AN ASK BLOG.

IT'S PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY AS TO WHAT ALL THIS IS. YOU, WHETHER YOU ARE A SNIVELING CLOWNSHIT OR JUST ANOTHER HUMAN, THROW A QUESTION AT ME AND THEN I ANSWER THROUGH A SERIES OF "SELFIES", OR JUST THIRD PERSON SHOTS THAT ARE SOMEHOW MAGICALLY TAKEN BY WHO KNOWS WHO, AND TEXT POSTS THAT WILL PROBABLY BE READ AND LISTENED TO AS MUCH AS MY COUNTLESS MEMOS WERE.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

SERIOUSLY, IF YOU’RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO COMPLETELY HUMILIATE ME THROUGH THE PATHETIC USAGE OF WRIGGLER GAMES, AT LEAST HAVE THE DIGNANCY TO TRANSLATE IT OVER TO A FORMAT THAT MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF AMUSEMENT DERIVED FROM IT. I’M ASSUMING THAT’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PALE, PITCH, FLUSHED, CLUBS, OR CLUBBED. HOWEVER, TO BE HONEST, I’M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR WARPED WEATHER PATTERNS.  WHY IS IT THAT YOUR BLATNATLY ADDLED, PUNY THINKPAN IS IN FACT THREATENED BY THE APPARENT PRESENCE OF A GINORMOUS FLAKE OF ICE CRYSTALS? IS THAT AN ACTUAL DANGER FOR YOU HUMANS? ARE THERE LITERAL FUCKTONS OF SHARP, FROZEN WATER PIECES THAT CRUSH YOU IF YOU DON’T ANSWER INANE QUERIES ABOUT HYPOTHETICAL RELATIONSHIPS AND HOMICIDAL TENDENCES IT WILL COME AND PULVERIZE YOU?

 IF SO, THAT’S FUCKED.

 I MEAN. REALLY FUCKED UP.

[vvioletroyalty]

potterstuck dude we're doing this @the-new-thresh-prince

(Okay the-new-thresh-prince, I blame you for my need for Eridan and Karkat being mighty magic nerds so guess what we’re RPing it. )

The train was packed. Like, heaving with masses of bodies rushing around in desperate scrabble for a place in a carriage that contained their friends. No-one wanted to sit alone. Especially not Eridan who, clad in his pristine black robes, hipster frames and long bi-coloured scarf was stood still among the thronging masses, Purple eyes flicking through the unfamiliar faces as he contemplated the fact that he was literally stood in his dream place, headed for the school he had been desperate to go to since his brother had received his letter. Yet, now he was here fear was washing over him, the realisation that he knew no-one and that everyone else already had friends and were paying him no attention was daunting and he didn’t know quite what to do. He decided that finding a seat would be a damn good idea and rushed into the nearest carriage that had an empty seat. In fact it only had one resident, and hurriedly dropping down into the seat opposite, Eridan flashed the boy an awkward smile. “Uh, hi.” He greeted hoping that the other wasn’t going to outright tell him to leave.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

In retrospect, being a first year was hard. It was hard and nobody understood. Actually, maybe they did and nobody actually could be fucked enough to bother in actually directing a dude around. Muggleborns weren’t well educated in all matters of magic, let alone the entire extent of the magic realm, and so the exact protocol that was needed wasn’t necessarily made clear. Really. However, with luck finally deciding to not be an egregious dickweed, he had just managed to find a seat. Alone. Seriously, it was somewhat of a relief to be free of the bustling masses’ obnoxious grind of chatter, squealing, and pitched laughter. The sheer number of people pouring in was flat out shocking, aggravating as well, but namely shocking. To be honest, he hadn’t seen this much people congregated together since….Ever. Not in church, sure as hell not in public school, and not anywhere in the small town he had come from. So, finally having a breather, even if it lasted only a minute or so, from the sweltering mob of peers was awesome.

It did only last a minute, though.

And, raising crimson eyes to meet the other, he replied, “Is there something you need, or are you just say hello?”

[tierneytisdale-deactivated20110]

Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

Anonymous said: would u fuk gamzee HERE YOU GO, ANON. I’LL LET YOU FREELY INTERPRET THIS HOWEVER YOUR SICK, TWISTED THINKPAN WANTS TO. AFTER ALL, IT’S NOT LIKE MY LATENT DISGUST IS ALL TOO CLEAR OR ANYTHING. 

[the-new-thresh-prince]

WILL SMITH IS A GOD DAMN GOD. SERIOUSLY, HE’S ONE OF THE VERY FEW ACTORS AND ACTRESSES THAT HUMAN CULTURE COULDN’T POSSIBLY FUCK UP. HUMAN, TROLL, OR OTHERWISE, THIS MOTHERFUCKER MANAGES ANY CATEGORY OF FILM, BUT HIS BEST? YEAH, HE’S GREAT IN COMEDIC FLICKS, BUT FOR SURE, HIS ABSOLUTE BEST ACTING IS WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO HITCH. HAVE YOU *SEEN* THAT MOVIE? NOT ONLY DOES HE FLAWLESSLY EXECUTE FEIGNING A MEEK ALLERGIC REACTION, HE SIMULTANEOUSLY MANAGES TO CONTROL, ALTER, FORM, AND FIX COUNTLESS OF QUADRANT RELATIONSHIPS, EVEN ASHEN.

 NOW, IF YOU’RE A BASIC HUMAN, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE SHEER COMPLEXITIES THAT COME WITH TROLL ROMANCE, PARTICULARLY THAT OF A MORE CLUBS’ AFFAIR.

 SO, I THINK I’LL SAVE MYSELF THE TEXT SPACE AND SUMMARIZE IT AS ‘HORSESHITTERY THAT NEEDS TO BE KEPT IN A CAREFUL BALANCE OR ELSE ONE OR BOTH PARTNERS MAY END UP GOING HIVEMAGGOT CRAZY AND KILL EACH OTHER OFF’. THEREFORE, THIS GREENBLOOD, JADE TO BE EXACT, TROLL MANAGES TO INTERVENE ON OTHER TROLLS’ BEHALVES TO *HITCH* THEM WITH ONE ANOTHER. EXCUSING THE FACT THAT THAT IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST AND MOST SELFLESS THING EVER, AND COINCIDENTALLY THE AWESOMEST, HE DOES SO IN A HEALTHY MANNER. HE DOESN’T SET UP ONE NIGHT PITCH STANDS OR THROW A PALE FLING SOME GUY’S WAY. NO, TROLL ALEX HITCHENS SETS UP MEANINGFUL, BEAUTIFUL COUPLES THAT WILL LAST FOR THE LOWEST HUE’S RESPECTIVE LIFESPAN. DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD THAT IS TO ACT? SHIT MUST HAVE TAKEN TROLL WILL SMITH AN EQUINOX TO PERFECT BECAUSE SETTING UP QUADRANTS PROPERLY, AND SUCCESSFULLY, ISN’T EASY. NEITHER IS ACTING IT.

 BUT WHAT DOES HE DO?

 HE PULLS IT OFF LIKE THE MOST BADASS GUY ALL AROUND.

 WILL SMITH ALSO PLAYS NUMEROUS OTHER ROLES PRETTY DAMN AMAZING TOO. HAVE YOU SEEN TROLL I AM LEGEND? IF YOU HAVEN’T, YOU SHOULD TRY CRAWLING OUT FROM THAT CESSPOOL OF IDIOICY AND WATCH IT. YOU WILL BAWL BITTER TEARS OF APPRECIATION AND DESPAIR OF THE ENDING, WHICH I WON’T REVEAL BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO SPOIL ONE OF WILL SMITH’S CROWNING FILM ACHIEVEMENTS.

 HOWEVER, IF YOUR LAZY VISION-GIVING ORBS CAN’T HANDLE SCANNING THROUGH MY TEXT, I’VE ADDED A HELPFUL VENN DIAGRAM TO RESPOND TO YOUR STATEMENT SIMPLY AND CONCISELY.

SEE HOW THESE TWO THINGS DON’T CROSS? THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

CG: SERIOUSLY. NICE TRY, ASSHOLE. FIRST OFF, AS STUPID AS DAVE IS, HE’S NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SPOUT OFF THAT OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT. HONESTLY. 

SECOND, HE IS MORONIC ENOUGH TO NOT QUITE KNOW HOW TO CAPITALIZE ANYTHING, SO THERE’S THAT. HOWEVER, I GIVE YOU A RAISED MIDDLE PHALANGE RIGHT IN YOUR DIRECTION FOR TRYING TO STIR UP PETTY NONSENSE. REALLY. KUDOS TO YOU FOR STOOPING TO THOSE WRIGGLERISH LEVELS OF IMITATION AND SUPRISING ME AT HOW ASININE AND IDIOTIC A SINGLE PERSON CAN BE. 

ALSO, THAT’S NOT A QUESTION, JUST A DUMB AS HELL STATEMENT RIDDLED WITH SOME PATHETIC WANT FOR AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK OF AN ANSWER.

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

Oh sweet Jesus 😂

[hennessyandmelanin]

😂😂😂

[the-new-thresh-prince]

ALRIGHT, ASSHOLE. I DECIDED TO GRACE YOUR QUESTION WITH ART HAND SKETCHED BY YOURS TRULY MOSTLY BECAUSE THE FOCAL POINTOF YOUR VISION ORBS SHOULD BE SQUARED IN ON WILL SMITH. FIRST OFF, NO. NO, I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE WILL SMITH, BECAUSE UNLIKE SMITH, I AM A GODDAMN DISASTROUS CLUSTERFUCK WHO COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO KEEP TWELVE TROLLS ALIVE, SO WHAT IN ALL ALTERNIA MAKES YOU THINK I COULD MANAGE TO REPRODUCE THIS ACTOR'S, BE HIM HUMAN OR HIS TRUE TROLL SELF, PERFECTION? THAT'S LIKE INSINUATING THAT GAMZEE COULD POSSIBLY PULL OF THE CLASSIC AND CLASSY ROLE OF TROLL ROMEO. 

WHICH ISN'T POSSIBLE, BY THE WAY. 

SO, YOU ANONYMOUS AND IGNORAMUS SHITSTAIN, I WOULD GLADLY MARRY WILL SMITH. I'VE LOOKED INTO HUMAN CULTURE AND STUDIED ON HOW YOU SOLIFY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR WEIRD, SINGLE QUADRANTMATE, HENCE WHY I EDITED THE TAPED CUTOUT OF WILL SMITH SO HE IS WEARING THE PROPER, BINDING JEWELRY AND THE USELESS YARD OF MESH THAT ONE OF THE PARTNERS SUPPOSEDLY WEAR. I ALSO ADDED ONE TO MY OWN PERSON BECAUSE WHY THE HELL DOES ONLY ONE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH HAVING THEIR VISION PARTIALLY INHIBITED BY THIS SHEEN OF FABRIC DISGRACE? 

ALSO, FLOWERS ARE ALWAYS A NICE TOUCH GUESS SO ONE PITY POINT TO HUMANS FOR NOT COMPLETELY BUTCHERING A ROMANTIC SCENARIO WITH UNCOMFORTABLE "VEILS". 

(BY THE WAY, HUMAN WILL SMITH'S AWESOME, BUT I PREFER THE ORIGINAL TROLL WILL SMITH, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A PERMANENT, FLUSHED QUADRANT CEREMONIES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.)

[ourfunnyworld]

Those Random Things From The Past Will Put Time In Perspective 

http://my-share-li.club/s94xb-90s-kids-after-seeing-this-gallery-you-gonna-feel-so-old

[thebest-memes]

"Will Smith. 

[therainbowdrinkingjadeblood]

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT MY ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY PLATONIC PROPOSAL DOES NOT EVEN REMOTELY HINT ASHEN ADVANCES, NOR WOULD I EVEN IMAGINE GOING THERE. ANYWAYS, I GUESS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN CATCHING A FLICK WITH ME? I MEAN. JUST A FRIENDLY OFFER IF YOU'RE NOT TOO SWAMPED WITH SOMETHING ACTUALLY IMPORTANT OR IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY IN THE THROES OF ROMANTIC HORSESHITTERY WITH ROSE.

Haha Yeah I Dont Think I Could Handle Clubs Right Now

Especially Because My Quadrants Right Now Are Admittedly A Mess

Though Im Pretty Sure That It Is Practically A Requirement For Every Young Troll To Have A Romantic Life As Disastrous As Gamzees Hair At At Least One Point In Their Life

Anyway

I Would Love To Take You Up On This Totally Not Conciliatory Offer

It Would Be Like A Friendship Date

Because I Value Our Friendship

Same Time And Place As Always I Assume

I Look Forward To It

[the-new-thresh-prince]

KANAYA YOU'RE TALKING TO THE LITERAL INCARNATION OF QUADRANT AND SIMPLE, ALL AROUND CONCLUSIVE FUCK UPS. I UNDERSTAND, AND I'M REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 

I ACTUALLY FOUND A FLICK THAT FEATURES DECENTLY CHARACTERIZED RAINBOW-BLOODDRINKERS WHO HAPPEN TO HAVE A PRETTY DAMN BLOODPUSHER THROBBING FLUSHED RELATIONSHIP PROGRESSION. I SHIT YOU NOT, THE ROMANTIC STRUGGLES AND SHEER COMPLEX DYNAMICS OF HOW THEIR BEGINNING RELATIONSHIP FLOURISHES IS DOWNRIGHT BREATHTAKING. 

BUT, YEAH. HONESTLY, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND SO THE LEVEL OF VALUE I HOLD OUR FRIENDSHIP IS PROBABLY AS HIGH AS ONE CAN MANAGE WITHOUT WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUCCUMBING TO THIS DISGUSTINGLY PLEASANT DISEASE INTO A FIT OF GURGLED COOS AND CHOKED UP FEELINGS. ANYWAYS, I'M KIND OF REALLY GLAD YOU'RE UP TO MOVIE NIGHT. AGAIN.  

I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU AT THE USUAL TIME AND PLACE, THEN. REALLY, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS FILM; ADMITTEDLY, I ALREADY DO. IT MAY NOT MATCH THE SUAVE YET COMICAL APPEAL OF TROLL WILL SMITH OR THE HILARIOUS YET ATTRACTIVE MANNERISMS TROLL ADAM SANDLER HAS DISPLAYED IN THE PAST, BUT IT'S UP THERE. 

[mybabystriders]

I met these really awesome people at Target today and one was in a hero of rage jacket and another was in a Dave record t-shirt and we talked about cosplay in the chip isle and I would love if you guys could reblog this so I could find them

[memesalldaylong]

[the-new-thresh-prince]

[snip]

[the-new-thresh-prince]

HOW ABOUT YOU GO CRAWL YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE VENTS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF BECAUSE I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. I DON’T EVEN SCREAM FOR YOU WHEN IT COMES TO YOU POPPING OUT OF THE SHADOWS LIKE THE TROLL PERSONIFICATION OF DAYTERRORS AND SCARY FLICKS GONE WRONG. I JUST. SOFTLY AND COMPLETELY NORMALLY GREET YOU IN AN ENTIRELY PLATONIC AND CASUAL MANNER DESPITE THE SHEER LEVELS OF RISING DOUCHE THAT YOU DISPLAY WHEN YOU DIP IN LIKE THE DAISY OF WORST SURPRISES EVER TO BE NOTED BY TROLLKIND. 

AND, NO. THE REFRIGERATION RECEPTACLE IS OPEN. WALK YOUR NASTY ASS TO THE NUTRITION BLOCK AND FETCH IT YOURSELF. 

THANKS, THOUGH. NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT AREAS I’LL BE AVOIDING NOW. 

[askasubjugglator-deactivated201]

as if you ever said anything in tones what could be called out as motherfuckin soft, karkat.

ANYWAY, I CAN’T GO TO THE NUTRITIONBLOCK, I MIGHT TRIP AND FALL ON AN ACCIDENTAL CHAINSAW HALFWAY.

you know how many motherfuckers wanna stab me nowadays?

LIKE, AT LEAST FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY. :o(

yo, remember to put extra grubsauce on, i ain’t like my food dry.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

I CAN SPEAK IN WHATEVER TONE I WANT TO, GAMZEE. ODDLY ENOUGH, THE URGE TO SPEAK SOFT TO YOU HAS BEEN PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE *WHY* SUCH A DREADFUL MAGGOT MOVE OCCURED. SERIOUSLY, MY PAN CAN'T EVEN FATHOM WHY IN ALL OF ALTERNIA I WOULDN'T SPEAK QUIETLY OR SOFTER TO YOU. 

WHAT GOD DAMN MYSTERY. 

SERIOUSLY, HOW ABOUT I JUST SEND A MESSAGE TO TROLL SHERLOCK AND ALERT HIM OF THIS GREAT MYSTIFYING CASE, OR ALTERNATIVELY, LET ME JUST BASH MY SKULL AGAINST THE DOOR UNTIL THE LITERAL MEMBRANES OF MY THOUGHTS BEGIN TO LEAK OUT OF MY AUDITORY CLOTS. THAT WAY, I WON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 

IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND THAT ANOTHER PERSON MAY ACTUALLY WANT TO CAUSE YOU HARM, ESPECIALLY DARLING KANAYA. HUH. REALLY. IT'S TOTALLY NOT LIKE YOU MADE THE GROSSEST AND BEYOND UNFUNNY AND SHIT-CAKED JOKE THERE WAS ABOUT HER AND ROSE. 

AND, FUCK YOU. I'LL BURN YOU FOOD AND DROWN IT IN EVERY FLAVOR OF GRUBSAUCE I CAN FIND. MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY FOR ONCE IN ALL OF MY MISERABLE LIFE, YOU MIGHT JUST CHOKE ON IT.  

[the-new-thresh-prince]

[snip]

[the-new-thresh-prince]

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME HOW YOU’D RATHER CREEP PAST AND STEAL MY CLOTHES INSTEAD OF, WELL, JUST TAPPING MY SHOULDER OR SOMETHING AND JUST ASKING. IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE FOR MY SWEATER, LET ME JUST SHOOT YOU THIS WICKED IDEA: ASK. ME. WHEN. YOU. TAKE. MY. POSSESSIONS. I KNOW. 

WHAT A *MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS* CONCEPT THAT IS. 

ANYWAYS, I AM NOT YOUR MAID, LET ALONE YOUR SERVANT. HOW ABOUT YOU CUT THE JUGGALOSER BULLSHIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO. WASH YOUR OWN CLOTHES. EAT SOMETHING THAT ISN’T SUGAR CAKED OR SYRUP CRUSTED. TAKE A SHOWER—THEN AGAIN, THAT’D BE MORE OF A PUBLIC SERVICE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 

….BUT, JUST TO HUMOR YOU, WHERE DID YOU DUMP THIS MASS OF DISGUSTING CLOTHES? 

[askasubjugglator-deactivated201]

sure, gotcha, i’mma creep my way outta the dark vents and come up all close and tap you on the motherfuckin shoulder outta nowhere, got my biggest fangs on and all them strategically placed bloodstains because i know how you love that shit.

DON’T SCREAM LIKE TOO MUCH OF A LITTLE BITCH THIS TIME.

or do, actually, it’s got hilarity to rival a subjugglator when you do that stuck tinkerbull sorta squeal.

SPEAKING OF EATING, YOU WANNA FETCH A HOMIE A SNACK WHILE YOU’RE PUTTING THEM LAUNDERINGS THROUGH?

got some wicked munchies going on, like you ain’t would believe.

MY USED CLOTHES AIN’T HARD TO FIND, NEITHER, FOLLOW THE RAINBOWY SMEARS AND YOU’LL GET THE MOTHERFUCKERS.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

HOW ABOUT YOU GO CRAWL YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE VENTS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF BECAUSE I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. I DON'T EVEN SCREAM FOR YOU WHEN IT COMES TO YOU POPPING OUT OF THE SHADOWS LIKE THE TROLL PERSONIFICATION OF DAYTERRORS AND SCARY FLICKS GONE WRONG. I JUST. SOFTLY AND COMPLETELY NORMALLY GREET YOU IN AN ENTIRELY PLATONIC AND CASUAL MANNER DESPITE THE SHEER LEVELS OF RISING DOUCHE THAT YOU DISPLAY WHEN YOU DIP IN LIKE THE DAISY OF WORST SURPRISES EVER TO BE NOTED BY TROLLKIND. 

AND, NO. THE REFRIGERATION RECEPTACLE IS OPEN. WALK YOUR NASTY ASS TO THE NUTRITION BLOCK AND FETCH IT YOURSELF. 

THANKS, THOUGH. NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT AREAS I'LL BE AVOIDING NOW. 

[the-new-thresh-prince]

[snip]

[the-new-thresh-prince]

[snip]

[askasubjugglator-deactivated201]

#SERIOUSLY #WHERE EVEN ARE YOU #HOW DID YOU GET MY CLOTHES #I CAN’T FOR EVERY OUNCE OF SEETHING HATRED I HAVE FOR YOUR INTOLERABLE NONSENSE FIGURE OUT HOW YOU MANAGED TO GRAB THEM WITHOUT ME NOTICING

you ain’t never kept good watch on your ventilations, homeboy, it weren’t hard to nip out while a brother was distracted.

OH SHIT KARKAT, TROLL WILL SMITH JUST SENT YOU A PESTERCHUM MESSAGE, YOU BETTER LOOK MOTHERFUCKIN NIPPY OR HE’LL THINK YOU GOT YOUR IGNORE ON ALL HARSH FOR HIM.

and i’m quickways at it, all a proper ninja unlike some on they stubby-ass wiggler legs.

IT’S COOL, THOUGH, SURE I DONE GANKED MY MAIN PIMP’S WICKED TINY GARB BUT LIKE, I LEFT YOU A TOKEN OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN AFFECTION TO BE MAKING THAT FAVOUR UP.

and uh, by that i mean i left some more of my clothes what’re getting kinda gross, i figured since you dig the laundry so much you can wash ‘em on your best motherfuckin friend’s behalf.

[the-new-thresh-prince]

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME HOW YOU'D RATHER CREEP PAST AND STEAL MY CLOTHES INSTEAD OF, WELL, JUST TAPPING MY SHOULDER OR SOMETHING AND JUST ASKING. IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE FOR MY SWEATER, LET ME JUST SHOOT YOU THIS WICKED IDEA: ASK. ME. WHEN. YOU. TAKE. MY. POSSESSIONS. I KNOW. 

WHAT A *MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS* CONCEPT THAT IS. 

ANYWAYS, I AM NOT YOUR MAID, LET ALONE YOUR SERVANT. HOW ABOUT YOU CUT THE JUGGALOSER BULLSHIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO. WASH YOUR OWN CLOTHES. EAT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T SUGAR CAKED OR SYRUP CRUSTED. TAKE A SHOWER--THEN AGAIN, THAT'D BE MORE OF A PUBLIC SERVICE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 

....BUT, JUST TO HUMOR YOU, WHERE DID YOU DUMP THIS MASS OF DISGUSTING CLOTHES? 

[the-new-thresh-prince]

….WELL, YEAH. OUT OF THE TWO OF US, ONE HAS TO BE SOMEWHAT AESTHETICALLY TOLERABLE, AND JUDGING BY BOTH YOUR OUTRIGHT HIDEOUS PURPLE GETUP AND THEN YOUR RAGING BONER PIECE THAT’S PROBABLY STUFFED, I’D SAY IT’S MY DUTY TO AT LEAST REMAIN PATHETICALLY PLAIN INSTEAD OF DOWNRIGHT HIDEOUS. SO, THANKS. I’M GLAD I MANAGE TO STILL LOOK “FRESH” TO YOU OF ALL TROLLS REGARDLESS. 

ALSO, IT’S A RATHER LARGE SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE, DUMBASS, WITH MULTIPLES OF ME OR TROLLS WHO ARE BASICALLY ME JUST ALTERNATED OR DOOMED OR WHATEVER. SO, I DOUBT I’M ANY DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER TIMELINE PIECE OF SHIT THAT’S RUNNING AROUND. 

[askasubjugglator-deactivated201]

i ain’t gonna strife at you on that one, brother, we all got our own thoughts as on what fashion means—

HOLD UP.

wait just a hot motherfuckin second here.

SALTY LI’L MOTHERFUCKER, MAYBE I AIN’T WEARING NOTHING BESIDES THIS PURPLE GETUP BECAUSE THERE’S SOMEBODY BEEN STEALING THE REST OF MY GODSDAMNED WARDROBE. i’mma get my return on this favour, hold up a sec.

BETTER?

[the-new-thresh-prince]

STEALING WOULD IMPLY THAT I ACTUALLY PUT FORTH THE EFFORT TO TAKE YOUR CAFFEINATED-SYRUP STAINED GARMENTS FROM WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU STORE ALL YOUR BELONGINGS. NO, WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS THAT YOU SOMEHOW LEFT THESE, AMONG SO MANY OTHER THINGS, IN MY RESPIT BLOCK. REALLY, HOW MUCH GARBAGE DO YOU CARRY ON YOU TO WHERE YOU PRACTICALLY DROP IT ON MY FLOOR WITH EVERY STEP YOU TAKE? BESIDES, AT LEAST I WASHED THEM BEFORE THEM AND I, BEING THE OH SO CONSIDERATE INDIVIDUAL I AM, PLAN TO WASH THEM ONCE I CHANGE INTO MY ACTUAL CLOTHES. 

SO, IN ESSENCE, STOP LEAVING YOUR TRASH AND YOUR TRASHY BELONGINGS EVERYWHERE OR ELSE AN ASSHOLE MIGHT ACTUALLY UTILIZE THEM. GOD FORBID. 

ALSO, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLOTHES, YOU PURPLE PRICK, AND ONCE YOU'RE OUT OF THEM, DO ME THE FAVOR OF BURNING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW TAINTED WITH YOUR REPUGNANT CLOWN ODOR. AND THEY'RE PROBABLY STAINED. LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU OWN.