retail heckscape employee

(they/them) powered lifting equipment certified. gimmick blog certified. you'll find me caged up in the backroom. not allowed to work at the register.

[unteriors]

G Street, Pawnee City, Nebraska.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse identification: LUMO Unicorn Night Light

(Note: I don't identify plushies. If you want to know who the plushies on the bed are, try asking my colleague @horse-plush-a-day)

[horse-plush-a-day]

Miri Moo Soft Glow Unicorn

Goffa 10" White Unicorn

And that big ass Pegasus with the clearest visibility... I don't know. There's a thousand similar ones but I can't tell the one with the exact hair-fur-hooves-wings-unicorn color palette...

[the-product-finder]

Product Recognized.

Kid Connection Plastic Vanity Set

UPC: 08449575770

Product currently unavailable at the Maryville Walmart Supercenter, the closest Walmart location to Pawnee City.

[neon-draws-sometimes]

This bird plush is a Squishamallow Charlize the Cockatoo!

(I think the lack of eyelashes is due to camera quality, or it could be a knock off?)

this pufferfish seems to be a Takashoji brand jumbo pufferfish in blue, which I couldn’t find many images of online

(I know its flatter, but if it was used as a pillow its likely to have just been naturally squished down over time)

[the-product-finder]

Great Finds! The pufferfish is adorable!!!! 😍

[the-product-finder]

Saw the Scrabble post reblogged and I got SPOOKED like a horse because I was not expecting to see the goddamned Walmart on Silver Spring on my dash

sorry about that!! normally I would use a store nearby the post, but as that one didn't include a location, I chose the store closest to Hasbro's headquarters in Pawtucket.

Have some carrots and some sugarcubes 🐴 (somehow the Providence walmart doesn't carry sugarcubes, so they need to be shipped in)

[the-product-finder]

what is the tag in your pfp from? I swear I recognize it

it's from a TY Sparkle Beanie Baby My Little Pony Princess Celestia Plushie (not my photo here, but the pfp is)

[the-product-finder]

"you'll find me caged up in the backroom" is this u twin

exactly this but like someone trying to be femme but failing. like walmart clearance aisle Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman.

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[the-product-finder]

Product Found

Milton Bradley Scrabble Crossword Board Game

It's hard to see the entire board in this image, but it looks similar to this edition that was for sale on WorthPoint at some point. The UPC of this edition is 632244040245.

The version present in the image was likely made between 1989 and 1999, according to Donald Sauter's website on Dating one's Scrabble board. (wild,old website to still be kickin around in 2026)

We can go get a modern edition (UPC 195166164878) of the Scrabble game for $21.92 at the Providence Walmart on aisle K26.

[unteriors]

Ooaa Rd, Kurtistown, Hawaii.

[the-product-finder]

Product Found.

Clorox Multi-Purpose Paper Towel Wipes, Lemon Verbena, 75ct. This product was discontinued and replaced with Clorox Power Pick-up Cleaning Wipes, Lemon Verbena, 75ct, BUT this product was also seemingly discontinued as no retailer has a listing for it.

Your best bet is probably just to get Clorox's standard Wipes (though they currently have a Back to School "Limited Edition" packaging") and they are "Crisp Lemon" and not Lemon Verbana, though I wonder how different those scents are. You Can grab a 75ct of standard wipes for $5.72 at the Hilo Walmart on aisle F42 (42 aisles in section??? how big is this place).

[unteriors]

Lisa Drive, Vidor, Texas.

[the-product-finder]

Product found

KILZ 2 All Purpose Primer (UPC 051652200010). Available at the Vidor Walmart for $23.97 on aisle L3.

[someoneactuallylivedhere]

[the-product-finder]

Product Found.

White Death (The NUMA Files #4) by Clive Cussler and Paul Kemprecos (ISBN 0-425-19545-7). Available via Penguin Random House for $9.99, plus shipping.

[unteriors]

E Main Street, Paden City, West Virginia.

[the-product-finder]

Products Found

The Bradford Exchange the John Wayne Radio. This seems to be a discontinued item from 2009 from The Bradford Exchange company. I cannot find the original price from Bradford, but there is an eBay listing for $110.49+$25.55 shipping. I would note that a ShopGoodwill listing sold it for $14.99, so it's true value is likely actually low.

A similar cardboard cutout of John Wayne can be found on Amazon ($49.95), though there is imagery below him compared to a white void in the pictured cutout.

[zukriuchen]

also one of these 1981 Effanbee dolls back there. and wouldn't you know it, The Bradford Exchange also made a cuckoo clock

[the-product-finder]

Great Finds!

[unteriors]

E Main Street, Paden City, West Virginia.

[the-product-finder]

Products Found

The Bradford Exchange the John Wayne Radio. This seems to be a discontinued item from 2009 from The Bradford Exchange company. I cannot find the original price from Bradford, but there is an eBay listing for $110.49+$25.55 shipping. I would note that a ShopGoodwill listing sold it for $14.99, so it's true value is likely actually low.

A similar cardboard cutout of John Wayne can be found on Amazon ($49.95), though there is imagery below him compared to a white void in the pictured cutout.

[unteriors]

Highway 1, Oil City, Louisiana.

[the-product-finder]

Product Possibly Found

The guitar is either a Gibson or Epiphone SG Electric Guitar in a Cherry Red finish. A close model is this Gibson SG Standard '61, available for $1,999 at the Guitar Center in Tyler, TX (left image). The guitar in the image has a different pickup situation with white and black humbucklers instead of the all metal ones in the listing here. A Gibson SG Tribute in Vintage Cherry Satin has a closer pickup situation. Guitars are deffo not my forte, but I had to reblog this image, what a room.

[unteriors]

Augusta Rockland Road, Windsor, Maine.

[the-product-finder]

Product Found

Cheez Whiz Cheese Dip, 15oz Jar (UPC: 021000626793). Available for $4.96 at the Augusta Walmart on Aisle A9. Could also be available at the closer Dollar General or Country Corners Grocery, but these are not searchable online.

[unteriors]

Martin Luther King Street, Birmingham, Alabama.

[the-product-finder]

Products Found.

Sweet Baby Ray’s Original BBQ Sauce, 80oz (UPC 013409000045) available at the Homewood Walmart for $7.97 on aisle A7.

Sweet Baby Ray’s Original BBQ Sauce, 1 gal (UPC 013409515297) available at the Homewood Sam’s Club for $11.98.

The Chainsaw is likely an older Craftsman 18" 42CC model, based upon this image from a chainsaw parts website. It was likely purchased at the SEARS that was in Hoover, AL, as the Craftsman brand was an exclusive house brand to them up until 2017.

These days you can find Craftsman at Lowes Hardware stores, and should be able to pick a current equivalent chainsaw at the Homewood Lowes for $229 on Aisle 29, Bay 7.

[swankyangles]

@unteriors NO WE DO NOT

[unteriors]

Martin Luther King Street, Birmingham, Alabama.

[the-product-finder]

Products Found.

Sweet Baby Ray's Original BBQ Sauce, 80oz (UPC 013409000045) available at the Homewood Walmart for $7.97 on aisle A7.

Sweet Baby Ray's Original BBQ Sauce, 1 gal (UPC 013409515297) available at the Homewood Sam's Club for $11.98.

The Chainsaw is likely an older Craftsman 18" 42CC model, based upon this image from a chainsaw parts website. It was likely purchased at the SEARS that was in Hoover, AL, as the Craftsman brand was an exclusive house brand to them up until 2017.

These days you can find Craftsman at Lowes Hardware stores, and should be able to pick a current equivalent chainsaw at the Homewood Lowes for $229 on Aisle 29, Bay 7.

[unteriors]

La Jara Street, Bloomfield, New Mexico.

[the-product-finder]

Product Found

Chucky and Tiffany Crazy in Love Fleece Blanket (Spencer's Item Number 04222519) Available at the Animas Valley Spencer's location for $49.99

[unteriors]

State Highway 19 S, Crockett, Texas.

[the-product-finder]

Product (likely) Found!

The Home Store Moisture Eliminator 8.1oz Tub (regular and Charcoal varieties) The charcoal version is available at the Crocket Plaza Dollar Tree (I'm sure the regular one is too) for $1.50. I say likey, as the one closest to the camera has orange on its label instead of green. This could be lighting, image editing, or a different product entirely.

[unteriors]

28th Street SW, Mason City, Iowa.

[the-product-finder]

Product Found

Hosley 8.5-Inch Resin 5-Headed Dragon Cone Incense Burner. Available for shipping on Walmart (dot) com for $15.10. I only have anecdotal evidence, but I did purchase one of these from a physical Walmart location once, so there's a chance they purchased it from the Mason City Walmart. I don't have my "dragon" anymore, unfortunately.