Hewwo :3

[namira]

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[sjaisling]

Hey art guys, here’s a tip: Reverse storyboarding.

Watch a movie that you really like the art or composition of, and whenever the camera angle, viewpoint, or characters actions/interactions change noticeably, pause the movie and draw a little sketch of what you see. It doesn’t have to be gorgeous. This is just for you. Get down the layout of the composition, the placement and gestures of characters, or the lighting or color that is used to make that particular moment in time express that particular moment in the story.

You don’t have to pay anyone to teach you to do this. You are paying yourself forward. Your future art self will thank you for taking the time now to study masterfully created compositions, gestures, light/shadow, and settings/scenery. Think of how much your own compositions, gestures, use of light and shadow, and settings and scenery will improve!  

And plus you get to watch a movie you love.  <3 

[the-oncoming-shitstorm]

I’ve been gone for months but that doesn’t mean i’m not still homestuck traaaaaash

Happy 4/13 y’all

[showerthoughtsofficial]

All of the Sci-fi movies that predicted mega-corporations ruling the earth were dead on

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

*sees same stranger three times on campus in one day* what are we

[ldeefixe]

PSA about the shape of water

heyyy so. i went into this movie expecting a really cute fishy romance, which it. almost was. but i had no idea there was gonna be extremely graphic, gratuitous violence, a hell of a lot of nudity and sex scenes (one dude literally fucks his wife on screen which was a lot), and a cat gets eaten on screen.

the cat thing was the most upsetting, the rest was just either really awkward or unsettling. but, yeah. i had no idea about any of that, and was kind of unnerved coming out of the film.

please be careful if you plan on seeing this movie. it’s not a bad movie, but i’ll admit i was really put off.

[theheartroad]

Yeah seriously! It was really really good, but I had a panic attack after the film because it was so stressful, and an employee had to literally hold my hand and lead me out of the theatre step by step, because I had such a bad shutdown …

[houshou]

hey yall ever heard of

[pancakeke]

It wasn’t secret yall

[viohra]

We make jokes about certain people needing to go outside… but damn maybe y’all should just stay inside after all

[1000storyideas]

Game soundtrack for writers

Soundtrack for games are specially designed for an immersive experience. It’s a great tool for writer and artists.

Age of Empires III

Beyond: Two Souls

Bioshock 2

Bioshock Infinite

Child of Light

Clannad

Commandos

Dead Island

Dear Esther

Dishonored

Dramatical Murder

Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture

Fallout 4

Fallout New Vegas

Final Fantasy XV

Firewatch

Gone Home

Heavy Rain

Homesick

Infamous: Second Son

Infamous: First Light

Journey

LA Noire

Layers of Fear

Limbo

Murdered: Soul Suspect

Nier: Automata

No Man’s Sky

Oblivion

Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee

Outlast 2

Pandemonium

Planet Coaster

Red Dead Redemption

Rise of Nations

SimCity 3000

Singularity

Skyrim

Stardew Valley

State of Decay

The Last Guardian

The Last of Us

The Witcher 3

This War of Mine

Uncharted 4

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy

Unravel

Until Dawn

Valiant Hearts

[kingcroacusivabouttoremake-deac]

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

[astriiformes]

hey my dad just gifted me his old record of the original star wars soundtrack and the little blurb on the insert is giving me a lot of emotions about what star wars is supposed to be

[streetlight-streetrat-deactivat]

Did i ever show you all  my parent’s wedding goblets?

Pretty cool, right?

But wait

THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON GLASSES

So pretty. There’s more

THEIR TALES CONNECT TO MAKE A HEART

LOOK AT THESE MAJESTIC SONS OF BITCHES

I LOVE THEM

[science-fiction-is-real]

Which fantasy universe royal family are your parents from?

[streetlight-streetrat-deactivat]

My most successful post

[mere-vanilla]

@misstressmycroft

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I wanna get married just to have these goblets. 

[foervraengd]

I spent hours staring at gold bars stock photos while making this and now my head hurts

[khazads]

Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold. And I was scared.

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Happy New Year!

[prokopetz]

Fact: undead skeletons in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition are sapient (Intelligence 6, Wisdom 8), aligned (Lawful Evil), and understand the languages they knew in life.

Conclusion: you can argue with a skeleton.

[unseenphil]

Skeletons being sapient beings instead of basically automatons makes using them as labor  in undead polities way less ethical.

If you can argue with a skeleton, you can debate with one, which means one can run for office and they can organize unions to fight poor working conditions!

Skeletons and zombies can rise up and overthrow the lich and vampire aristocracy! You have nothing to lose. Like what are they going to do, make you -double- dead?

[prokopetz]

“Arise, undead masses - you have nothing to lose but your chains!”

“Aw, man, I like my chains.” *rattle rattle*

“I was speaking metaphorically.”

(Strictly speaking, 5E skeletons are not capable of speech, so you’ll have to imagine this exchange in sign language.)

[commiemartyrshighschool]

SKELETON UNION

[prokopetz]

Necrocommunism now!

[powerfulwizard]

Chaotic Fool, as an alignment, means your moral compass doesn’t matter because whenever you set yourself out to do something you fuck it up.

[harehollows]

my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.

and you know

you just fucking know

[overtrolled]

at one point i was talking to a friend of a friend and they seemed pretty cool but then they used the word ‘abscond’ and i looked at them and i could see the fear in their eyes because i knew their secret.