

[neiljostensucks]

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

[antique-scarecrow]

need for joy & comfort

revenge/self-protection fantasy

exploration of personal trauma

grief processing

[spaceeballs]

[jackiebuckley]

These spot the difference games are getting hard

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[bau-hugs]

Autistic Spencer Reid headcanons because these are the only thought I have:

Spacial awareness is just not Reid’s strong suit. He’s constantly running into walls, turning a corner too quickly and banging his elbow, tripping on random things — it’s kind of a disaster (and the team is always concerned because he’s got hella bruises and Reid doesn’t know how to explain to them that he forgets walls exist)

He definitely sticks random things in his mouth without noticing as a way of stimming which completely bypasses his whole germaphobe thing and he hates it. This consequently means that he has also accidentally swallowed things he definitely shouldn’t have. This includes a bouncy ball he got from a gumball machine—Emily gave him a quarter for the machine as a joke but Spencer took her seriously—, an eraser, and a penny (lord knows where that’s been). Derek eventually gives up and for his birthday gets Spencer actual fidget toys for him to chew on so that he’ll stop sticking germ infested, easy-to-swallow things in his mouth.

Garcia occasionally wears fun little rings that match her outfits and Spencer somehow manages to always find a way to steal them off of her hands and use them as fidget toys (Penelope makes it her life’s mission to find out how he does it) . Does he get the occasional weird look from a police officer for wearing eccentric rings on his hands? Yes. Does he notice these weird looks? Not even a little bit

Spencer hates breaking the rules — no matter how stupid and arbitrary they are — and subsequently also hates seeing other people break rules which makes people see him as uptight and a goody two-shoes (they’re not wrong). But what people don’t understand is that just because he doesn’t like breaking the rules doesn’t mean he won’t (listen, he would do anything for his team)

Elle used to let Spencer braid her hair in the jet when they had downtime so that he would have something to do with his hands and could get his mind off the case for a little while. Once she leaves, JJ wordlessly takes over that role for him which Spencer endlessly appreciates—although he doesn’t know how to verbalize this appreciation and instead attempts to pay her back by buying her coffee for the rest of time

Rossi and Reid bond over being picky eaters (Rossi being picky because he expects five star food for every meal and Reid because of sensory issues). However, Rossi is absolutely horrified at the things Spencer will eat—among some of these foods are cheetos (specifically puffs), fruit loops, plain Kraft american cheese slices, and blueberry poptarts. Once a week Rossi invites Reid over for dinner—barring any work complications—and tries to make a meal that Spencer will actually eat but still has some semblance of nutritional value.

Hotch has gifted Reid a tie for Christmas every year since he joined the BAU (partly to probe him into dressing more businesslike but that subtle nudge has gone over his head every year to date). The one year he didn’t give Spencer a tie—and instead got him a heartfelt gift that he put actual thought into—Reid had a meltdown so bad that Hotch went and bought him a tie from the only open store on Christmas