The Poison Professor

Hello there! I'm Irukandji, Iruka for short, I am a pokebiologist currently living in Alola, specializing in Poison types and their effects, but also, feel free to ask me just about anything Pokémon related :) He/Him

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everyone shut up 

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When a Munna or Musharna feasts on your dreams, it feels like you took general anaesthesia

It's as if you just blinked and 8h have passed

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It's not known what goes through a slowpoke's mind, if there goes anything

It's theorized that they know everything at once, but can't do anything about that knowledge

It's also theorized that their brains are completely empty and it's all white noise, but who knows...

[the-poison-professor]

How Groudon Pokemon creates volcanic eruption in physiological sense ?

I thought Groudon was a myth? But if it exists, it probably uses vibrations on the ground with some sort of organ near it's feet to move it intuitively, focusing them on a volcano to make it erupt

(ooc: I consider legendaries to be myths/cryptids and mythicals to just be urban legends, think of the mew under the truck)

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Do you tell only poison types or all types ?

My field of study is primarily Poison Types, but you guys can ask me about all pokemon of all types :)

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Every Shuckle Juice tastes different, because every Shuckle secretes a specific and unique concoction of enzymes

Shuckle Berry Juice is very healthy, although some may not like the pulpy texture. Lucky for them, you can water it down, strain it, even make wine with it!

[soryualeksi]

Where. Where exactly in their bodies do they ferment the juice, though. Is it in their stomach? How does it. Get back out.

I'm still not sure whether I'll want to try it, even though it's so famous...

[the-poison-professor]

Well... It's... Very close to how honey is made, I'll tell you that

[the-poison-professor]

Every Shuckle Juice tastes different, because every Shuckle secretes a specific and unique concoction of enzymes

Shuckle Berry Juice is very healthy, although some may not like the pulpy texture. Lucky for them, you can water it down, strain it, even make wine with it!

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Liepard is is able to move so silently because of both it's paws muffling sound and it's bones being so light for such a big cat

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Kanto is a very dangerous region, mostly because of the sheer number of poison types in it's forests

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And it's surrounding ocean too, btw

Kanto is very lovely, for poison type specialists haha

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Tentacruel lay over 2000 eggs when they breed in nature, that's why Tentacool is so common

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Kanto is a very dangerous region, mostly because of the sheer number of poison types in it's forests

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Ekans is a very good starting pokemon if you want to become a poison specialist

It doesn't eat much, and it's very easy to care for, and because they actually DON'T have fangs, they're safe for beginners!

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(I'm baaaack! College is hard haha)

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What do think is bisharp favorite thing to do with there owner? I have a bisharp myself and I love him very much

Hmm, I'd say sparring, probably

You can do it by taking some olympic swordsmanship classes with your partner bisharp!

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Hi! I'm a Gengar! I hope we can be friends! Hi!

Huh? A talking Gengar! Very interesting, how are you able to speak, Mr. Gengar??

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What do you think of bisharp?

I find them to be very interesting!

As most Dark Types, they usually travel and work in groups (sometimes called "Boards") with their unevolved forms, with the Bisharp being the leader, and as the Pawniard evolve, they will fight the reigning Bisharp for controll of the group and the loser is cast out

So if you see a lone Bisharp, it probably lost a battle against another Bisharp

Their head axe, forearms, chest and legs are required to be sharpened every once in a while, so buying a stone for sharpening is recommended for your Bisharp's well being

And they need to see YOU as a worthy leader, otherwise they may rebel against you and run away

So overall, I think they're neat

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Y'all, what are your favorite poison type pokemon? Comment bellow :)