The Beekeeper

I STILL HAVE TO TURN THE WHOLE RESURRECTION THING INTO A STORYLINE SO I CAN ACTUALLY BRING THIS IDIOTS BLOG BACK.

[the-text-beekeeper]

ANOTHER UPDATE!

Changes:

AVIS IS BACK

AND... MAYBE dating hijinks? 👀

Yeah I can't keep up the game update jokes lol

He is back, he is gay, and he is simping over everyone.

Need I say more?

Oh also other text doc blog is @the-chicken-doctor

Though I may just revamp it

Yadda yadda, @the-jester-doc @the-arcade-doctor and all that jazz. I don't have the time or energy to make this aesthetic.

If people remembered he existed, maybe I would take time to get him to look good, and bring back the update logs. But for now we get bare minimum until stuff starts happening

UPDATE:

Foux-bee is back. And still a phobia pun

He/it I think it's confusing and is basically just whatever fits the narrative anyway it talks in #these things.# behold: #Sample text#

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I forgive you. For the letting me die thing

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that’s stupid. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

And so are you but that's besides the point

[the-jester-doc]

[[ yes, it is besides the point. What the hell do you think is gonna happen if you forgive me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Idk we can go back to how it was or something?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t think that’s gonna happen. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{He tilts his head.}

Why would that be?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ cause you—-

—hyper takes a deep breath—

[[ this isn’t something to move on from. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Huh. Well, that's a shame

{Avis fucks off. What a shame}

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I forgive you. For the letting me die thing

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that’s stupid. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

And so are you but that's besides the point

[the-jester-doc]

[[ yes, it is besides the point. What the hell do you think is gonna happen if you forgive me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Idk we can go back to how it was or something?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t think that’s gonna happen. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{He tilts his head.}

Why would that be?

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I forgive you. For the letting me die thing

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that’s stupid. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

And so are you but that's besides the point

[the-jester-doc]

[[ yes, it is besides the point. What the hell do you think is gonna happen if you forgive me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Idk we can go back to how it was or something?

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I forgive you. For the letting me die thing

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that’s stupid. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

And so are you but that's besides the point

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I forgive you. For the letting me die thing

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

—he shakes his head and suddenly it looks like his nose has been mangled—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weirder. Neat. Anyways I forgive you now.

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

—no, it doesn’t. Avis’ hand appears to clip fully through hyper’s face. He definitely hits something just a few centimeters in, but it doesn’t feel like anything at all. Hyper yelps and clutches his face—

[[ fffffuckkrrrgghhh ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Weird. But it hurt so that's good enough for me.

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper braces to probably get punched—

[the-text-beekeeper]

(yeah no hyper gets his nose shattered)

And now we're even. Also, did you forget I'm a healer, or?

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper blinks, surprised—

[[ oh, I forgot I didn’t make that hitbox visible. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

(Avis teleports. Wonder why)

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

[[ huh. Then it’s weird that you’re just standing here. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You have a shield.

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ is this satisfying for you? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Not really I just want some revenge.

{I find it quite satisfying}

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

[[Hijinks falls over in laughter. Hyper just stares at Avis, unimpressed.—

[the-text-beekeeper]

{oh sweet a Mexican standoff}

I can and will be more pathetic. Just lemme punch you. Doesn't even have to be in the face.

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I’m not gonna let you punch me in the nose. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Come on man please?

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

[[ mhm. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis sighs}

Just let me punch you in the nose. Save us both the time

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I don’t care what you want, Avis. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

I have noticed

[the-jester-doc]

(suddenly, avis appears! And probably is fuming but nobody can tell because some idiot forgot to animate the mask)

-@the-text-beekeeper

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAWEEHEHEHELL IF IT ISNT A FAAHAHAHAMILLIAR FACE— OR NOT!!!!! BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

Hello hijinks. May I speak to hyper?

{his mask glitches, now being animated. He seems to be giving the "customer service smile", but judging by the pure rage emanating off him, he probably isn't Happy}

[the-jester-doc]

YOURE AAAHHAHAHACTIN’ LIKE WE ARENT THE SAME PERSON!!!!

[[Hijinks is promptly crushed by an anvil]]

—and hyper pushes it up off of himself—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Yeah I still don't fully understand it so cut me some slack.

Anyways, back to what I was doing.

{he pulls out a crowbar. Welp, time to make the red doc the red hood}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper sighs and a red text hammer unceremoniously falls into his hands—

[[ huh. If you want a more… thematic weapon I can give you one. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{he pulls out his honey dipper mace, before tossing it aside}

I made my choice. Just like you did.

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper types something into a window and then closes it—

[[ doesn’t this feel like a waste of time? ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Probably. But it will feel really, really good.

Assuming we are playing on fair terms, of course.

{he points at where the window was.}

[the-jester-doc]

—hyper deadpan stares at Avis, then makes a face of ‘take a guess’—

[the-text-beekeeper]

That's how we're doing this?

{Avis casts "shoot a MF in the knee" before hyper can react}

[the-jester-doc]

—it ricochets off of something invisible in front of hyper. Huh, that must’ve been what he set up—

[[and then Hijinks appears separately to Hyper and tackles Avis into a octuple summersault]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis teleports away the second hijinks touches him}

Oh, come on, really? I was just going to break your legs and a few ribs but now I gotta take some bones.

(you can tell from the mask that this is more of a joke/reference than a threat... But it is still a threat)

[the-jester-doc]

[[ I get why you’re fighting me but if you expected me to let you beat me then you’ve got the wrong impression ]]

—-VE GOT THE WROHOHOHOONG IMPRESSION!!!!!!

[[Hijinks continues rolling and then springs up and lands perfectly. Hyper looks more alert than Avis has ever seen him—

[the-text-beekeeper]

Honestly I would settle with just breaking your nose I have had like two months to cool off.

Also 2v1, with hacks? Really.

[the-jester-doc]

[[ what do you mean with hacks? You can teleport. ]]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAND IF YOU WANNA SCARE YOURSELF THINKING THIS IS 2v1 BE MY GUEST!!!!

[the-text-beekeeper]

And I wasn't gonna use it but then you pulled this. Also is this a hallucination thing?

Look I died my memory isn't stellar

[the-jester-doc]

[[ well we aren’t telling you. You know. Since you want to steal bones that I definitely have. ]]

[[Hijinks cackles and dramatically gets his own hammer]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

{Avis loses the fighting stance}

I'm not actually I'm just... Referencing... A thing... Ah fuck it I dug this hole too deep are we still fighting or just arguing?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ that is up to you. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

If we don't fight do I still get to punch you at least once?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ why the fuck would I let you punch me. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

Why the fuck did you let me die?

[the-jester-doc]

[[ there wasn’t a way for me to save you. And I did try, you know. ]]

[the-text-beekeeper]

You thought about it. Which is why I don't want you dead. I just want you injured