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i did a bit that got so much attention the aussie pm legally has to look at it

so when oscar won the hungary gp, the ausgp admin posted this

so i then went to the aus gov site and jokingly submitted an e-petition assuming it would get thrown out

it did not get thrown out. instead, it was then opened to signatures

when a petition gains over 50 signatures , it gets referred to a minister.

we got 171 signatures. today i received an update on which minister it got referred to.

it got referred to the bloody prime minister of Australia. albo. albo has to legally read and respond to this petition. it's likely to be denied but. still. it's on the goverment's desk.

also as a consequence, this document exists:

the-prophesied-mouse

Chat, he said no :(

#booo #boring #oscar piastri day petition update #f1 #f1blr #formula 1 #formula one #oscar piastri #tbh im relieved #i would have cried if this was my legacy

I think the solution to the Olympics condom situation is that each athlete receives a 100-pack of condoms in their Olympic kit goodie bag

#olympics #Winter Olympics #and the podium positions get extra along with the medals #but genuinely how do 2871 individuals go through 10000 condoms in 3 days #that’s 2-3 per person #so 4-6 per couple #and that’s not including those who’s partners aren’t at the Olympics or those abstaining

I love how the Winter Olympics is like “who can go the fastest without breaking a bone? Who can launch themselves in the air the longest and highest and not get seriously injured? Let’s play with knife shoes! Who can shoot and ski?”

then there’s curling.

#winter Olympics #the juxtaposition of ski jumping luge skeleton next to curling is so funny to me #I’m sure curling takes a lot of skill and I would be terrible at it #but it’s like #let’s defy gravity and hope I don’t shatter my spine #next to how fast can I sweep #I suppose there’s calculus involved #who can do kinematics the most accurately

calebexists

THEY HAVE SO MUCH JOY

#they’re so delighted #mack is like DAD DAD LOOK

calebexists

THEY HAVE SO MUCH JOY

#they’re so elated #BEAMING

calebexists

THEY HAVE SO MUCH JOY

moonstonecassie

Since Netflix is removing She-Ra February 21st here’s a link to a Google drive with all five seasons <3

lunarlights-world

Reblogging to spread this absolute blessing to the She-Ra fandom. Thank you, beautiful soul <33

#she ra

namunii

When you're trying to forget your years old situationship but his manager is Yuna Hollander so you see his face everywhere...ho

the-prophesied-mouse

sharks fans I’m begging does anyone know about this lamp. Has anyone bought this lamp.

the-prophesied-mouse

Here’s the link for proof:

San Jose Sharks 21" Glass Table Lamp. Officially licensed and available now at Sharks Pro Shop! Shop Now!

Also in finding this link, there’s a second lamp

#san jose sharks #nhl #I was googling San Jose sharks lamp #and was like #holy shit #a second lamp has hit the towers

my-2nd-account

Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??

eugeniedanglars

i like this show in a cool ironic detached intellectual way btw

the-prophesied-mouse

sharks fans I’m begging does anyone know about this lamp. Has anyone bought this lamp.

the-prophesied-mouse

Also to follow up:

The ceiling fans

#nhl #what’s the line with merch #oh golly it’s hot in here let me just turn on the San Jose sharks ceiling fan #the future is teal #and it’s spinning

sharks fans I’m begging does anyone know about this lamp. Has anyone bought this lamp.

#nhl #san jose sharks #the future is teal #i think abt this lamp at least once daily #like it’s a really nice colour #but I’m just so curious about how this got pitched #need to know if anyone has bought one

aavec

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com