I GOT A SEQUEL BITCHES!!!!

He/him. ((Unreality warning)) The official blog for the Pokemart corporation. ((Magic anons are OFF))

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Don't pin this, idiot.

My name is @bonecodoposto-45 and my pronouns are UNLIMITED

I don't like sports probably

I want to kill every anon murder style

FUCK YOU I'M PINNING THIS.

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

OOOH YAY!!!

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Letting kids go gambling teaches financial responsibility, or causes crippling addiction. Either way it is a important facet of life.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

You would say that Mr "Team Capitalism"

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

My dad let me gamble and I turned out fine

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

why is there multiple pokemarts? Are they from different cities?

This was a back up for when main got shadow banned lol.

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

What if i dont wanna go to old account huh, smart guy? What then, huh????? HUH?????

Death.

[thatoneskullgrunt]

[ooc rq, not saying how close we are but i would like to inform yall that i have an idea for a 100-follower milestone event :3 ]

[thatoneskullgrunt]

[Now that im thinking it over, this could double as a Halloween event. I need more follows if yall want it before then tho ;) ]

[craftsman-and-mover]

// im siccing all of my followers on you.

[the-real-pokemart-official]

((Same))

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

((And I mean ALL of them))

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Pokemart 2 gets a post, as a treat.

[the-real-pokemart-official]

Your telling me the real poked this mart?

Officially?

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

TWICE!?!?!?!?

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Fuck gender envy gender greed my gender back off hissssssssssssssssss

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

MOVING BACK TO OG POKEMART.

[your-favorite-childhood-rival]

Oh? Who's Komi? A friend of yours?

YOU DON'T KNOW KOMI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I guess she doiesn't really have any sociall media so understandable kinda,

I thought she'd be world famous by now!

Also 👍 she my fren :)

[your-favorite-childhood-rival]

I need to bully her into getting Rotomblr soon.

[pkmn-trainer-shoko-komi]

...

[the-narrator-pkmn]

*Hey Komi.

[pkmn-trainer-shoko-komi]

!!!

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Most likely to accidentally kick a geodude.

(This means nothing, it's just the first thing I came up with, but I want to know the rating)

8/10 sounds accurate enough.

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

((Just gonna put this here I wanna know something))

((Do you think Mart is autistic?))

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 15, 2023

((Yes this is because of evil Pokemart’s post lol, I just wanna conduct a lil’ survey here lol))

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Most likely to work in retail

10/10 spot on.

[poke-trainer-kris]

// new ask box game!

leave a high school yearbook-esque superlative title of your choosing (e.g. "most likely to become famous", "best dressed", "class clown", etc) in my muse's inbox and my muse will react and rate it 1-10! they don't have to be commonly found in yearbooks, you can make up your own superlative!

also, make sure to leave an ask in the inbox of the muse you reblog from!

[poke-irs-real]

hey all, Scott here

[neru-used-rest-pkmn]

Hey Scott, all here

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Here Scott, all hey.

[neru-used-rest-pkmn]

All Scott, hey here

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

All hey, here Scott.

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Corporate found me feeding on the pokemart stocks

-@some-eelektross