The Teapot

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[peachdoxie]

[chenaultsalt-deactivated2025111]

United we Stand

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[solongloserse-deactivated201808]

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

[october31st1981]

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

[goodfellowsfriend]

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

[baconandmegz]

tea

[the-teapot]

😞

I'm not going to hide the fact that I'm kinda really upset right now

[la-laborista-republiko]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Like … notice there is only one race complaining in the Wrangler comments about the collaboration. Racism at its finest

Like … notice there is only one race complaining in the Wrangler comments about the collaboration. Racism at its finest

[badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista]

Aawwww it’s so cute that white people think that cowboys=white. News flash, dumbasses: Mexicans and Native Americans and African Americans literally INVENTED cowboys and “country music” culture and all that shit. People of color did it FIRST! White people stole that from POC as usual. So now you have all these ignorant white bitches whining and crying about a culture that they fucking stole and co-opted from POC!!!! 

Fucking morons. 

[blackwoolncrown]

^^^^^ Racists are literally SO dumb.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Racists NEVER do research they just believe there number 1.

[riverpersonhatesabuse]

“ News flash, dumbasses: Mexicans and Native Americans and African Americans literally INVENTED cowboys and “country music” culture and all that shit. “ Lmfao I was just about to say something similar when  neennred said that racist shit. The racism jumped out.

[thatdiva]

[thatdiva]

This still tickles me so much.

[byecolonizer]

She went through all the steps

-that didn’t happen

-I don’t remember that happening

-I don’t remember it happening LIKE THAT

-“Oh my god, why are you attacking me???”

[dulcetramblings]

So my family just gave me my Grandpa’s cane collection, which is really sweet since I’m the only one in the family that needs any kind of mobility aid. And they’re all a really good height for me, which is great.

And hey look! This one is collapsable, which will be super helpful when I travel.

And look at this funky head! Wait a minute…the head detaches too?

Well played Grandpa. Sneaky flask that people only found ten years after your death. Very well played.

[thatdiva]

These were common in the prohibition era.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[adorerose]

I just want to be surrounded by so much love in my life. And not just relationships. Love for my job, my home, the stars, the sunsets, the place I live where ever in the world that is. I want to experience love in all forms

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[quiara]

This is BEAUTIFUL. I aspire to this level no fucks given.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.