The Super 0

Likes stuff people who live in basements like. ENTP. Avatar art by @arsenichydrogenerbium

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Too real

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it’s 1 am i honestly don’t know why i made this

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[shitpost-senpai]

Even water needs to know we got thot patrol boys out here swingin

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[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

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Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[funkycomedian-deactivated201508]

When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene

[edgeargento]

When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.

[modeseven777]

Final Chapter : (Name of Game)

[eeinherjar]

When the videogame plays the slowed down version of the main theme during a tragic flashback

[cvberitual]

like a fella once said, “ain’t that a dick in the hand?”

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[killermchann]

friends, i have recently discovered the magic of animal crossing manga

[templarsecretweapon]

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WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

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[highdio]

I have no idea how this translates into a fun theme park attraction but I’m cool with it.

[ubercharge]

Easily the scariest moment of my virtual life

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[keatonpatti]

[pokeyscrypt]

What do you want? Fry’s dog! When do you want it? FRY’S DOG!

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fuck this post

[veeranger]

where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes

[veeranger]

found it

[tenaflyviper]

Where’s the bomb Where’s the bomb Where’s the bomb Where’s the bomb

[angry-eevee]

Hnnnng…

Hnnnnnnnngg….

HNNNNNGGGGGG…..

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Get a metric ton of different dice

[euclid-class-dm]

Get dice from different worlds. Get one from Yuggoth. Get one from Kadath. Get one from a place you can’t even pronounce.

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

Get cursed dice. Intentionally.

[curlicuecal]

These are designed by independent artists and you can purchase them on Shapeways btw!  Get them 3D printed in whatever material you’d like.

Leaf Dice

Thorn Dice

Gear Dice

Also, there are so, so many cool dice on there

Step Dice

Kaladesh

D4 Shell Dice

Zodiac

Nucleii Dice

D3

Jack Dice

TOPS!

D5

Curlicue

Braille

Celtic

Alphabet based on english frequency

Modern Art D4

Kraken

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Happy Birthday Halflife : Fullife Consequences

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John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”.John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.“I cant give you my lisense officer” John Freeman said“Why not?” said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw “Ravenholm” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said “John Freeman! Over here!” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed.The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!” and John Freeman walked real fast out.John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.“I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.to be continued..?

Happy Birthday you fuck

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