before the twitter brain worms reach this site i’m just going to nip the conspiracy theory that trump doesn’t actually have covid and is lying to get a sympathy vote in the bud. he has it. we know he has it because they did not offer up hope hicks’ diagnosis willingly. a reporter scooped it. they were not going to tell us. they got caught. and now we all know. this isn’t a conspiracy. they’re just a dangerous mixture of incompetent and malevolent. he has it.
the stock market has tanked (his biggest reason for constantly downplaying the pandemic from the start) and he’s actually cancelling rallies. nothing on earth could stop him from holding super-spreader events for his cult unless he was literally bedridden from the deadly virus that he has allowed to ravage this country. he has it. he has it and he will not receive my sympathies.
If he fucking dies, DO NOT PARTY IN THE STREETS. DO NOT CELEBRATE IN PUBLIC. Not at first anyway Because his supporters will be going insane, and they are the ones with the most guns. There will be a lot of violence immediately after his death as they all freak out and assume Liberals “or the deep state or whatever” killed him and will probably shoot anything colored blue that isnt a cop. So stay home, stay safe and toast to his fucking demise.
I doubt we will be so lucky, but better safe than sorry should the worst/best happen to the Orange Abomination. Maybe pull any Biden signs into your garage.




































