Tumbles, Stumbles and Bumbles

Me, saying things, when I remember Tumblr is a thing.

[quiara]

I have no idea what I’m doing here.

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[quiara]

Me, a Jew: y’all are fuckin bananas.

[quiara]

When I say Violet is tiny, Violet is TINY. She earned the middle name Bagel. https://www.instagram.com/p/CnfCvXkP1Iy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quiara]

She’s such a cutie. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmzqEdVvaav/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quiara]

Why does my cat have the specific energy of a widow who has buried a minimum of five husbands? https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhgLyPPo1P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[classannalampost]

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

[quiara]

Huh. Tumblr has subscriptions and tips.

🎼🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like twit-ter….eeeeverywhere I go….🎶

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[jb-blunk]

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[quiara]

Damn, Monica. Align your chakras or something!

[quiara]

Hi

If Twitter implodes, you might be able to find me here. Sadly, I forget Tumblr exists, but if enough people migrate, I will try to remember.

[quiara]

Hi

If Twitter implodes, you might be able to find me here. Sadly, I forget Tumblr exists, but if enough people migrate, I will try to remember.

[clarahoeher]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[quiara]

This is BEAUTIFUL. I aspire to this level no fucks given.

[officialfemme]

reblog/like this if you either:

are a useless lesbian

love a useless lesbian

support useless lesbians

are a dragon

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[classannalampost]

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords