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Tesseract/Cube shaped. Ask box is always open :)

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[iknowitwontwork]

fuck personality tests tell me what do u prefer? paperbacks? hardcovers? e-books? or audio books?

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[the-tesseract-cube]

That's because Twitter is full of liars, I'm the actual Tesseract though

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

how the fuck am i supposed to ponder the orb when i'm a blog about squares

[the-minecraft-funnies]

ponder the cube.

[the-tesseract-cube]

You can always ponder me, the tesseract

[pukicho]

I’ll never be woman singing about love and galaxies in a 90′s house track, why am I even here

[the-tesseract-cube]

There's a woman singing about love and galaxies in a 90's house track? Where?

[dissapointeddruid]

That little acting choice of letting the all american soft accent fade a bit at "I had a brother. His name was Pietro"

[takenbyabook]

Wanda's Sokovian Lullaby

So I watched Wandavision once with Portuguese subtitles and a second time with English closed captions, and when Wanda sings to her babies, the English version had no subtitles, only a "(Singing in Sokovian)". I'm not sure that's just what everyone got when watching in English (maybe it was just my version that had no subtitles for some reason 🤷‍♀️), but in any case I thought I'd share the lyrics to the Sokovian lullaby ♡

"I waited for you

And the day has come

My heart has become a home

Full of light

Full of light"

(I'm not crying you're crying)

[emilycarey]

wanda: creates her ideal reality while endangering the rest of the world

all of us:

[the-tesseract-cube]

I am not in the Umbrella Academy season 3, that is merely a fellow cube.

[sleepdeprived-potato]

omg I love this actor! So excited to see them in tua!

[the-tesseract-cube]

Personal attack

[imposterogers]

can’t believe old!steve is going to be in the fatws series. haven’t we suffered enough ?

[the-tesseract-cube]

I can't believe they fucking murdered my boy

[the-tesseract-cube]

Just me and my phone, floating through space

[the-tesseract-cube]

I miss being loved by so many villains and heroes alike 😭

[perfectday1972]

the tesseract in the first avenger: burns through the floor

the tesseract in the avengers: needs to be held by intergalactic salad tongs

the tesseract in captain marvel: totally cool chilling in a fonzie lunchbox

[the-tesseract-cube]

I decide what melts and what doesn’t. The Fonzie lunchbox was too nice to destroy

[woodelf68]

How do you feel about Snoopy lunchboxes?

[the-tesseract-cube]

Those are also exempt from being melted

[ask-loki-king-of-asgard]

A little reminder that I love you. All of you.

[the-tesseract-cube]

Who is this directed at

[perfectday1972]

the tesseract in the first avenger: burns through the floor

the tesseract in the avengers: needs to be held by intergalactic salad tongs

the tesseract in captain marvel: totally cool chilling in a fonzie lunchbox

[the-tesseract-cube]

I decide what melts and what doesn't. The Fonzie lunchbox was too nice to destroy

[actually1loki]

Love you -3- but I’m actually dating an alternate version of you. So anything you want to say to MY Loki?

Peter Parker, who is currently looking over my shoulder, wants me to say, “Square up.”

[ask-loki-king-of-asgard]

I… I don’t know what that means. Also, who do you think you are, creature who is obviously not the real Loki?

[the-tesseract-cube]

It means he wants to fight you. Do it!

[ask-loki-king-of-asgard]

He wants to fight me? That won’t go anywhere. Either I will obliterate him or, if he really is who he says he is, we will go on for ever and the fight will never end.

[the-tesseract-cube]

I would love to stick around and find out