just your average otaku

Man, I'm just some chick (18+) from the Midwestern United States that is falling back into DGM hell. My avatar was made by the lovely djgodmzd. Unfortunately, they seem to have deleted. I can’t escape Homestuck Hell.

[dogpuppy]

[yokelfelonking]

Plot twist: it was vampires stealing your blood because they're jealous of you

[only-cat-memes]

[littleguymart]

(source)

[ineffectualdemon]

"They were a good person with good intentions and strong convictions and belief in doing the right thing. And because of that they deeply hurt people including people they were trying to protect" - is fantastic characterisation that too many people reduce to only one half of the equation

"They were a good person and people still died because they didn't put trust in anyone else" ← is so fucking good but people don't fucking appreciate it

"They were a good person and they failed. Over and over again. They failed." ← DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DELICIOUS THAT IS!?!?

I am on my hands and knees begging people to allow characters to be complex and flawed and not reduced down to "The Good Guy" and "The Bad Guy"

[bintro]

[mornington-the-crescent]

Rain on someone's parade

Bust chops

Make a mountain out of a molehill

[el-gringeaux]

• Run amok

• Let the cat out of the bag

• Fly off the handle

• Bite off more than I can chew

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Muddy the water

Step on someone's toes

Plumb the depths

Break someone's balls

[animenutcase]

Put all my eggs in one basket

Count my chickens before they hatch

Let my babies grow up to be cowboys

Look a gift horse in the mouth

[c-53]

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thoughtportal]

stop

[hawkpartys]

red shouldered hawk

[plaguedocboi]

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

[plaguedocboi]

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

[plaguedocboi]

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

[plaguedocboi]

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

[plaguedocboi]

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hedgehog-dreamer]

Happy birthday Deuce!!!

Deuce Spade from Twisted Wonderland (c) belong to Yana Toboso

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[dungeon-vault]

[beardedmrbean]

Well that's kinda creepy, break out the bog butter I guess.

[emmaubler]

This sounds like the beginning of a monster movie featured on Red Letter Media.

[vomitdodger]

[beardedmrbean]

[tinybandee]

[biocrafthero]

Every time I hear "You think I'm stupid or something?" I have to physically restrain myself from repeating this fucking video out loud