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Darccy's own personal hell. Feat @esteemed-excellency
ESTEEMED MS. MOM
YES
slowly trying to revive this blog, have some visual reference for hiram's irrigo glasses in the neon future:
had a horrifying epiphany about who would be on the scoundrel's kinlist (if she was a real person who was assigning characters to herself in real life)
jarona
note that i say he would assign himself flowery. whether or not this kin assignment is CORRECT is irrelevant. the scoundrel does what he wants and sometimes what he wants is the jarona guy
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
twitch Loves being up high because it ticks the box in their 5 year old brain that says being up higher than everyone else makes them king of the castle. they love hanging out in the ship's rigging and swinging around on the ropes
also comes with the bonus that nobody else likes going up there. with the extra extra bonus that if they're upset they can scramble up the ropes and sulk in peace and look out at the zee. the crew knows not to bother them up there. that's the captain's sulk time
so they're soooo pissed about it when grace hops up there with them (nobody told him about captain sulk time). twitch didn't count on the fact that he has like 20 years ship experience and can climb the rigging faster than they can bc he used to sit up there to paint. he just seemed like a guy who stayed on the ground. he is Not king of the castle material and he needs to get down right now. and he Especially needs to stop asking if they're ok when they are so fine leave them alone
Which of your flpcs lives like this
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OC Interview Questions - Fruits and Vegetables
🍎 [RED APPLE] Who does your OC value above all else? 🍒 [CHERRY] Who is your OC's perfect companion? 🍓 [STRAWBERRY] How do they feel about 'cute' things? 🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL. 🌶️ [HOT PEPPER] Who would your OC declare their sworn enemy if they could meet them? 🍉 [WATERMELON] What will your OC take to the grave? 🥕 [CARROT] How tough is your OC against certain situations? How weak are they against others? 🍊 [ORANGE] Does your OC have a prophecy surrounding them? If they don't, what would it be? 🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites? 🍑 [PEACH] How do they show their kindness? How kind are they truly? 🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves? 🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information? 🍍 [PINEAPPLE] Pineapple on pizza or not? 🍋 [LEMON] What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness? 🌽 [CORN] How good are they at hiding and finding their way? 🍈 [MELON] If they had to be put into a box, what box would it be and why? 🍏 [GREEN APPLE] How do they differ from the norm and how are they punished for it? 🍐 [PEAR] What is their current social standing? If they could change it, would they, and to what? 🥒 [CUCUMBER] How innocent are they (unaware to the bad happenings around them)? 🥬 [LEAFY GREEN] How mundane are they? Do they like it that way? 🥦 [BROCCOLI] What do they hate about humanity/their species? 🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad? 🥝 [KIWI FRUIT] How does their outside appearance differ from who they are? 🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about? 🍆 [EGGPLANT] How are they used by others? How easily are they tricked into this? 🍇 [GRAPES] What's their circle of people/their species like? What dynamic would they be called?
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Sold some pokemon cards and got 300$?????????? Now i wonder which of my cards did that because i thought only two of them were worth anything lmao
Pear and kiwi fruit for the ask game? :3
🍐: what is their current social standing? Of they could change it, would they, and to what?
Morgan is of high social status, their Father, Captain Edward J. Morgan was a noble and well established gentlemen and so was the Silverer, right before plunging themselves into the Cumaean Canal blindly. They very much appreciate their position in High Society that allows for their pirate shenanigans to get too many passes. (Ask their lawyer, Mr. Pages, why)
🥝: how does their outside appearance differ from who they are?
From outside you could assume Morgan is detached, focused and professional. Their Admiral uniform and their Pirate Captain attires are always impeccable and are worn as a status symbol: someone with the steely willpower and the skills to lead, ready to be tested anytime.
Deep inside, a burning yearning is consuming them: Desire disguised as Love. Melancholy and a hunger are tearing at their own soul. Between the Light of the Mountain and the fathomless darkness of Lady Black from the depths of the Unterzee.
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Also Darcy’s mom definitely killed his dad. Dont ask her to elaborate because she wont but arent we all happy without him around?
This is her one Darcy trait
I'm so so sorry but I've started singing "Darcy's Mom" on the tune of (obviously) "Stacy's Mom" and I can't stop
NOW YOUVE GOT ME DOING IT
I’ve been putting it off forever but here’s an actual commission post! They’re open forever now.
Asking politely for an evaluation of The Silvered Pirate to Mrs. Darcy's Mom ✨💜
I regret to inform you that they are Darcy’s mom’s type. Them and Hiram. Alas theyre getting old lady flirting
Darcy's mom, Ms. Virgilia Lastname
Alright who wants Darcy’s mom to set them up with a random stranger she swears is really nice who also doesnt want to date you either
Darcy goes to visit his mom with a friend and this conversation happens:
Mom: Is that your boyfriend?
Darcy: Mother, I’m married.
Mom: I know.
She and Jon get along fantastically btw she just knows her son.
She herself has a revolving door of older tomb colonist gentlemen she refers to as her friends btw. Important information.
Also if she ever meets a single one of your ocs (yes! You!) she will try to set them up with people she knows kids whether or not theyre single. Shes one of those old ladies