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23 // she/her // US

[whatthefuck1200]

people who dont have intro posts scare me

[the-real-t-bag]

Boo 👻

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[the-real-t-bag]

My dream job

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[top-secret-replier]

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[martindykewood]

you are a tar pit and you live this way because you choose to.

[martindykewood]

honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.

[the-real-t-bag]

btw guys when people say recycling doesn’t work they mean it’s a worse alternative to reducing and reusing, not a worse alternative to just throwing things in the trash

[the-real-t-bag]

I don’t understand why everyone is always in a relationship all the time

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[the-real-t-bag]

if I ever make a twitter/bluesky I’m stealing all of my jokes from this account cuz I think they would do better over there

[redstonedust]

you ever notice that some people seem to think its only acceptable to have hobbies as an adult if you have autism. like okay yeah sure special interests etc etc its not an unreasonable thing to link together but also if you cant enjoy toys and games over the age of 20 i think youre the one missing out. get a lil whimsy in your heart.

[the-real-t-bag]

I may be overthinking but I think people being surprised that astronauts use email is a genuine indication of how bad the disconnect between scientists and the general public has gotten

[evergreen-femme]

i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life

[the-real-t-bag]

It’s starting

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[redstonedust]

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

[the-real-t-bag]

I’ve discovered the answer to all my problems and it’s listening to music more loudly

[the-real-t-bag]

Can we please start talking about how Minecraft’s popularity is a recession indicator

[the-real-t-bag]

I hate it when friends are the opposite of a wingman