But I'm Not Really Real, Am I?

Welcome to my cage [] 22yo [] 🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him [] Transformers artist [] Omnisexual [] Autism + ADHD [] Please respect my boundaries [] My name is Seth ☆------------------------♡------------------------☆

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DNI criteria (IMPORTANT!)

As you know, pretty much everyone has things they are uncomfortable with.

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DO NOT INTERACT:

- Pedophiles

- Racists

- Homophobes

- Transphobes

- Zoophiles

- Ableists (I am neurodivergent.)

- Pro/Comshippers (I'm sorry, but you guys make me uncomfortable.)

- Furry haters

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THIN ICE:

- Religious people (You can stay as long as you don't force your beliefs onto me.)

- Cishets (You can stay as long as you are an ally, but I've got an eye on you.)

- Pet dislikers (I will not listen to you telling me to stop obsessing over cats :3)

- Neurotypicals

- Rude people (If we're friends, you can stay.)

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INTERACT:

- LGBTQIA+

- Neurodivergents

- Furries

- People who like animals/have pets

- People who like plants + fungi (hyperfixation 1)

- Transformers fans (hyperfixation 2)

- Artists

- Friendly people

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Thank you for reading.

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Hey y'all, sorry I've been dead for so long

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Tfa Starscream, but ever so slightly yassified

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Tfa seeker hcs because I love them all

Ramjet is capable of telling the truth. He just thinks it's more fun to play the "opposite game" and watch people get mad.

Don't return Sunstorm's compliments. He might just die on the spot (in a good way).

Slipstream. I have nothing for Slipstream. Except maybe she's a femme bc Starscream is bigender or trans??? Idk, it's hard to think of a Slipstream headcanon

The only thing Skywarp isn't scared of is moths. He loves them.

One insult and Thundercracker's ego is gone. Destroyed. Reduced to ashes. He won't show it, though.

Starscream hates all of the clones except for Sunstorm (the most canon thing here 💀).

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This is a simping post

Bro has no reason to be so fine??????

Me asf:

gah dayum

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Ok Tumblr how are we feeling about this

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Stupid (but true) story:

The word "twink" is banned at two schools that I know of. I don't want to give my location away, so I won't name said schools. But anyway, here's how the word "twink" was banned.

One day during work time in one of my classes, I announced to my small group of friends that I was a "skinny little trans twink legend" and they all started calling me that. Eventually, it spread to my friends' friends who were outside of the initial circle. And soon, almost everyone had heard about "Seth, the king of twinks" (me) and it eventually just got to the point where everyone called me "twink," "twinkster," or "twinkie," but in a friendly way. Example:

Classmate: Yo, it's twinkie!

Me: Yea, that's me, how's it going?

Despite my positive reaction, the teachers thought it was an insult, so they banned the word "twink."

When I got to high school (and yes, it started in middle school), the word "twink" hadn't been banned there yet. But everyone recognized "Seth, the king of twinks" and began calling me by those three nicknames again. It was banned in my high school for the same reason it was banned in my middle school.

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So just remember, if you somehow end up at one of those schools, just remember that the teachers were so scared of I, Seth, king of the twinks, that they had to ban my title to prevent anyone from even daring to utter the word "twink." I'm just that powerful.

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Stupid (but true) story:

The word "twink" is banned at two schools that I know of. I don't want to give my location away, so I won't name said schools. But anyway, here's how the word "twink" was banned.

One day during work time in one of my classes, I announced to my small group of friends that I was a "skinny little trans twink legend" and they all started calling me that. Eventually, it spread to my friends' friends who were outside of the initial circle. And soon, almost everyone had heard about "Seth, the king of twinks" (me) and it eventually just got to the point where everyone called me "twink," "twinkster," or "twinkie," but in a friendly way. Example:

Classmate: Yo, it's twinkie!

Me: Yea, that's me, how's it going?

Despite my positive reaction, the teachers thought it was an insult, so they banned the word "twink."

When I got to high school (and yes, it started in middle school), the word "twink" hadn't been banned there yet. But everyone recognized "Seth, the king of twinks" and began calling me by those three nicknames again. It was banned in my high school for the same reason it was banned in my middle school.

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My botsona, Poisonmouth! (And his holoform)