The Novel Blog

[enki2]

[phight-club]

the average hard launch episode

[liphanne]

For anyone looking for comfort videos on this soft Monday, I am just going to shamelessly plug the playlist I created based on a survey I did a couple of months ago.

Ultimate Dan and Phil Comfort Videos Top 100

enjoy 😊

[the-novel-blog]

This is terrible for my internet persona but I’m person enough to admit that as a new phannie, the femboy baking video was the first Dan and Phil video I genuinely watched. I don’t know what that says about me but it can’t be good lol.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[coracurbstomp]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PHOTO OMG

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[tinyphancrisis]

PHAN IS SO FAKE!! They actually hate each other and that's why they're going in opposite directions

[ernest-pamphilow]

[phumblr]

if u even care

[alisonisnotonfire]

Phil is not on fire - Behind the scenes (circa October 20th, 2009)

Based on the pinof unlisted kiss information reveal from the DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG 3 video (which made me insane and this is the result)

(6 Jul, 2026)

[the-novel-blog]

I just remembered that there’s no hard launch this week 😔

[gali-in-distress]

"The average person has 10 to 45 moles" factoid actually statistical error. The average person has 1 or 2 moles. Moles Phil who has 327 moles is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[dudewhoturnedoutthelights]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[galaxyedgeviolet]