Monthly, Weekly, Nightly and Daily (If I'm falling, Baby don't blame me)
Chapter Six: Kiss Me Slowly
âYou really hate guns, donât you?â Spidey murmurs.
âLoathe them.â Ash says with a grin and a wink which just makes Spidey snort.Â
âHow do you handle âPool then?â
âWith a firm hand and a little twist.â His lips curl into a coy smirk as he knocks his hips into Spideyâs. Spidey chokes just a little bit which makes Ash grin all the more. âHe just doesn't use them around me. Heâs a thoughtful punk like that.â
âEy! You two gonna keep flirtinâ or you gonna get us out of here?â One of the mobsters yells, wiggling in his tight bounds.Â
âSh, this isn't about you, he was about to kiss me, you fool.â Ash flips the mobster off.
âI mean, I wasnât.â Spidey points out, digging out his burner phone so he can send off a quick call to the police.Â
Ash gasps, offended. âDonât act like you havenât been watching me with heated eyes all night, Spidey babe! Iâm a cat, I have instincts, I can feel it.â
âFeels desperate.â One of the mobsters mumbles, earning a swift kick to his jewels before Spidey can reach out and stop Ash.Â
âYouâd be desperate too if you felt those spidey lips.â Ash grumbles, stepping away from the groaning mobster with Spideyâs hand on his arm.
âSounds like someoneâs not getting any spidey dick.â Another snorts out, earning a bit of laughter from his fellow mobsters.Â
âI have another one of those blue balls and I will use them on you.â Ash threatens with a hiss.
âNo, he wonât.â Spidey assures.Â
Ash makes an offended noise. âI totally-â
âSomeone has blue balls for sure.â
âEnough.â Spideyâs arms are around his waist before Ash can jump into the pile of snickering mobsters. He kicks against the hold but Spidey is firm and well, his arms are nice and Ash likes being held by him so he stops fighting relatively quickly. âCops will be here in ten. We should split.â
Ash huffs and lets Spidey put him back down on his feet. âFine. Letâs blow this popsicle stand, It's full of squares anyway.â
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