This is with a fem! reader.
tw: mental heath issues, bipolar and hypersexuality, small talk of trauma for letter d, depression, smut 18+ ONLY!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
So many cuddles and words of love that it can see suffocating, but it’s Poe and you love him. He will clean you up and then watch you sleep before sneaking off to write about how much he loves you.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Your stomach, he loves how warm and soft it is. He always appears from behind and rests them on your stomach, pulling you to him. It makes his heart and cock throb when you shiver when he leaves kisses and licks. Also your moans when he bites and leaves hickeys.
For himself his hands. Poe’s hands are sacred to him, it’s how he writes and it’s how he can grab you and make you feel good. He loves when you suck on them or playfully bite them.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Poe thinks cumming inside you is magical. Most people assume it’s an act of dominance but he views it as himself submitting himself to you and that turns him on so much more. He will never say anything unless you bring it up, but if the relationship is secure he will fantasize about children in secret.
Poe also loves cumming in your mouth though it’s not his first choice. He is not a dominant person but something about seeing you swallow one of his intimate fluids is very, very sexy.
Hates, hates hates cumming on you it’s way too degrading for him.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Poe has a lot of trauma losing the competition seven years ago and it was absolutely humiliating, to the point he became a recluse with one motive- Get revenge against the man who did this.
That being said Poe’s very, very ashamed of this but he has a slight humiliation kink. The thought of you, someone he is confident loves him, shaming him, degrading him gets his heart beating a little faster than normal.
Though this really is a coping mechanism please do not go too hard or ever take it outside the bedroom.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Not really any but don’t let that deter you. This man is way too stubborn and self conscious to ever allow himself the shame of someone laughing at him because they were unsatisfied. Poe will do research, read books and surprisingly just straight up ask you what you like and want. You will learn he’s a fast learner quite quickly.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Any super close position BUT Poe loves when you ride him. He gets to see all of you and his cock leaving and entering you, what more could a man want? He’ll pinch your nipples and rub his hands all over, almost like he doesn’t know what he’s doing but he really is just super excited and loves you and your body. He also felt he could go deeper when you were on top and loves to trust up and watch your face twist into even more pleasure.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Poe actually can be quite goofy but sometimes that makes him even more romantic. It’s never just messing around; it’s more laughing with noses pressed together or your head hiding in his shoulder and hair as your body shakes with giggles. It’s really sweet and special.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
It changes all the time. When Poe goes through depressive states the thought of grooming doesn’t even cross his mind meaning it would be very bushy but when he’s in a good place he tends to shave because he thinks it makes him feel clean and will only allow it to grow past the point of itchiness. This is a repeating cycle.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Poe is very romantic. He’ll be complimenting you in ways that might actually take you a second to comprehend. He likes to compare you to goddesses and warriors while thrusting slow and hard while panting into your ear. He’ll groan about how you have him and that he’s all yours and he’s surrendering himself to you. It’s very intense. Then he will also whisper how much he loves you. This man just doesn’t shut up but it’s okay because it’s very attractive hearing him ramble on just because of you. Although he is romantic he does make room to mess around. Some of his comparisons are just so cheesy you can’t help but laugh and give his shoulder a light smack.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Poe again goes through phases. When he’s doing fine he rarely jacks off because he feels satisfied with the two of your guys sex life. Only doing it when you’re too busy and he misses you. (He has taken a lot of mental photos)
When Poe is more manic he jacks off a lot, probably two times a day but the two of you have been working on ways to distract him and finding healthier coping skills. Yet when Poe is in a depressive episode sex isn’t even in his mind, though sometimes he will try just to snap himself out of the funk. It usually makes it worse.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Poe thinks he feels safest and calmest when his cock is plunged deep inside you so this man loves cockwarming. He actually doesn’t like having sex in his writing office because that’s where he masters his craft, he doesn’t need to taint the energy, but you sitting on his cock while he writes in silence is an exception. Poe goes through a lot of bad days because of depressive and manic episodes but he feels calm during this. He does his best writing while you sit there and whimper so quietly he can’t tell if you actually made a noise. When he can’t take it anymore he picks you up and takes you to the bedroom.
Poe also loves overstimulation and orgasm denial. (More on himself but he will do it to you if you really like)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The bedroom or couch for some reason. He just loves hearing the TV play in the background accompanied by your soft moans.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Just you. Looking at you can make him start having some indecent thoughts but he’s not that horny. Caress his cheek, whisper in his ear and praise him throughout the day and his leg will be bouncing like crazy and he’ll avoid eye contact at dinner time.
For an instant reaction call him detective or just straight up grab his chin and kiss him.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Poe does not want to degrade you or boss you around. He worships you and acting as though you had no value or importance would probably hurt him way more than it hurt you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Poe loves both equally! In fact he loves a good 69 every now and again. He believes it is the perfect oral position since you both get to pleasure each other. Though this man will never ever stop you from sitting on his face. He could lay there for hours just ingraining your scent, taste and sound into his memory (for writing and jack off purposes). Sometimes he gets so into he starts mumbling the descriptive words that won’t leave his head. You can’t understand him but it is a little flustering.
With receiving oral he loves when you surprise him. The two of you are watching a movie, standing in the kitchen, showering together? Drop to your knees and suck him off. He gets off so fast. Be careful because if you try and deepthroat him he can’t help but grip your hair so tight and thrust up into your mouth. There will be a shy apology at the end. Poe also enjoys waking up to your lips wrapped around his cock.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Poe likes to do slow and deep thrusts as he looks into your eyes. As I’ve stated, he’s a very romantic and intimate person. He wants to remember everything about the moment so he’s going to take his time. Though on the rare occasion you can rile him up enough his thrust are way more fast and sloppy.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Poe isn’t a huge fan of quickies as he likes to take his time but he sees the use for them when you’re about to walk out the door in that short skirt he’s begged you to throw out every time you’ve worn it around him. (He’s glad you haven’t though.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Poe is down to do risky stuff in the bedroom or in books he writes (yes he does write special books for the two of you to disappear into but it’s not often.) but nothing too kinky. The thought of anyone seeing the two of you in a compromising position keeps him up at night. Poe thinks you should consider it a huge privilege that you’re allowed to see all of him and not because he has a huge ego, it’s because he certainly thinks that way about you and he values privacy immensely.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Normally two rounds with a small break in between each round. If he’s just getting out of a depressive episode and his drive is up again his stamina will be lower. He can only go one round. When he’s in one of his manic states he can go for many rounds and hours with little breaks in between, rarely actually achieving the satisfaction he wants. Though you both agreed not to have that much sex during this time because hypersexuality is not healthy.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Poe at first really isn’t into toys. He is a bit insecure so his first thoughts would be,
‘Am I not performing well enough?’
He may snap and then get quiet because he really loves to feel you and touch you, a toy just doesn’t feel as personal and loving. To get him to even try you have to remind him that with a toy he is still the one in control of your pleasure and that a toy could never ever be better than your favorite detective.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not too much of a tease, it depends on his mood. If he’s in one of his more confident and erratic states he will give lingering touches and kisses. He’ll spend so long on foreplay it can be frustrating but he is such a romantic partner that it’s hard to ask him to hurry up.
Most of the time though the both of you are so eager to be with each other you end up being so in tune. Poe tends to leave the teasing to you as he loves to be teased though! Kiss every inch of skin you can with words of love and praise and dabble around with a bit of orgasm denial and you’ll have him almost singing such intense original poetic lines you’ll think you’ve broken him.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
In the beginning Poe would be very nervous and keep it on the quiet side but the longer the relationship progresses and the more praise and love you give him he’ll get louder. Never too loud he won’t be getting any noise complaints (from his end anyways😁) but you will know how good you’re making him feel.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Poe prefers to keep everything away from prying eyes. He is very shy and the thought of someone catching him bare ass naked was more than shameful to say the least but one time you and Poe went to explore a supposed haunted and abandoned old factory and he just couldn’t help it. You were wearing one of his white button ups, high waisted shorts and you had stolen his cloak because it was cold at night. You were terrified but smiling and laughing while you gripped onto his arm for dear life. The two of you ended up cramming yourself into a closet and went at it like animals. On the drive home he was really giddy and smiling like a little boy who was just presented with a puppy when he confessed he always wanted to have sex in an abandoned building. Poe was always into the macabre.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Poe has a big dick but it’s kinda funny because he never used to know that and was always very insecure when he would hear guys talk about their own and their sexual pleasures that is until he read about measuring his own dick when he was 19. He was shocked to say the least. He has a 6.5 inch almost 7 inch dick but will lie, blush and angrily say he doesn’t know if someone rudely straight up asks.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It can change. Just regularly I think Poe would have a decent sex drive he’s just too unsure of himself to ever initiate anything (not to say he never would though!), he over thinks a lot and would only really feel confident initiating on special occasions. When he goes through manic episodes though you will notice he gets a little more touchy-feely and trying to hint at the fact he wants you. When he goes through a depressive episode it’s absolute zero and he will snap at you if you try and initiate anything which is fine !! You do not want to have sex with this Poe! Only cuddles and love.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Poe doesn’t fall asleep real fast because he prefers to watch you sleep. After a while he’ll get up to write or if it’s at night after almost an hour of just running his fingers through your hair and admiring you he will close his eyes and allow sleep to take him.