Irony And Bad Puns...

A wild Abby appears! Abby uses existential crisis. It's not very effective... If any one wanna be friends legit just message me ✌🏻️

[the-reckless-and-the-pantsless]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[abcsofadhd]

Consequence blindness is common in people with ADHD. It’s where we don’t fully care/ think about the fact that actions have future consequences (due to our impulsivity, executive dysfunction and time blindness).

“Should I skip breakfast again? Like how I’ve done it before and have felt like death cause of low blood sugar? Should I do it again?

I can’t think of why I wouldn’t. Fuck breakfast.’

*nearly passes out from low blood sugar*

Me:

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[symphonicseauxl]

WHAT

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[zezepurple]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

yes. fuck that baby up!

[worm4brainzz-deactivated2026052]

Not to be a golden retriever on main but if someone could scratch my head and also behind my ears that would be great

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[andreauxminyard]

people really act like dog earing a page in a book you paid for with your own money is an act of terrorism. if y’all don’t learn to be normal i will rip each page out after i read it and eat it.

[babyartoo-deactivated20200226]

why is this so funny

[willabee]

she's trapped

[egberts]

a prison of her own making

[onerandomfurry]

free her

[froginakettle]

she must free herself

[bone-and-brawn]

(x)

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[oaeuy-deactivated20200110]

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[horrorscentral]

The addition about the cat being the lynx’s mom is about a different cat and a different lynx - but they do live in Novosibirsk. The kitties from the original post are named Dusya and Linda, live in the Saint Petersburg zoo and were raised together

[tchaikovskaya]

russian cat culture slaps ok

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

@baapi-makwa

[darkersolstice]

@bearana