Buy Our Stuff!

[the-quartet-shop]

Welcome to the Quartet Shop!

here, various strange and mystical items are sold to the highest bidder. we have a legal merchant license, and all of our items are ethically sourced.

to find us, merely recite the following:

one, two, three, four; war, mind, life, story.

or you can find us in the Eftyl clearing, just south of @merchant-wizard-and-jerry

if you want to be a member, you are required to supply one artifact for lifetime membership. members are privy to certain, member-only deals, and are also told each time the shop adds new stock. members also may make requests; whether or not they're fulfilled is up to chance.

our available stock:

Shop: item 4

1000 Instant Recipes: a book enchanted with a fancy recipe in each page. you can, if needed, pull out a page and create the recipe magicall

Shop: item 6

Super Bolas. A traditional Bolas- thrown weapon for stopping enemies from running- enchanted with high power enchantments- speed, accuracy,

Shop: item 8

Button: T-minus 10 this button allows you to teleport yourself about 50 meters away from where and 10 seconds before when you pressed the b

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 7

Verb Cutter

this knife is designed to cut through actions instead of objects. you can use it to stop any action taking place within a range of approximately 8 meters; anything from "explodes" to "attacks" to "sneezes", and many things beyond. it has 3 charges and regains 1 every 8 hours it remains unused.

Starting bid is 235 gold.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet will bid first seeing as nobody else sees it’s usefulness

[the-quartet-shop]

the starting amount?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet bids 235

[the-quartet-shop]

Well, that's no other bidders, so sold!

be careful with it, it can REALLY mess some things up. but thats to be expected from a weapon capable of damaging concepts.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Dont worry kajeet will use it responsibly [kajeet handed over 235 gold, an extra 50 as a tip and left]

[the-quartet-shop]

Ah... thank you.

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 7

Verb Cutter

this knife is designed to cut through actions instead of objects. you can use it to stop any action taking place within a range of approximately 8 meters; anything from "explodes" to "attacks" to "sneezes", and many things beyond. it has 3 charges and regains 1 every 8 hours it remains unused.

Starting bid is 235 gold.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet will bid first seeing as nobody else sees it’s usefulness

[the-quartet-shop]

the starting amount?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet bids 235

[the-quartet-shop]

Well, that's no other bidders, so sold!

be careful with it, it can REALLY mess some things up. but thats to be expected from a weapon capable of damaging concepts.

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 7

Verb Cutter

this knife is designed to cut through actions instead of objects. you can use it to stop any action taking place within a range of approximately 8 meters; anything from "explodes" to "attacks" to "sneezes", and many things beyond. it has 3 charges and regains 1 every 8 hours it remains unused.

Starting bid is 235 gold.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet will bid first seeing as nobody else sees it’s usefulness

[the-quartet-shop]

the starting amount?

[the-quartet-shop]

Hello there, kajeet was wondering if you could verify if an item is an artifact or not.

we can by touch- what is the item?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet sto- bought this dope ass thing from a barbarian lookin dude and he has no idea what it does but it makes his brain feel funny holding it and he worries what it’d do to an insane person [he took out a weapon in a glass case from his jacket]

[the-quartet-shop]

*shopkeeper carefully touches the blade to gauge its properties*

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Got anything to say bout it?

[the-quartet-shop]

...It qualifies. a very dangerous, cursed artifact, but an artifact nonetheless.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Oh goodie, kajeet would like to give it to you then for a membership

[the-quartet-shop]

Of course. what name shall the membership be put under?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet, if a last name is needed use the placeholder of like, Dojima or something

[the-quartet-shop]

Kajeet it is.

[the-quartet-shop]

Hello there, kajeet was wondering if you could verify if an item is an artifact or not.

we can by touch- what is the item?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet sto- bought this dope ass thing from a barbarian lookin dude and he has no idea what it does but it makes his brain feel funny holding it and he worries what it’d do to an insane person [he took out a weapon in a glass case from his jacket]

[the-quartet-shop]

*shopkeeper carefully touches the blade to gauge its properties*

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Got anything to say bout it?

[the-quartet-shop]

...It qualifies. a very dangerous, cursed artifact, but an artifact nonetheless.

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Oh goodie, kajeet would like to give it to you then for a membership

[the-quartet-shop]

Of course. what name shall the membership be put under?

[the-quartet-shop]

Hello there, kajeet was wondering if you could verify if an item is an artifact or not.

we can by touch- what is the item?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet sto- bought this dope ass thing from a barbarian lookin dude and he has no idea what it does but it makes his brain feel funny holding it and he worries what it’d do to an insane person [he took out a weapon in a glass case from his jacket]

[the-quartet-shop]

*shopkeeper carefully touches the blade to gauge its properties*

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Got anything to say bout it?

[the-quartet-shop]

...It qualifies. a very dangerous, cursed artifact, but an artifact nonetheless.

[the-quartet-shop]

Hello there, kajeet was wondering if you could verify if an item is an artifact or not.

we can by touch- what is the item?

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

Kajeet sto- bought this dope ass thing from a barbarian lookin dude and he has no idea what it does but it makes his brain feel funny holding it and he worries what it’d do to an insane person [he took out a weapon in a glass case from his jacket]

[the-quartet-shop]

*shopkeeper carefully touches the blade to gauge its properties*

[the-quartet-shop]

Hello there, kajeet was wondering if you could verify if an item is an artifact or not.

we can by touch- what is the item?

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

[the-quartet-shop]

i was not asking out of doubt; i cannot identify by sight so must resort to asking about items.

although. artifacts are determined by their potent magic and their relative immunity to harm in addition to a storied history. i'd like to clarify and know about the item's magic.

(i am sorry; i'm using the dnd 5e definition, which specifies that artifacts are in some way magical AND can only be destroyed in a very specific way that is related both to their lore and their manner of creation)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

(Well he is not, in his mind this should count, im not saying it does but-)

“What! Magical properties? Yes it may have the ability to change size but that is not what an artifact is, as the ruler of the biggest liberty and research center on this island, who have lived for over 200 years, I can recite the definition of artifact from memory

This is an artifact and if your gonna tell me that that definition has changed then I’d have half a mind to leave this instant, if you can not tell what is an artifact from some magic junk made in the last 20 years then there is no way of noting what you are selling in genuine.”

(Yes this is slight (joking) revenge for the random debacle)

“Now if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to know if you are lying to your customers about the payment for membership.”

(Also side note, the shop (because it is still me) when he says artifact he also referring to ancient magic item, and not dnd terms. But when a spell would target an artifact it would target either because there both artifacts by definition)

*this is all yelled by a 2 foot long green book worm… who is riding a wyvern the size of a tank.*

[the-quartet-shop]

wait, you also have a library of infinite size???? can I see?????

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What infinite no… it is not infinite but it does have the sum total of all knowledge we could get our hands on in this dimension…and any that _____ had from others. It’s at the center of the island and is the ruins of the Tower of Babel… wouldn’t pop by though without permission. My men don’t like strangers trespassing. But if you do come, walk up to the front gate and wait for me to welcome you. Now back to my membership”

[serious-tabaxi]

There is a difference between "identify by sight" and "Identify by touch." I am capable of Identifying and lore-finding by touch, but since you have not let me touch the blade, i cannot confirm anything.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Here”

*hands it over*

*magic… so so, harder to break but not super hard, can grow and shrink no problem… has a curse that has been contoured by an overlayed curse… but the history… this has slain great beast… more than the worm mentioned… the amount of myth that belongs to this single weapon rivals ‘Excalibur’ (insert very myth heavy weapon)… it even was forged by a minor Demi god who was hiding his heritage in the village Higalorth grew up in. This is in every sense of the words a historical relic. Somthing that should not be ignored.*

(Let see what you do with that?)

[the-quartet-shop]

...this is a Relic. a historical object of great value... i can accept it, but only because of the value of its history and not because of its properties.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, an artifact. Thank you.”

*said dramatically*

“So I would like to place an order, I can pay up front, we need 30 worm sized drake/wyvern saddles. Preferably made of good leather.”

[the-quartet-shop]

Of course. you want the adjustable ones that can fit growing drakes and wyverns, or the fixed-size ones?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Adjustable please. Oh and if they were made of non-drake or wyvern material that would be great”

[the-quartet-shop]

makes sense. we should have that ready in 2 days.

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

[the-quartet-shop]

i was not asking out of doubt; i cannot identify by sight so must resort to asking about items.

although. artifacts are determined by their potent magic and their relative immunity to harm in addition to a storied history. i'd like to clarify and know about the item's magic.

(i am sorry; i'm using the dnd 5e definition, which specifies that artifacts are in some way magical AND can only be destroyed in a very specific way that is related both to their lore and their manner of creation)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

(Well he is not, in his mind this should count, im not saying it does but-)

“What! Magical properties? Yes it may have the ability to change size but that is not what an artifact is, as the ruler of the biggest liberty and research center on this island, who have lived for over 200 years, I can recite the definition of artifact from memory

This is an artifact and if your gonna tell me that that definition has changed then I’d have half a mind to leave this instant, if you can not tell what is an artifact from some magic junk made in the last 20 years then there is no way of noting what you are selling in genuine.”

(Yes this is slight (joking) revenge for the random debacle)

“Now if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to know if you are lying to your customers about the payment for membership.”

(Also side note, the shop (because it is still me) when he says artifact he also referring to ancient magic item, and not dnd terms. But when a spell would target an artifact it would target either because there both artifacts by definition)

*this is all yelled by a 2 foot long green book worm… who is riding a wyvern the size of a tank.*

[the-quartet-shop]

wait, you also have a library of infinite size???? can I see?????

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What infinite no… it is not infinite but it does have the sum total of all knowledge we could get our hands on in this dimension…and any that _____ had from others. It’s at the center of the island and is the ruins of the Tower of Babel… wouldn’t pop by though without permission. My men don’t like strangers trespassing. But if you do come, walk up to the front gate and wait for me to welcome you. Now back to my membership”

[serious-tabaxi]

There is a difference between "identify by sight" and "Identify by touch." I am capable of Identifying and lore-finding by touch, but since you have not let me touch the blade, i cannot confirm anything.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Here”

*hands it over*

*magic… so so, harder to break but not super hard, can grow and shrink no problem… has a curse that has been contoured by an overlayed curse… but the history… this has slain great beast… more than the worm mentioned… the amount of myth that belongs to this single weapon rivals ‘Excalibur’ (insert very myth heavy weapon)… it even was forged by a minor Demi god who was hiding his heritage in the village Higalorth grew up in. This is in every sense of the words a historical relic. Somthing that should not be ignored.*

(Let see what you do with that?)

[the-quartet-shop]

...this is a Relic. a historical object of great value... i can accept it, but only because of the value of its history and not because of its properties.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, an artifact. Thank you.”

*said dramatically*

“So I would like to place an order, I can pay up front, we need 30 worm sized drake/wyvern saddles. Preferably made of good leather.”

[the-quartet-shop]

Of course. you want the adjustable ones that can fit growing drakes and wyverns, or the fixed-size ones?

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

[the-quartet-shop]

i was not asking out of doubt; i cannot identify by sight so must resort to asking about items.

although. artifacts are determined by their potent magic and their relative immunity to harm in addition to a storied history. i'd like to clarify and know about the item's magic.

(i am sorry; i'm using the dnd 5e definition, which specifies that artifacts are in some way magical AND can only be destroyed in a very specific way that is related both to their lore and their manner of creation)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

(Well he is not, in his mind this should count, im not saying it does but-)

“What! Magical properties? Yes it may have the ability to change size but that is not what an artifact is, as the ruler of the biggest liberty and research center on this island, who have lived for over 200 years, I can recite the definition of artifact from memory

This is an artifact and if your gonna tell me that that definition has changed then I’d have half a mind to leave this instant, if you can not tell what is an artifact from some magic junk made in the last 20 years then there is no way of noting what you are selling in genuine.”

(Yes this is slight (joking) revenge for the random debacle)

“Now if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to know if you are lying to your customers about the payment for membership.”

(Also side note, the shop (because it is still me) when he says artifact he also referring to ancient magic item, and not dnd terms. But when a spell would target an artifact it would target either because there both artifacts by definition)

*this is all yelled by a 2 foot long green book worm… who is riding a wyvern the size of a tank.*

[the-quartet-shop]

wait, you also have a library of infinite size???? can I see?????

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What infinite no… it is not infinite but it does have the sum total of all knowledge we could get our hands on in this dimension…and any that _____ had from others. It’s at the center of the island and is the ruins of the Tower of Babel… wouldn’t pop by though without permission. My men don’t like strangers trespassing. But if you do come, walk up to the front gate and wait for me to welcome you. Now back to my membership”

[serious-tabaxi]

There is a difference between "identify by sight" and "Identify by touch." I am capable of Identifying and lore-finding by touch, but since you have not let me touch the blade, i cannot confirm anything.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Here”

*hands it over*

*magic… so so, harder to break but not super hard, can grow and shrink no problem… has a curse that has been contoured by an overlayed curse… but the history… this has slain great beast… more than the worm mentioned… the amount of myth that belongs to this single weapon rivals ‘Excalibur’ (insert very myth heavy weapon)… it even was forged by a minor Demi god who was hiding his heritage in the village Higalorth grew up in. This is in every sense of the words a historical relic. Somthing that should not be ignored.*

(Let see what you do with that?)

[the-quartet-shop]

...this is a Relic. a historical object of great value... i can accept it, but only because of the value of its history and not because of its properties.

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

[the-quartet-shop]

i was not asking out of doubt; i cannot identify by sight so must resort to asking about items.

although. artifacts are determined by their potent magic and their relative immunity to harm in addition to a storied history. i'd like to clarify and know about the item's magic.

(i am sorry; i'm using the dnd 5e definition, which specifies that artifacts are in some way magical AND can only be destroyed in a very specific way that is related both to their lore and their manner of creation)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

(Well he is not, in his mind this should count, im not saying it does but-)

“What! Magical properties? Yes it may have the ability to change size but that is not what an artifact is, as the ruler of the biggest liberty and research center on this island, who have lived for over 200 years, I can recite the definition of artifact from memory

This is an artifact and if your gonna tell me that that definition has changed then I’d have half a mind to leave this instant, if you can not tell what is an artifact from some magic junk made in the last 20 years then there is no way of noting what you are selling in genuine.”

(Yes this is slight (joking) revenge for the random debacle)

“Now if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to know if you are lying to your customers about the payment for membership.”

(Also side note, the shop (because it is still me) when he says artifact he also referring to ancient magic item, and not dnd terms. But when a spell would target an artifact it would target either because there both artifacts by definition)

*this is all yelled by a 2 foot long green book worm… who is riding a wyvern the size of a tank.*

[the-quartet-shop]

wait, you also have a library of infinite size???? can I see?????

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

[the-quartet-shop]

i was not asking out of doubt; i cannot identify by sight so must resort to asking about items.

although. artifacts are determined by their potent magic and their relative immunity to harm in addition to a storied history. i'd like to clarify and know about the item's magic.

(i am sorry; i'm using the dnd 5e definition, which specifies that artifacts are in some way magical AND can only be destroyed in a very specific way that is related both to their lore and their manner of creation)

[the-quartet-shop]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[the-quartet-shop]

https://www.tumblr.com/random-blog-for-randomness/758727579321647104/basic-info-name-does-not-deserve-age

@random-blog-for-randomness

*a... thing walks up to the shop... it walks unnaturally carrying 3 arrows. Its eyes are covered in a badge.*

"Hello... I am here to get a life time membership for my master... he says that I will be making trades for him from now on with this shop...”

Ah, let us see the payment.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“Yes…”

*it shows off the three arrows*

“These are called the wandering eyes… they were my master’s master’s best work… only 100 of them were ever made but everything single one has at some point or another killed a target they were fired at. I hope these are good enough. My master spent a long time waiting for me to retrieving these three for this membership…”

“Each one has a name”

#35 - Trick-shot

Was the prized possession of a master archer who specialized in trickshot competitions. They never used the arrow for a real competition but learned many things from its holder. Loves to show off my skills and. Likes to finish off their target in the craziest way possible.

#61 - Archmage

Was an artifact acquired by a great mage. They ran many tests and over time the mage found the intellect in the arrow. Decided to take it in as a pet of sorts… thought why not teach it spell… it grew and was even able to cast high level spells. Now it has more way than just one to kill the target.

87# - God slayer

This one does not have one defining owner… it has merely spent the most time killing gods. Fired at a dark god. It’s first master was then killed. Then 100 years later some one came to fight the gods and as a weak spit formed it took the opportunity to kill the great beast, then that hero took it and the cycle repeated, sometimes the same hero would get it, sometimes different. But it would kill great gods and demons.

[the-quartet-shop]

...Very well, that qualifies. what do i write as the name in the membership book?

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“… write my master’s name…”

*the thing can not come to say it so the thing hands you a card. On it reads “Lord Elsinore, Apprentice to the mad blacksmith.’*

[the-quartet-shop]

Thank you. we will inform you any time new shipments arrive, and tell you about exclusive deals, and hopefully will be able to fulfill custom orders you make.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“Thank you… oh he also gave me this”

*a letter addressed to the shop*

* “dear shopkeep,

I would like to order a large shipment of biological materials with… divine origins. In exchange for you keeping this quiet. I would like to offer my worthless apprentices eyes.

Sincerely, E.” *

[the-quartet-shop]

*Shopkeeper scans the letter, and in no less than 5 seconds after reading it, pulls a reply letter from who knows where.*

Give this back to your master, please. do NOT open it; it's for your master's eyes only.

(should i write the letter's contents here or later on?)

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*it takes it and walks off*

(Now you can write it)

(I’m gonna be out for a bit)

[the-quartet-shop]

(understood)

"Dear Member;

we are willing to supply the materials you need, but there's no point in paying extra for secrecy, we have a built-in confidentiality clause, so we will not be taking anyone's eyes at this time. please return in 6 days for your divine biomatter."

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*back at the forge*

“Hmf, well at least t you could do somthing for me”

*the man looks down at his apprentice in disgust*

“You will return in 6 days. Now off to your room!”

*the thing walks off into the basement where it curls up on a pail of hay*

[the-quartet-shop]

https://www.tumblr.com/random-blog-for-randomness/758727579321647104/basic-info-name-does-not-deserve-age

@random-blog-for-randomness

*a... thing walks up to the shop... it walks unnaturally carrying 3 arrows. Its eyes are covered in a badge.*

"Hello... I am here to get a life time membership for my master... he says that I will be making trades for him from now on with this shop...”

Ah, let us see the payment.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“Yes…”

*it shows off the three arrows*

“These are called the wandering eyes… they were my master’s master’s best work… only 100 of them were ever made but everything single one has at some point or another killed a target they were fired at. I hope these are good enough. My master spent a long time waiting for me to retrieving these three for this membership…”

“Each one has a name”

#35 - Trick-shot

Was the prized possession of a master archer who specialized in trickshot competitions. They never used the arrow for a real competition but learned many things from its holder. Loves to show off my skills and. Likes to finish off their target in the craziest way possible.

#61 - Archmage

Was an artifact acquired by a great mage. They ran many tests and over time the mage found the intellect in the arrow. Decided to take it in as a pet of sorts… thought why not teach it spell… it grew and was even able to cast high level spells. Now it has more way than just one to kill the target.

87# - God slayer

This one does not have one defining owner… it has merely spent the most time killing gods. Fired at a dark god. It’s first master was then killed. Then 100 years later some one came to fight the gods and as a weak spit formed it took the opportunity to kill the great beast, then that hero took it and the cycle repeated, sometimes the same hero would get it, sometimes different. But it would kill great gods and demons.

[the-quartet-shop]

...Very well, that qualifies. what do i write as the name in the membership book?

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“… write my master’s name…”

*the thing can not come to say it so the thing hands you a card. On it reads “Lord Elsinore, Apprentice to the mad blacksmith.’*

[the-quartet-shop]

Thank you. we will inform you any time new shipments arrive, and tell you about exclusive deals, and hopefully will be able to fulfill custom orders you make.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“Thank you… oh he also gave me this”

*a letter addressed to the shop*

* “dear shopkeep,

I would like to order a large shipment of biological materials with… divine origins. In exchange for you keeping this quiet. I would like to offer my worthless apprentices eyes.

Sincerely, E.” *

[the-quartet-shop]

*Shopkeeper scans the letter, and in no less than 5 seconds after reading it, pulls a reply letter from who knows where.*

Give this back to your master, please. do NOT open it; it's for your master's eyes only.

(should i write the letter's contents here or later on?)

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*it takes it and walks off*

(Now you can write it)

(I’m gonna be out for a bit)

[the-quartet-shop]

(understood)

"Dear Member;

we are willing to supply the materials you need, but there's no point in paying extra for secrecy, we have a built-in confidentiality clause, so we will not be taking anyone's eyes at this time. please return in 6 days for your divine biomatter."