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18+ @the-problem-sister-azul (english/Japanese・英語／日本語)

[the-problem-sister-azul]

sisters, amirite?

Hey there! I'm Azul. Me and my big sister @the-problem-kisser-violet made these accounts so we could flirt semi-publicly without tipping off our parents or friends. We've been dating for a few months at the time I'm writing this.

We're both in our 20's and we're both trans. Please don't be fucking weird about us tho...

I'm still in college and Violet lives nearby which makes meeting up really fucking convenient and I love it. :3

If any of you have questions about my life so far go ahead and ask! Just again don't be fucking weird about us.

[the-problem-sister-azul]

As the school year closed out, I had to move back in with me and Violet’s parents over the summer. I haven’t posted a lot because I’ve been terrified that they’d see what I’m typing over my shoulder, and that fucking sucks Y’know? I just got my dream girl and I have to hide her from everyone. Anyways, I’m back now and will probably post more now that I finally caved and put tumblr on my phone. I hate having any social media on my phone but I hate not posting about how cool my sister is more so…. :3

I love you so much, Violet. I can’t wait to go to that party with you this weekend ❤️

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

Not my usual type of post but I need to vent somewherer. I really wish I could go to pride this year. I hate the idea of going alone and Azul and me are unable to go together this year even if we kept it non obvious that we are sisters dating. As for other friends none of them seem to have good schedules I can match to go (plus most of them wouldn't aproove of me taking a consang flag to pride.) Oh well guess i'll be gay and incestous at home hopefully next year.

[the-problem-sister-azul]

It made me really fucking sad too, sis…. We’ll figure it out next year. We really fucking will ❤️

For those curious we did go on a date together the next day though. Which wasn’t a replacement for pride together but it was nice.

[the-problem-sister-azul]

None shall stand against the might of cute flirty little sisters!

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Huh, apparently novocain made it hard for me to speak Japanese temporarily. It made it so I couldn't pronounce 「ふ」 correctly since my lips literally wouldn't move to make the sound. Apparently one's ability to speak Japanese, like French, can be medically removed. Who would have thought.

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

So for a little context I'm not the eldest sibling in our family, that would be our big brother, let's call him Green. So Green was visiting me yesterday and we started watching Oshi no Ko mostly cause I'm really into it (im only at season 2 so far) and he was curious about why I'm so into it. Well...Green apparently really really likes and relates to Aqua, he also said I'm a lot like Ruby (no he doesn't know!) Which is rather interesting... haha this also feels weirdly similar to what @the-problem-sister-azul and me did with Citrus before we dated... thoughts sis?

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Oh my gods what??? I'm so mad I missed this yesterday! Gods there's no fucking way. I can totally see it though, you and Green are SO much like Aqua and Ruby.

It does feel similar... Well,, I like having you to myself but if its our brother I guess it'd be fine :3

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN???!!!! THAT"S NOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS!!! ...Just because I also used to have a crush on Green doesn't mean he actually would reciprocate...and uh you are really comfortable if he did?

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Fuck you mean, it wasn't?? I can read between the lines just as well as you can write between them, silly!

(Holy shit I was totally right about you having a crush on him back in high school..) I'd be comfortable with you two dating! Honestly a sibling polycule would be really cute. I also totally have a bit of a crush on him too so as long as you don't mind sharing...

Y'know, if he's interested of course :3

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

So for a little context I'm not the eldest sibling in our family, that would be our big brother, let's call him Green. So Green was visiting me yesterday and we started watching Oshi no Ko mostly cause I'm really into it (im only at season 2 so far) and he was curious about why I'm so into it. Well...Green apparently really really likes and relates to Aqua, he also said I'm a lot like Ruby (no he doesn't know!) Which is rather interesting... haha this also feels weirdly similar to what @the-problem-sister-azul and me did with Citrus before we dated... thoughts sis?

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Oh my gods what??? I'm so mad I missed this yesterday! Gods there's no fucking way. I can totally see it though, you and Green are SO much like Aqua and Ruby.

It does feel similar... Well,, I like having you to myself but if its our brother I guess it'd be fine :3

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I can't wait to live with my big sister. She came over last night and we made spaghetti together yesterday for dinner, it was really nice having her with me. Especially since we got to show each other stupid youtube videos that trigger our collective autism. Even though I just saw her yesterday I miss her already..

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

Sisters bathing

Me and Azul bathed together for the first time in a very long while. (definitely since we started dating) Poor girlie hair was so knotted I had to help her take care of it and taught her how to do it. She was so happy about it was adorable I had to stop myself from making out with her for too long because she had plans and...we had done that before the bath anyway. We shouldn't get too dirty again. We need to do it more often i love taking care of her she's soooooo cute

[the-problem-sister-azul]

BEST BATH OF MY FUCKING LIFE we gotta do it again. Gods I needed to be taken care of.... What was the brand of the moisturizer you used on my hair btw? Genuinely it was really nice...

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I'm shit at setting boundaries...

I haven't posted much in the last two weeks not of my own volition. I've been really fucking stressed out by college and due to my own lack of planning skills have spread myself way the fuck too thin. I'm exhausted and still have way too much homework than I feel I can do but I'm gonna try anyways.

Violet came over today to hug me about it and it was really nice. She gave me a talk about setting boundaries and taking care of myself that I really fucking needed. We honestly just hugged and squeezed and kissed and cried into each other for half an hour and it felt fucking amazing. Fuck if I wasn't already in love with her I would have fallen for her right then and there...

I still feel emotionally empty and stressed to hell and back but now at least I got a little spark of energy back. Much needed energy.

Thank you for being my big sister, Violet. I don't know where I'd be without you... I love you so fucking much.

edit: My hair smells like hers now and that's really comforting for me at the moment...

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

It's my responsibility as your big sister to take care of you Azul. You are a really good girl and you work too hard I'm going to make sure you also take care of yourself and I'm going to spoil you completely so you can rest. No more trying to do everything by yourself or i'll be mad 😤

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I'm feeling much better now. I'm no longer running on zero energy and I've caught up (mostly) on my homework. Thank you, Violet for giving me so many hugs. I desperately needed them....

I'll take care of myself from now on, I prommy...

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I'm shit at setting boundaries...

I haven't posted much in the last two weeks not of my own volition. I've been really fucking stressed out by college and due to my own lack of planning skills have spread myself way the fuck too thin. I'm exhausted and still have way too much homework than I feel I can do but I'm gonna try anyways.

Violet came over today to hug me about it and it was really nice. She gave me a talk about setting boundaries and taking care of myself that I really fucking needed. We honestly just hugged and squeezed and kissed and cried into each other for half an hour and it felt fucking amazing. Fuck if I wasn't already in love with her I would have fallen for her right then and there...

I still feel emotionally empty and stressed to hell and back but now at least I got a little spark of energy back. Much needed energy.

Thank you for being my big sister, Violet. I don't know where I'd be without you... I love you so fucking much.

edit: My hair smells like hers now and that's really comforting for me at the moment...

[cuddly-sister]

Your sister is thirsty go hold her chin up so the liquor goes down easier she needs it if you don't want her to fight against you while your hand is squeezing and kneading her breasts

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

@the-problem-sister-azul wanna get really drunk with your sister and let her use you while you're really drunk?

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Absolutely! You KNOW I like intox :3

I'm always so cute and easy to fuck whenever I'm that drunk

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

Big sister's kinky goals

There's this thing me an Azul keep accidentally doing where we both give a new unexpected kink to the other...at this point we just decided to keep giving each other new kinks forever. To be honest it's my personal goal to get her to discover more kinks than she does me. A big sister should teach her little sis new things after all. And I like how embarrassed she gets about it too she looks adorable!!!

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Ok now I have to discover more kinks in you than you do me! Its fucking on!

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I'm making Violet play one of my favorite videogames right now while we're on a call. I'm wearing only cute pink shorts and nothing else and am just masturbating on her second monitor. :3

She's so fucking horny for me right now it's driving her insane and I love it. I'm making it so hard to play on purpose.

[the-problem-sister-azul]

I left my panties at my big sister's apartment over the weekend.

Every time I leave my big sis' apartment, she cries because she misses me so much. (I cry too, violet) So I thought I'd give her something to remember me by this time!

I know she likes the way I smell and my panties smell the most like me so I left those there! She didn't even notice me leaving without them since I ran into the other room to get dressed. (we don't wear clothes around each other) I hope she liked my little gift!

Love you, Violet~

[the-problem-kisser-violet]

I was mean to Azul today for funsies.

We were watching some videos cuddled up in the bed, when I decided I would stop hugging her just to see if she has sister anxiety. She immideatly noticed asked if I needed to go to the bathroom. I said "no just chilling". She immideatly tried to get closer and i inched away. She tried again and i moved away. We did this for a bit and she asked why I was being mean. I said; "No reason just checking if you were taking my cuddles for granted". She leapt at me, held my arm demanding i held her and said "NO I WASN'T!"

She was so cute about it!!! I immideatly broke. (Seriously shes so cuuuuuute) I apologized for being so mean and held her real tight till she wasn't upset anymore.

I'm so lucky she's my sister.

[the-problem-sister-azul]

You were being so mean!! You kept pushing me away and kept stopping me from grabbing you again!!! What a horrible thing to do to your little sister...

[wiwis-kink-alt]

big sis who passes you a drink, and hopes you dont notice the slightest foam at the top, or the chalky residue at the bottom. she pins you down and youre too weak to stop her. she doesnt do anything to you, but she shows you she absolutely could, if you wanted her to <3

[the-problem-sister-azul]

Violet you fucking better do this to me.... I'm not kidding, lets find a way to do this.

Find a way to drug me at a cool restaurant or picnic or smth and just fucking use me after I can't stop you anymore....