the Real house plant™

if you are confused by one of my tags, it’s just the name of one of my ocs lmao || 23 || she/they || main blog ||

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[jugglingmylab]

UPDATE ALERT UPDATE ALERT!

WHOALY SHIT???????????

WOME N ARE FUCKING REAL

[jugglingmylab]

guys.......... this might be peak

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funkyclunk]

Saw this post and immediately knew I had to make it Ford

(Og post under cut)

[originalname-195]

Souls

[gooobifer]

kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

[fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn]

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

BLESS YOU, YOU  WONDERFUL PERSON

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

The Archbishop of Canterbury is secretly messaging people on tumblr. Seems totally legit 🤔🤣

[iamnmbr3]

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales

i'm just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fuckarse whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion

[mooglesguard]

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[mananabuffins]

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves