Tian-Shi • The Spellslinger

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[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[the-spellslinger]

Random fun fact but Mormons don’t believe in Hell so yeah, this person is still going to Heaven in accordance to Mormons-

(Also btw this was not to sound like an asshole-)

[la-knight]

Uh, yeah we believe in Hell. Just, most people can’t get in. So you’re right, OP is likely still going to Heaven, but not because we don’t believe in Hell. We do. It’s where assholes like Judas end up.

[the-spellslinger]

I think it all depends on what type of Mormon you are. There are several branches of Mormonism, each with their own differences. In mine, we don't believe in an actual Hell, but instead in an "outer darkness" of sorts, where people who didn't agree with Jesus' plan in the Pre-Mortal Existence were sent to.

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[the-spellslinger]

Random fun fact but Mormons don't believe in Hell so yeah, this person is still going to Heaven in accordance to Mormons-

(Also btw this was not to sound like an asshole-)

[pasteladins]

HI YES, IS THIS THEORY TIME FOR WHY IT'S SHARENA THAT DIES IN THE BOOK 3 MOVIE? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE EIR WILL REVEAL THAT THERE IS A WAY TO TRANSFER THE CURSE TO ANOTHER PERSON AND SHARENA TAKES IT ON INSTEAD. Also I will help fight death because precious boy can't die.

WELCOME TO THEORY TIME.

Also yes I like that idea! I like it a lot!! But I don’t like the idea of Sharena dying!!!! D:

…can Gustav just die instead? That is fine. Bye bye crusty man.

[the-spellslinger]

Gustav and Hel can catch these hands.

I guess it is time to send my army of supernatural Summoners there way, y e e t.

[robvalentines]

CUR-WHAT?? CURAG??

 Y'all Hear Sumn?…

[dracozombie]

I’ve seen a lot of discussion on whether Gustav is either harsh but wise or just a jerk, and like we can discuss his philosophy all day, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Shareena was instructed to be completely silent around him? And she responded like this wasn’t just normal but preferable? And when she did try to speak Gustav immediately told her to shut up? I don’t care if Gustav has a point we just going to ignore all this?

[the-spellslinger]

I didn't ignore it - Gustav has two reasons to catch these hands.

[orangihaze]

When you were expecting the Christmas set, but Intsys hits you with angst instead

[feeniecchi]

will slaughter every single person that makes alfonse cry 

[the-spellslinger]

Time to throw hands with Gustav, people.

[pukicho]

how did pukicho get famous (no hate; I wanna hear the story because most people get well know off of bs)

I made an effort not to get popular off of drama or dumb shit like that. There’s not secret or anything I just made jokes and made friends, said some poignant stuff, let my personality ‘shine’ I guess?? that’s really it :)

[the-spellslinger]

You're doing a great job Puki, I'm so proud of you-

[mauken-dyn]

That Feh Channel.

[the-spellslinger]

Ya know, I have always wanted to do like... A fic-swap with someone? Kinda like how people have art trades, but just replace the art with fics. I really wanna do that but at the same time I’m so fucking nervous because what if my writing isn’t good enough? What if it isn’t what the other person wanted? What if they find that they don’t like my stuff anyway?

So yeah have this random thought-process I have often, I guess.

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[the-spellslinger]

Y’all need to stop fuckin’ lyin’ to yourselves, everyone has some sort of talent and it will be beautiful once it is developed-

Can’t help on the interests part though.

[the-spellslinger]

@pasteladins

I thought I’d give you some food for thought by asking whaT WOULD HAPPEN IF LOKI KIDNAPPED NORRIE’S KID AND DISGUISED AS HIM AND NORRIE SOMEHOW FIGURED OUT?

[pasteladins]

BUDDY PAL IT’S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND. I think about this constantly and honestly?? Yes!!

I feel like Zacharias would get kidnapped during a nightly patrol. But the morning after, Norrie and Alfonse start to pick up on Zacharias’ strange behavior; they’re both perceptive parents. Norrie notices how distant he is. There’s a look in his eyes that makes her lips turn into a deep frown, and his mannerisms are off. His words seem empty, and he seems just as distant with his father. However, it’s something that he says that tips her off that it’s obviously not her son and she is incredibly pissed because Loki hurt her baby – she knows it’s Loki and she is ready for murder. She plays along, though, but only until she can figure out a way to find out where the real Zacharias is and how to save him.

[the-spellslinger]

GO SAVE YOUR BOY NORRIE I BELIEVE IN YOU. SHOW MÚSPELL THE POWER OF MOTHERLY LOVE.

(If you ever decide to make this a thing, know that you already have one like on that because everything you make is beautiful and I aspire to be a great author and artist like you are-)

[the-spellslinger]

@pasteladins

I thought I'd give you some food for thought by asking whaT WOULD HAPPEN IF LOKI KIDNAPPED NORRIE'S KID AND DISGUISED AS HIM AND NORRIE SOMEHOW FIGURED OUT?

[pikabelle]

While it’s frustrating from a player standpoint how little we know about the lore of the soulsborne games despite there obviously being a rich history behind it all, from a writing standpoint it makes sense because we only know what the player character is told, and no one ever tells them fucking anything.

Every game is just, you wake up basically naked with amnesia and the world is ending, anyone who might have been alive to explain whats going on is dead by usually a couple hundred years. There’s one person not actively trying to murder you, but they wont tell you shit except “You’re going to die but maybe if you do this you wont die as horribly as everyone else.”

Thinking about how no one tells the player character anything it’s a fucking miracle we even know the names of the bosses.

[thewritershandbook]

List of Elemental Abilities

Air/Wind

Aerokinesis -manipulate the air, wind, and gas.

Aeroportation - teleport using air/wind currents.

Air Mimicry - transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist.

Atmokinesis - manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.

Deoxygenation - suck up all the oxygen from a place.

Lung Adaptation - breath anywhere

Wind Generation - create blasts of air.

Divine Winds Manipulation - create and control heavenly winds.

Dark Wind Manipulation - create and control eerie winds.

Earth

Geokinesis - control, manipulate, and reshape the earth at will.

Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.

Crystallokinesis - manipulate minerals and crystals.

Ferrokinesis… manipulate metal at will.

Fraxikinesis - manipulate burnt matter.

Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes.

Golem Creation - make golems out of inanimate materials like rocks, wood, plants, magma, etc.

Granulation… can turn things into sand.

Halokinesis - control and manipulate salt.

Hyalokinesis - control and manipulate glass.

Koniokinesis - manipulate and control dust particles.

Plassikinesis - manipulate and control all forms of plastic.

Psammokinesis - can control and manipulate sand.

Terrakinesis - control, manipulate and alter/reshape the surrounding terrain and landscape at will.

Terraportation - teleport via the earth and earth-based materials.

Sacred Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate, control, reshape divine earth minerals.

Black Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate and control tainted and evil earth minerals.

Fire

Pyrokinesis - create, control and manipulate fire, flame and heat.

Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.

Fire Breath - breathe out flames.

Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate lava, magma and volcanoes.

Heliokinesis - manipulate and control the sun and sunlight.

Hell-Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of hell.

Holy Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of Heaven.

Inflammation - burn things.

Melting - heat molecules to melt things.

Plasmakinesis - can control plasma.

Pyrotechnics - create fireworks.

Self-Detonation - explode self and reform.

Thermokinesis - create, control and manipulate heat.

Water

Hydrokinesis - manipulate and control liquid water and mold it into any desired shape or form.

Aquatic Adaptation - adapted to underwater living.

Aquatic Respiration - breathe underwater.

Atmokinesis- control and manipulate the various aspects of the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.

Dehydration - absorb water.

Hydroportation - teleport across short or long distances through liquid water.

Water Mimicry - turn into liquid water.

Holy Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control graceful waters.

Dark Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control evil and dangerous waters.

Darkness

Umbrakinesis - can manipulate and control darkness or shadows.

Animated Shadow - Animate one’s shadow.

Light Absorption - block out light in an area.

Night Vision - see in the dark.

Sacred Darkness - create holy darkness.

Shadow Camouflage - be unseen in shadows.

Shadow Mimicry - become a shadow.

Umbrageous Teleportation - teleport via the shadows and darkness.

Electricity/Lightning

Quintessence Force -Can generate whitish-blue lightning that also contains pure life energy.

Electrokinesis - control, generate or absorb electric fields and shoot lightning bolts.

Activation & Deactivation - turn stuff on and off.

Positron Manipulation - control positrons, the antimatter counterpart to electrons.

Electrical Absorption - absorb electricity.

Electric Mimicry -transform entire body into a lightning-like being of pure electrical energy

Electrical Transportation - teleport with lightning.

Divine Lightning Manipulation - create and control the brightest lightning.

Black Lightning Manipulation - create and control the darkest lightning.

Energy

Dynamokinesis - manipulate existing energy.

Energy Blast - create blasts of energy.

Energy Emission - release energy.

Quintessence Force - create and manipulate unique form of electrical and life energy.

Mana Manipulation

Chi Manipulation

Electricity Manipulation

Energy Manipulation

Ice

Cryokinesis - control ice, snow and other forms of frozen water.

Freeze Breath - freeze things in solid ice.

Freezing - lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures.

Frigokinesis - control snow either as precipitation or already on the ground.

Ice Beam - shoot beams of freezing energy.

Ice Generation

Light

Dark Light Manipulation - create the darkest light in existence.

White Light Manipulation- create sacred light from the divine.

Photokinesis - create and manipulate pure light.

Force-Field Generation - create protective shields of solid photons.

Invisibility - be unseen.

Laser Emission - bend light wavelengths to create lasers.

Light Absorption -absorb the light around you.

Light Generation - emit blinding light or glow in the dark.

Light Mimicry - take on the traits of light.

Photoportation - Teleport by using photons.

Projective Invisibility - turn other things invisible.

Evil Banish - Rid and banish all spirits of evil and black magic.

Light Manipulation

Weather

Atmokinesis - manipulate the various aspects of the weather by using water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.

Atmokinetic Resistance - immunity to all weather-based abilities and effects.

Atmokinetic Sensing - sense the future weather patterns.

Other

Aether Manipulation

Cosmic Manipulation

Gravity Manipulation

Nether Manipulation

Space-Time Manipulation

From Superpower Wikia. See their complete list of superpowers HERE.

[writing-prompt-s]

You wake up to the sound of police sirens outside your house. Confused and scared, you get out of bed and get to the window - when suddenly someone pulls you back and covers your mouth. They hold a knife to your throat, they’re shivering as they hold you tight and move their face closer to your ear. “I’d kill for a bathroom right now. May I use yours?”

[the-spellslinger]

Waking up to the sound of sirens was an experience I never thought I'd have... Or, I at least never imagined waking up to them blaring right in front of my house. Of course, I couldn't help but get out of bed, head pounding from the sound and heart racing with what I think was fear. I wasn't sure, I guess I was still half asleep.

When I had made it to the window, I lifted my pale hand to move the curtains, but before contact was made with them, I was pulled back against someone else's body - they were... Shivering. Something cold was placed against my neck, and I felt something sharp lightly puncture my skin. It was a knife. Before I could react, before I could do anything, a hand creeped up to my mouth and covered it. Their face moved closer to my ear, and I shivered, until I heard the next words; “I’d kill for a bathroom right now. May I use yours?”

I furrowed my eyebrows. This wasn't what I was expecting. Shaking off my previous fear, I pushed the hand away from my mouth. "You need to use the bathroom?"

"...Yes."

"Down the hall, first door on the left."

I felt the knife remove itself from my throat. A quick thanks was given and the mysterious person left my room to relieve themselves. Oddly enough, they never came back into the room, and I didn't hear anything after that, save for the shouts of confused police officers - not that I blamed them. I was confused as well...

[writing-prompt-s]

In a world where chaos and conflict are the norms, every year a group of 100 individuals are chosen from around the globe to take on powers capable of protecting the world from its dangers. Many abilities are impressive such as being able to end wars or stop natural disasters, but yours? You have the power to stop bear attacks.

[the-spellslinger]

"wow i can stop bear attacks? must be unbearable for them."

"i take that back you ain't getting shit give me those powers back you fucking smart-ass."