this stray is pretty gay

a system of gods knows how many idiots just trying to get through life ❤ / writers and artists / adults / ask 4 pronouns

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[samwspn]

✶⋆.˚⁀➴ fake texts with sam winchester ! — sam is out on a grocery run and you text him after a while

゛TAGLIST ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ — ; @gilmrres @userhotd @heart-of-alex @dontlistentodaisy @ladyinthebloodychamber @vlarrtrgryn @sams-carhartt-jacket @deadbeatpup

— reblogs help creators !! reblog !!

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[tumblr]

💞 Ships Week Fanart: #81 – #100 💞

It’s day 1 of ships week and we’re celebrating spots #81 – #100 with some homegrown fanart. Please enjoy these artful depictions of the art of shipping!

@blended-ice:

@vexanari:

@teencopandthesourwolf:

@saintvanilly:

@thunderpot:

@cayespideypool:

@onlysushicat:

@scutscut:

@gigi-drxws:

@kryptiq-kreachur:

@therebeedragons:

@slowpoli:

@millany:

@clxartss:

@ngalu:

@sussex-vampire:

@evgar:

@gingerpines:

@dxxtruction:

@mancatrex:

Join in with #ships week 2026 & follow along on @tumblr for more shipping content and list drops throughout the week!

[foxxology]

What if Gustave was a family friend of the Dessendre's before he died years before the manor fire? What if he and Verso were "close".

What if Clea was hurting enough to lash out against her mothers creation in the only way Aline might listen?

[kittybroker]

i need an estimate on my nasty thumbed beast... he is one of a kind or so i've heard

One of a kind collectors item now hitting the market for an astounding $399.78!

[gerathewise]

– w–water and fire– a– the most– best combo 🔥💦 ( o˘◡˘o)

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[bunjywunjy]

Halloween 2024.

ERASERHEAD BABY.

ohshit

[bunjywunjy]

hello from Halloween 2025! it’s been a hell of a year, but it’s okay.

everything will be fine.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

[curlicuecal]

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

[redcigart]

They’re so Gothic Horror coded what if it went the whole way.

[pandadrake]

Come on Clea, snap out of that trance. It's time to do a sibling dance.

Also, this is how I find out Clea wears a fully unbuttoned men's shirt with the placket laid right over left, like, girl what.

Those buttons aren’t doing shit.

[pandadrake]

idk

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[arczism]

my favourite wizard again | nsft on my Patreon

[cosmokrill]

umm uhhh

[bigidiotenergytm]

Can Odysseus make Poseidon blush? Maybe surprise kissing him? I need to see the awkward sea god sputtering

think we got 'em boys

[bigidiotenergytm]

I love Odysseus flustered 🥰

posey does too (revenge time, ody! <3)