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Ratlithe is my government assigned pokefusion, and I would die for it, but I couldn’t help double dipping for a few more wee bastards. they are all incredibly feral, especially vulysaur

beardedchrisevans

portalpylon

i met the BEST BOY at Cleveland Pride today!! his name is Hudson and he says gay rights!!!

rhinestonex

My dad saw Carl today at this used equipment shop

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marcy-the-martian

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

foulserpent

i hate looking at frog skeletons what do they think theyre doing with that fucking anatomy. all amphibians are kind of like this but frogs are just like,. ma’am you have a criminally small amount of bones supporting your slop

magistrate-of-mediocrity

Frogs basically don’t have ribs because when they hop they just fucking belly flop onto the ground. Evolution never got around to giving them ribs because it wouldn’t be worth the broken ribs every time the frogs decided to go out on land. As a result, the intercostal muscles responsible for breathing in most vertebrates never developed. Frogs (and most amphibians) rely almost solely on buccal pumping for breathing: They lower the floor of their mouths which draws in air through their nostrils. Then they raise the floor of their mouths to force air into their lungs. It’s not super efficient because used air is mixed with fresh air in the mouth during every breath. But frogs also exchange gases through their skin as well so super sophisticated breathing apparatuses aren’t exactly worth the developmental cost.