not because i’m not, but because i refuse to be

Bro.23. it's wonderful to meet you. a brown person who hates touching white things.

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

[golgafrincham]

[rehearsing]

Wtf is wrong with you?

I’m a crêpe. I’m a weirdough.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

I have no self of steam

[lakevida]

imagine how wild the space race in the 60s would have been if we had as many moons as Saturn or Jupiter, I am imagining it

only 27 of the moon landings were real

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[littlepostcards]

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s so sad when cishet girls are like “I’m a feminist but I’m not a hairy lesbian” like don’t be so hard on yourself<3 I’m sure you have some good qualities too<3

[aritany]

sure do put a lot of emphasis on couples falling in love through mutual trust and vulnerability for someone who needs to be pried open like an oyster emotionally speaking

[the-painting]

All this slut talk and no one biting. Bitch I have “Hi I’m a slut” tattooed on me!!

Get on my slut level or fuck off everyone

[givemeinternet]

This is a theater stage for a play

[tenofswords618-deactivated20140]

no thats a boss battle

[dexthorn]

[catgifsinthesenate]

This is the Bregenzer Festspiele opera house, and it’s worth noting that this is not a one-off. Every single one of their productions looks like a boss battle and/or smash bros stage

[whatsajulian]

These are all horrifying. Thanks for sharing

[brucebocchi]

[bixbiboom]

Time is a weird soup.

[sadlibragirll]

[tomatoluvr69]

How did ancient cultures figure out about the solstice like girl I would not notice that

[transparentstarlightsandwich]