Speghetti hell

I am the funniest and most talented person alive. I am not prideful

[spaghettihell]

Introductory post I guess

I’m spaghetti hell

Oh yeah I should probably say I am minor, certified child over here

In a relationship lesbians leave me alone

Names Lily, call me that or just spaghetti or sketti or something

She/her use it or I’ll be sad :(…..

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[spaghettihell]

I love the word cutes so much I love calling things cutes I love being called cutes, cutes is so cutes

[mousiebites]

just cracked the code. soon i’ll be a motherboard

[sixpenceee]

Imagine if the entire ocean was extremely clear that you could see the bottoms with no problem.

[dashofvodka]

scary

[peachyy-virgo]

Think of all of those deep sea beasties

[unpill]

I can see bottoms with no problem if I just open up this damn website

[gilasjoval]

ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL

[toralei]

trilogy

[reyskyballer]

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

[nekropoli]

[xeppeli]

the doctor just told me i have 700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hours to live

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[spaghettihell]

Loss.png can vote now

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[madamejadex]

Please remember that Pride is important because someone tonight still believes they’re better off dead than being themselves.

[pollsforadults]

Could you ever be in a polyamorous relationship?

No

I have been, but never again

I have been, I would again

I am in a polyamorous relationship

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[spaghettihell]

The options here don’t really make sense for the question

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[spaghettihell]

Making people upset or mad at you sucks so fucking much like I didn’t want this you didn’t want this why must this happen