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@the-strongest-human-ever
Hey, chibis! I'm Orange! Come ask me stuff!
...
Don't ignore me!! I swear I'll go omega if you do!!!
Ask me whatever you want, but I'm gonna tell if you're being mean!!!
*Soap Anon munches on a bar of soap*
“HOLY- I didn’t think that the cookies would be THAT strong! The last guy I used them on just made them hyper, not take damage. Then again, the guy who took it was…”
“Well, I can’t have my targets dead or gravely injured, so eat this soap bar. It cleans out your insides.”
*The bar of soap is custard scented and SHOULD be able to clean out a chunk of the caffeine. Then again, Soap Anon’s anatomy isn’t normal. But at least it’s edible(?)*
I'm not taking damage! I'm!!! Fine!!!
...I don't trust you. Why should I trust you after ALL OF THAT!
...
FINE! I'LL TAKE IT!
[Orange snatched the soap and ate it.]
Hurry to green, caffeine is poison, as though you believe yourself to be human, you do not have their poison resistance, if you ate that whole cookie, YOU WOULD HAVE DIED
Ok... I go visit Green. Good thing that cookie wasn't a good cookie, I guess... Dunno how they could help, though.
Ugh. I feel sick.
[She walks off in the direction of the second diner.]
[-3% hp.]
*I give Orange some more chocolate chip cookies freshly baked* ok so since all of that chaos is over I made more cookies, I was the anon that originally gave you cookies that everyone stole, but there is no trick there is no problem this time just a nice plate of freshly baked cookies
YEAHH! Finally! These BETTER be better than that one I got a bit ago!
[-3% hp]
https://youtu.be/ICoKXVIwo2k?si=9ivexrjU2ep3-u_M
This you, Ja-orange?
Uhh...
YEAH!
[-3% hp]
you sould probably get some of greens meals
Why?
Ohh... headache, headache!
[-3% hp]
Uh, did that Poison Orange or smth?
I am assuming you are asking me and not Orange.
Mice CANNOT have that much caffeine and, with the amount the soap anon put in the cookie, that is more than enough to make a mouse's heart stop.
Since Orange didn't eat too much of the cookie [she thought it tasted gross and didn't finish it] and is not directly a mouse I am just. Lessening the effects a bit.
Orange will be losing some hp for a bit but it will pass before she dies!
If you were meaning to ask Orange this. Uhhh. Whoopsies. Resend it or smth and I'll answer as her.
*Gently pets the Orange*
You're doing great, a very strong human you are.
AH-! DON'T TOUCH ME!
[-3% hp]
orange…you ok?…
I AM! I feel! Uh! Good! I think!
[-3% hp.]
* Hello Ory! How are you finding the people here? They’re not being mean to mew, are they?
((from @furious-fuchsia ))
[The box scraped across the floor.]
WHO'S THERE?!
...Oh, is that you, Pink? Well, I'm kinda under a box. But I did get this new punching bag!
* I'm glad you have something you can exert your energy on. We probably should have thought of that a while ago.
* But, uh, how did you end up in there...?
She stares at the box for a moment, before her body chirps.
* Can I join mew?
Someone TRICKED ME into TRAPPING MYSELF!!!
...
You can just take it.
*Soap Anon flies up from the ground noclipping somehow in a bubble before popping at ground level*
“Greeting, Orango-Tango! I see that you have gotten yourself moustrapped. It looks pretty painful in my opinion (Not that I’d EVER cause harm to anybody), so I’ll do ya a solid.”
*Soap Anon does his signature Scrubdown by pulling out a bar of soap and scrubbing the mouse trap so hard it is scrubbed out of existence.*
“And I guess that I’m obliged to give something as well as it seems that’s what other anons do here. Take this gingerbread cookie that I totally didn’t use before on @december-knight a year ago.”
*Soap Anon gives a gingerbread cookie with the caffeine density of 5000 grams per millimeter*
AH-!
WHO ARE YOU? You... you soapy FREAK!
...hmm.
Fine! I'll take the cookie!
...Thanks.
[Orange walked away from the Soap Anon with the cookie in hand. She ate some of it when she got around the corner.]
[Oh no.]
makes orange a billion cheese cakes* please don’t tell your big sister!
Mmmm... Cheesecake... I won't tell her!
Sure thing, kid. I'll ask them for one for you if I see them before you do.
Thank you, chibi!
No! Not your cheesecake! NOT YOUR CHEESECAAAAAAAAA-
*TPOT intro*
Whuh? Where did that come from...?
I'm sorry. Do you like it best plain, or with a specific kind of topping? I'll get you a whole one, pinkie promise.
I don't care...
...maybe one of Green's? I like their's best.
Okay, don't struggle!! Don't!! You could get hurt really really badly, let's just. Lift the metal part carefully, and you can move your tail?
OK! Okokokokokok! I'll do that! I won't struggle! I'll just! Do that!
[Orange followed the instructions and got free. She looked at the cheesecake.]
Oh... My cheescake... Ruined...
*sniff*
,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hey orange do you want some actual cheesecake
anon places a small piece of cheesecake on a mousetrap and scurries away
DO I???
That sounds amazing right now! I've been stuck under a box for hours, so I deserve SOMEthing in return.
[Orange triggers the trap, yet somehow only gets her tail stuck. She tares at it for a second before screaming.]
