Words, Words, Words...

I'm mostly interested in languages and linguistics and speak a meh amount of Russian. I also love math and physics an stupid humor. And beer, too! Lots of beer! Ex Drum Major, Bone and Bari/Euph Player. MGAMB '10 and '11. MCATDT '12 - '14 BAC '15 ••|•|•••

[erene-e]

[tonyalmeida]

[rocktheholygrail]

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

[rocktheholygrail]

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

[cosmik-homo]

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[night-dragon937]

not enough people know this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[onewhoturns]

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN’T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

[decadentbatbagelscissors]

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

[arcaniumagi2]

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

[thateagleguy]

[fatsexybitch]

This is funny, but I can tell you why right now without a study

Glasses give you an immediate and blinding indication if your mask is not worn properly. If you wear glasses you are more likely to secure the mask tightly to ensure you dont fog up your glasses.

And 2, no one can sneeze or cough on ur eyeballs

[snipertrifle]

I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ginazmemeoir]

You set Texas on fire now

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[st-pam]

[coolbattlegirl]

Reblogging for the future

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[awonderingliz]

Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 in G, Prélude

[thewomandiaries1984]

This with the rain, Oh what a mood

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh wow, all of the tension just flowed out of my muscles as soon as this started playing

[incendavery]

hhh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mmarkle]

all y’all had to do was vote for hillary clinton

[yayitsjenni]

I’m reblogging this every single time it pops up.

[lets-do-get-help-deactivated202]

Live look at the American Government right now:

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[dailypattondoodles]

You don’t realize just how creepy it is until you are the only one not doing it

[1995lahaine]

everyone posting that “my generation lost hobbies” post is so stupid like no you fuckwits hobbies were stolen from you by a system that demands you work 8 hours a day to earn a tiny percentage of the profit you generate, leaving you too exhausted and brainwashed to enjoy exercising passion without financial incentive

[darkwingsnark]

Not to mention if you DO somehow have that energy to create, people put pressure on you to monetize it. You can’t draw for the sake of drawing, your family and friends think you’re good enough that you need to sell it. You can’t sing for the sake of singing, you have to turn that into a career or shut up. You can’t write fanfiction for your own enjoyment, you’re wasting time when you could be working on your OWN novel.

These are sentiments that have been told to me over the years. That people think you are ‘wasting your talents’ if everything you do isn’t for the sake of profit. And I’m here to tell you folks… that’s SAD.

[alyzu]

YES!!!!!!!