Virgilia/Gaap Yuri

Dough | 29 | any pronouns | Umineko, Pathologic & indie game enjoyer

[the-paisley]

I’ve been putting it off forever but here’s an actual commission post! They’re open forever now.

[the-paisley]

Back on the af grind boys lets see if i can get another ten done tonight

[the-paisley]

Oh yeah sunday night im gonna be on my friend’s twitch channel playing dont starve together if anyone is interested in watching? Ill drop the link in the morning to her channel

[the-paisley]

fionainculta - Twitch

We'll be playing around 9:30 pm CDT!

[the-paisley]

Btw yall should play Dice Have No Eyes it's so good and weird and I think a lot of folks on here would dig it but I dont see anyone talking about it anywhere

[the-paisley]

Ooooooooooooh you wanna play this game so baaaaaaaaad

[the-paisley]

Oh yeah sunday night im gonna be on my friend’s twitch channel playing dont starve together if anyone is interested in watching? Ill drop the link in the morning to her channel

[the-paisley]

Btw yall should play Dice Have No Eyes it's so good and weird and I think a lot of folks on here would dig it but I dont see anyone talking about it anywhere

[the-paisley]

me having to convince myself its ok to take a day off from af because ive already done 40 attacks i guess

[the-paisley]

I can take a second day off right brain? Im not a failure? Okay?

[the-paisley]

Yeah I'm taking today off, I'll draw more tomorrow I need to rest

[the-paisley]

me having to convince myself its ok to take a day off from af because ive already done 40 attacks i guess

[the-paisley]

I can take a second day off right brain? Im not a failure? Okay?

[comicdez]

Defernull is neat :]

[the-paisley]

me having to convince myself its ok to take a day off from af because ive already done 40 attacks i guess

[covenarie]

friendly fire -> @the-paisley for artfight!! i love this bastard hehe

and a bonus silly interaction between Darcy and my oc, Jane down below v

i hope they get along

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[foggycrownblizzard]

@f-a-b-l-e

[that-giorgione]

@the-paisley , this is the Does with Boots

[girlverse-galore]

More of @the-paisley's Browser with a very perplexed Jonathin Doe, though I think he's almost convinced...

I wonder what Darcy would think...

[the-paisley]

Darcy would love it Browser you got a sale

[girlverse-galore]

Tecnically not participating at ArtFight but that didn't stop me from making @the-paisley's Browser!

Bonus one under the cut:

Get a load of this guy!

[reanimationstation]

#mycrate it's literally his crate

@the-paisley I LOVE your little freak I needed to draw him for an attack so bad

[the-paisley]

Playing old es’s is fun i definitely recommend it. That being said i think ive found the one es darcy wouldnt pick the worst options for purely because hes vegetarian

[the-paisley]

30 attacks down. I think I should probably take a day off tomorrow to not burn out