On the road to happiness

Blindly stumbling through life, one event at a time. Message me please. I need friends.

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[dophdintraining]

Trying to study with no motivation

[tokkeki]

DAPHNE TAN

[unsettlingstories]

I just came up with a fun game for when you watch the State of the Union tonight. The rules are simple: whenever you hear Trump say something you agree with, take a drink. At the end, if you end up dying of alcohol poisoning, everyone else wins.

[just-shower-thoughts]

April Fool’s day is the only day of the year that people critically evaluate and interpret news articles before accepting them as truth.

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

uncanny

Original comic from Poorly Drawn Lines

[prozdvoices]

Anonymous said:

Do you think you could reblog The Goat He Screams Like a Man post?

Here you go

[ailedhoo]

@babygoatsandfriends need to be alerted to this.

[datarep]

Time Person of the Year Recipient Type By Year

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anything is a UFO if you’re stupid enough.

[animals-riding-animals]

[figdays]

Stars and Moon Mug // karoArt

[fithoneys]

[montereybayaquarium]

Stuck at the kids table this Thanksgiving? Don’t worry, you’re in good company with the likes of this baby bat ray—who’s apparently bringing some sustainable  Seafood Watch-approved salmon to the party!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Always yes. (by Mr. Lovenstein)

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post

[betahinatashkhjdhjdj-deactivate]

isnt yogurt like. alive 

[chirpybirdy]

When you eat it it continues it’s life inside you

[betahinatashkhjdhjdj-deactivate]

this is a terrifying response