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@the-storytellerandcipher-anon
"Pu. Pmttw. Q iu AbwzgBmttmz. Q pmizl bpmzm ewctl jm uwzm xmwxtm bw tqabmv bw ug bitma ivl lmkwlm ug ewzla. Ewctl gwc tqsm bw pmiz i abwzg, lmiz zmilmz?"
[Hm. Hello. I am StoryTeller. I heard there would be more people to listen to my tales and decode my words. Would you like to hear a story, dear reader?]
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[bc you look yummy!!]
- @!{!
P... P't zwlljoslzz. A-.. aohur fvb..??
[I... I'm speechless. T-.. thank you..??]
*licks you*
]<??]nnn
[yummy!!!]
- @!{!
EPIB. EPG KIVB GWC XMWXTM JM VWZUIT. EPG. EPG TQKS UM. ME.
[WHAT. WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE BE NORMAL. WHY. WHY LICK ME. EW.]
P't zv mbjrpun ivylk.
[I'm so fucking bored.]
Actually I'm deleting it
Aww :(
...P kvu'a aybza fvb. Dolyl kpk fvb jvtl myvt? P kvu'a aopur P'cl lcly dypaalu hivba fvb ilmvyl.
[...I don't trust you. Where did you come from? I don't think I've ever written about you before.]
- @the-storytellerandcipher-anon
Hello! I certainly know about you.
I prefer to stay under the radar, and I suppose I did disappear for several hundreds of thousands of years, buuut alas, I’ve decided to take a small role on the stage!
I’m sure you know me, you just haven’t figured it out yet ;)
..B ybznkx hnm t ehm hy mabgzl, tgw B'ox tekxtwr ybznkxw rhn hnm. B tekxtwr dghp patm rhn wbw, pah rhn'ox... Tmmtvaxw rhnklxey mh. Ebdx t itktlbmx.
[..I figure out a lot of things, and I've already figured you out. I already know what you did, who you've... Attached yourself to. Like a parasite.]
A parasite? I provide much for the vessels I use. If anything, I give them far more than even they give me!
Fqjc mx hxd pnc xdc xo rc, cqnw? Qv? Hxd bjh cqjc hxd pren oja vxan kdc FQH? Fqh fxdum hxd mx bxvncqrwp urtn cqjc? Wxc dwunbb... hxd'an Pnccrwp vxan cqjw hxd'an bjhrwp.
[What do you get out of it, then? Hm? You say that you give far more but WHY? Why would you do something like that? Not unless... you're Getting more than you're saying.]
Is it wrong for me to want to help people~?
I get to live.. I cannot sustain my existence without a source of energy. I feed off of the living’s energy, and in return, I help them achieve whatever they want! I’m a very powerful man, you know!
......pu. ..Q amm twoqk qv gwcz abibmumvb jcb Q svwe gwc'zm pqlqvo awumbpqvo. Q eqtt jm eibkpqvo gwc. Gwc Xiziaqbm.
[......hm. ..I see logic in your statement but I know you're hiding something. I will be watching you. You Parasite.]
It’s rude to assume such from someone you hardly know. Perhaps we should get to know eachother better~?
...mpul. P'ss ipal, alss tl h ipa hivba fvbyzlsm huk P'ss huzdly huf xblzapvuz aoha fvb ohcl hivba tl.
[...fine. I'll bite, tell me a bit about yourself and I'll answer any questions that you have about me.]
Alright! I was stuck in a mirror for 850,987 years :)
Now, riddle me this. What makes you so suspicious of people you’ve never met? A bad experience in your past, perhaps?
... Bgmxkxlmbgz. 850,987 rxtkl lmnvd bg t fbkkhk, fnlm'ox uxxg axee yhk rhn, af. Telh, B atoxg'm atw t utw xqixkbxgvx bg fr itlm tgw xoxg by B wbw bm phnew cnlm ux tghmaxk uhhd hg max laxey. B wh ghm "zkhp lnlibvbhnl", B tf fxkxer vtnmbhnl.
[... Interesting. 850,987 years stuck in a mirror, must've been hell for you, hm. Also, I haven't had a bad experience in my past and even if I did it would just be another book on the shelf. I do not "grow suspicious", I am merely cautious.]
...P kvu'a aybza fvb. Dolyl kpk fvb jvtl myvt? P kvu'a aopur P'cl lcly dypaalu hivba fvb ilmvyl.
[...I don't trust you. Where did you come from? I don't think I've ever written about you before.]
- @the-storytellerandcipher-anon
Hello! I certainly know about you.
I prefer to stay under the radar, and I suppose I did disappear for several hundreds of thousands of years, buuut alas, I’ve decided to take a small role on the stage!
I’m sure you know me, you just haven’t figured it out yet ;)
..B ybznkx hnm t ehm hy mabgzl, tgw B'ox tekxtwr ybznkxw rhn hnm. B tekxtwr dghp patm rhn wbw, pah rhn'ox... Tmmtvaxw rhnklxey mh. Ebdx t itktlbmx.
[..I figure out a lot of things, and I've already figured you out. I already know what you did, who you've... Attached yourself to. Like a parasite.]
A parasite? I provide much for the vessels I use. If anything, I give them far more than even they give me!
Fqjc mx hxd pnc xdc xo rc, cqnw? Qv? Hxd bjh cqjc hxd pren oja vxan kdc FQH? Fqh fxdum hxd mx bxvncqrwp urtn cqjc? Wxc dwunbb... hxd'an Pnccrwp vxan cqjw hxd'an bjhrwp.
[What do you get out of it, then? Hm? You say that you give far more but WHY? Why would you do something like that? Not unless... you're Getting more than you're saying.]
Is it wrong for me to want to help people~?
I get to live.. I cannot sustain my existence without a source of energy. I feed off of the living’s energy, and in return, I help them achieve whatever they want! I’m a very powerful man, you know!
......pu. ..Q amm twoqk qv gwcz abibmumvb jcb Q svwe gwc'zm pqlqvo awumbpqvo. Q eqtt jm eibkpqvo gwc. Gwc Xiziaqbm.
[......hm. ..I see logic in your statement but I know you're hiding something. I will be watching you. You Parasite.]
It’s rude to assume such from someone you hardly know. Perhaps we should get to know eachother better~?
...mpul. P'ss ipal, alss tl h ipa hivba fvbyzlsm huk P'ss huzdly huf xblzapvuz aoha fvb ohcl hivba tl.
[...fine. I'll bite, tell me a bit about yourself and I'll answer any questions that you have about me.]
...P kvu'a aybza fvb. Dolyl kpk fvb jvtl myvt? P kvu'a aopur P'cl lcly dypaalu hivba fvb ilmvyl.
[...I don't trust you. Where did you come from? I don't think I've ever written about you before.]
- @the-storytellerandcipher-anon
Hello! I certainly know about you.
I prefer to stay under the radar, and I suppose I did disappear for several hundreds of thousands of years, buuut alas, I’ve decided to take a small role on the stage!
I’m sure you know me, you just haven’t figured it out yet ;)
..B ybznkx hnm t ehm hy mabgzl, tgw B'ox tekxtwr ybznkxw rhn hnm. B tekxtwr dghp patm rhn wbw, pah rhn'ox... Tmmtvaxw rhnklxey mh. Ebdx t itktlbmx.
[..I figure out a lot of things, and I've already figured you out. I already know what you did, who you've... Attached yourself to. Like a parasite.]
A parasite? I provide much for the vessels I use. If anything, I give them far more than even they give me!
Fqjc mx hxd pnc xdc xo rc, cqnw? Qv? Hxd bjh cqjc hxd pren oja vxan kdc FQH? Fqh fxdum hxd mx bxvncqrwp urtn cqjc? Wxc dwunbb... hxd'an Pnccrwp vxan cqjw hxd'an bjhrwp.
[What do you get out of it, then? Hm? You say that you give far more but WHY? Why would you do something like that? Not unless... you're Getting more than you're saying.]
Is it wrong for me to want to help people~?
I get to live.. I cannot sustain my existence without a source of energy. I feed off of the living’s energy, and in return, I help them achieve whatever they want! I’m a very powerful man, you know!
......pu. ..Q amm twoqk qv gwcz abibmumvb jcb Q svwe gwc'zm pqlqvo awumbpqvo. Q eqtt jm eibkpqvo gwc. Gwc Xiziaqbm.
[......hm. ..I see logic in your statement but I know you're hiding something. I will be watching you. You Parasite.]
...P kvu'a aybza fvb. Dolyl kpk fvb jvtl myvt? P kvu'a aopur P'cl lcly dypaalu hivba fvb ilmvyl.
[...I don't trust you. Where did you come from? I don't think I've ever written about you before.]
- @the-storytellerandcipher-anon
Hello! I certainly know about you.
I prefer to stay under the radar, and I suppose I did disappear for several hundreds of thousands of years, buuut alas, I’ve decided to take a small role on the stage!
I’m sure you know me, you just haven’t figured it out yet ;)
..B ybznkx hnm t ehm hy mabgzl, tgw B'ox tekxtwr ybznkxw rhn hnm. B tekxtwr dghp patm rhn wbw, pah rhn'ox... Tmmtvaxw rhnklxey mh. Ebdx t itktlbmx.
[..I figure out a lot of things, and I've already figured you out. I already know what you did, who you've... Attached yourself to. Like a parasite.]
A parasite? I provide much for the vessels I use. If anything, I give them far more than even they give me!
Fqjc mx hxd pnc xdc xo rc, cqnw? Qv? Hxd bjh cqjc hxd pren oja vxan kdc FQH? Fqh fxdum hxd mx bxvncqrwp urtn cqjc? Wxc dwunbb... hxd'an Pnccrwp vxan cqjw hxd'an bjhrwp.
[What do you get out of it, then? Hm? You say that you give far more but WHY? Why would you do something like that? Not unless... you're Getting more than you're saying.]
...P kvu'a aybza fvb. Dolyl kpk fvb jvtl myvt? P kvu'a aopur P'cl lcly dypaalu hivba fvb ilmvyl.
[...I don't trust you. Where did you come from? I don't think I've ever written about you before.]
- @the-storytellerandcipher-anon
Hello! I certainly know about you.
I prefer to stay under the radar, and I suppose I did disappear for several hundreds of thousands of years, buuut alas, I’ve decided to take a small role on the stage!
I’m sure you know me, you just haven’t figured it out yet ;)
..B ybznkx hnm t ehm hy mabgzl, tgw B'ox tekxtwr ybznkxw rhn hnm. B tekxtwr dghp patm rhn wbw, pah rhn'ox... Tmmtvaxw rhnklxey mh. Ebdx t itktlbmx.
[..I figure out a lot of things, and I've already figured you out. I already know what you did, who you've... Attached yourself to. Like a parasite.]
There's 40 rules you have to learn to be a witch. The most important one is the 34th
50 Rxtk hew tnok ump
[50 Year old anon btw]
Not a man btw
P hwvsvnpgl klhysf huk P mpelk pa
[I apologize dearly and I fixed it]
There's 40 rules you have to learn to be a witch. The most important one is the 34th
50 Rxtk hew tghg ump
[50 Year old anon btw]
Gur ibvprf ner trggvat ybhqre
...EPIB DWQKMA.
Epib lw bpmg aig. EPIB LW BPMG AIG EPIB LW BPMG BMTT GWC.
[...WHAT VOICES.
What do they say. WHAT DO THEY SAY WHAT DO THEY TELL YOU.]
Gb tb orsber ur trgf zr gbb 😻
(To go before he gets me too 😻)
...epib.
[what.]
V unir ab vqrn jub ur vf, ohg gur ibvprf qba'g yvxr uvz (I have no idea who he is, but the voices don’t like him)
...???????? OZSL NGAUWK SJW QGM ZWSJAFY- OZWJW WNWF SJW QGM??
[...???????? WHAT VOICES ARE YOU HEARING- WHERE EVEN ARE YOU??]
Gur sberfg!
(The forest!)
....ivl.. epg xzigbmtt izm gwc qv bpm nwzmab?
[....and.. why praytell are you in the forest?]
Gb rfpncr gur gubhtugf, ohg V qba'g guvax vg'f jbexvat. Ab, jnvg, lbh xabj gbb zhpu.
(To escape the thoughts, but I don't think it's working. No, wait, you know too much.)
...epib bpwcopba? VW- BMTT UM- Q xzwuqam Q ewv'b ezqbm i aqvotm bpqvo lwev- Q'u rcab kwvkmzvml?? Ivl zmittg kwvncaml-
[...what thoughts? NO- TELL ME- I promise I won't write a single thing down- I'm just concerned?? And really confused-]
Bu naq nyfb gur snpg V’z onaarq sebz rirel fgber va Zrkvpb Pvgl
(Oh, and also the fact I’m banned from every store in Mexico City)
....epib kwctl gwc pidm xwaaqjtg lwvm bw omb JIVVML NZWU MDMZG ABWZM QV UMFQKW KQBG???
[....what could you have possibly done to get BANNED FROM EVERY STORE IN MEXICO CITY???]
You think that's bad? I'm banned from the entirety of Oregon.
...epib. EPIB??? EPI.. EPMZ- EPMV?? EPIB LIG? GMIZ?? PWE??
[...what. WHAT??? WHA.. WHER- WHEN?? WHAT DAY? YEAR?? HOW??]
Bro why are you so annoying I bet you're really ugly too
LTRL 50 RXTK HEW PAH ZHM INM BG MAX AHLIBMTE! By tgrhgx'l tgghrbgz bm'l rhn!
[SAYS 50 YEAR OLD WHO GOT PUT IN THE HOSPITAL! If anyone's annoying it's you!]
I hope you CHOKE
'P ovwl fvb JORVL' P ovwl FVB MHSS KVDU AOL ZAHPYZ VSK HZZ.
['I hope you CHOKE' I hope YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS OLD ASS.]
My color you're annoying! Fucking hag.
LTRL MAX TGHG PAH PTL UHGXK IHLMBGZ! B'F IKXMMR WTFG LNKX MATM'L FHKX TGGHRBGZ MATG FX! R'DGHP B ATW MH PKBMX MATM WHPG RHN HEW AHX BF GHM MAX ATZ RHN TKX!
[SAYS THE ANON WHO WAS BONER POSTING! I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT'S MORE ANNOYING THAN ME! Y'KNOW I HAD TO WRITE THAT DOWN YOU OLD HOE IM NOT THE HAG YOU ARE!]
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT FUCK YOU
JHU FVB NV ZLL FVBY RPK? UV? KPKU'A AOPUR ZV ILJHBZL FVB'YL OVZWPAHSPGLK, FVB'YL ZABJR PU AOHA ILK VSK HZZ! FVB JHU KV DOHALCLY FVB DHUA OBOOO? P AOPUR AOLYL HYL ZVTL AOPUNZ FVB'YL PUJHWHISL VM!!
P jhu'a dhpa av wba aopz pu fvby johwaly!!
[CAN YOU GO SEE YOUR KID? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOSPITALIZED, YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT BED OLD ASS! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HUHHH? I THINK THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF!!
I can't wait to put this in your chapter!!]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHILE YOUR LOVED ONES WATCH AND SMILE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU DYING!
Dbee fx? B fxtg bm'w ux atkw mh dbee fx pbma rhnk tzx by px'kx uxbgz ehzbvte- tgw tkxg'm rhn lmbee bg max ahlibmte hk tkx rhn mkrbgz mh zxm wblvatkzxw tekxtwr lh rhn vtg MKR?
[Kill me? I mean it'd be hard to kill me with your age if we're being logical- and aren't you still in the hospital or are you trying to get discharged already so you can TRY?]
I've been trying to get discharged since forever. Not everything is about you, fucking bitch.
Ulcly zhpk pa dhz. ...ovd svun ohcl fvb illu ayfpun av nla kpzjohynlk mvy?
[Never said it was. ...how long have you been trying to get discharged for]
Bro why are you so annoying I bet you're really ugly too
LTRL 50 RXTK HEW PAH ZHM INM BG MAX AHLIBMTE! By tgrhgx'l tgghrbgz bm'l rhn!
[SAYS 50 YEAR OLD WHO GOT PUT IN THE HOSPITAL! If anyone's annoying it's you!]
I hope you CHOKE
'P ovwl fvb JORVL' P ovwl FVB MHSS KVDU AOL ZAHPYZ VSK HZZ.
['I hope you CHOKE' I hope YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS OLD ASS.]
My color you're annoying! Fucking hag.
LTRL MAX TGHG PAH PTL UHGXK IHLMBGZ! B'F IKXMMR WTFG LNKX MATM'L FHKX TGGHRBGZ MATG FX! R'DGHP B ATW MH PKBMX MATM WHPG RHN HEW AHX BF GHM MAX ATZ RHN TKX!
[SAYS THE ANON WHO WAS BONER POSTING! I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT'S MORE ANNOYING THAN ME! Y'KNOW I HAD TO WRITE THAT DOWN YOU OLD HOE IM NOT THE HAG YOU ARE!]
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT FUCK YOU
JHU FVB NV ZLL FVBY RPK? UV? KPKU'A AOPUR ZV ILJHBZL FVB'YL OVZWPAHSPGLK, FVB'YL ZABJR PU AOHA ILK VSK HZZ! FVB JHU KV DOHALCLY FVB DHUA OBOOO? P AOPUR AOLYL HYL ZVTL AOPUNZ FVB'YL PUJHWHISL VM!!
P jhu'a dhpa av wba aopz pu fvby johwaly!!
[CAN YOU GO SEE YOUR KID? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOSPITALIZED, YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT BED OLD ASS! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HUHHH? I THINK THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF!!
I can't wait to put this in your chapter!!]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHILE YOUR LOVED ONES WATCH AND SMILE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU DYING!
Dbee fx? B fxtg bm'w ux atkw mh dbee fx pbma rhnk tzx by px'kx uxbgz ehzbvte- tgw tkxg'm rhn lmbee bg max ahlibmte hk tkx rhn mkrbgz mh zxm wblvatkzxw tekxtwr lh rhn vtg MKR?
[Kill me? I mean it'd be hard to kill me with your age if we're being logical- and aren't you still in the hospital or are you trying to get discharged already so you can TRY?]
Bro why are you so annoying I bet you're really ugly too
LTRL 50 RXTK HEW PAH ZHM INM BG MAX AHLIBMTE! By tgrhgx'l tgghrbgz bm'l rhn!
[SAYS 50 YEAR OLD WHO GOT PUT IN THE HOSPITAL! If anyone's annoying it's you!]
I hope you CHOKE
'P ovwl fvb JORVL' P ovwl FVB MHSS KVDU AOL ZAHPYZ VSK HZZ.
['I hope you CHOKE' I hope YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS OLD ASS.]
My color you're annoying! Fucking hag.
LTRL MAX TGHG PAH PTL UHGXK IHLMBGZ! B'F IKXMMR WTFG LNKX MATM'L FHKX TGGHRBGZ MATG FX! R'DGHP B ATW MH PKBMX MATM WHPG RHN HEW AHX BF GHM MAX ATZ RHN TKX!
[SAYS THE ANON WHO WAS BONER POSTING! I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT'S MORE ANNOYING THAN ME! Y'KNOW I HAD TO WRITE THAT DOWN YOU OLD HOE IM NOT THE HAG YOU ARE!]
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT FUCK YOU
JHU FVB NV ZLL FVBY RPK? UV? KPKU'A AOPUR ZV ILJHBZL FVB'YL OVZWPAHSPGLK, FVB'YL ZABJR PU AOHA ILK VSK HZZ! FVB JHU KV DOHALCLY FVB DHUA OBOOO? P AOPUR AOLYL HYL ZVTL AOPUNZ FVB'YL PUJHWHISL VM!!
P jhu'a dhpa av wba aopz pu fvby johwaly!!
[CAN YOU GO SEE YOUR KID? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOSPITALIZED, YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT BED OLD ASS! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HUHHH? I THINK THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF!!
I can't wait to put this in your chapter!!]
Bro why are you so annoying I bet you're really ugly too
LTRL 50 RXTK HEW PAH ZHM INM BG MAX AHLIBMTE! By tgrhgx'l tgghrbgz bm'l rhn!
[SAYS 50 YEAR OLD WHO GOT PUT IN THE HOSPITAL! If anyone's annoying it's you!]
I hope you CHOKE
'P ovwl fvb JORVL' P ovwl FVB MHSS KVDU AOL ZAHPYZ VSK HZZ.
['I hope you CHOKE' I hope YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS OLD ASS.]
My color you're annoying! Fucking hag.
LTRL MAX TGHG PAH PTL UHGXK IHLMBGZ! B'F IKXMMR WTFG LNKX MATM'L FHKX TGGHRBGZ MATG FX! R'DGHP B ATW MH PKBMX MATM WHPG RHN HEW AHX BF GHM MAX ATZ RHN TKX!
[SAYS THE ANON WHO WAS BONER POSTING! I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT'S MORE ANNOYING THAN ME! Y'KNOW I HAD TO WRITE THAT DOWN YOU OLD HOE IM NOT THE HAG YOU ARE!]
