Outlaw's Refuge

General Elder Scrolls shit with my OC crap here and there

[the-thieves-guild]

hi im not dead unfortunately but imma tell a tiny story

so when i played eso several years ago i made a friend. i was loitering around the forge in Vulkhel Guard as a tank for hire. and i met this girl (?) who paid me 700 gold just to follow her around a bit. i tanked in a few quests for her then we just ran around the entirety of Auridon and we hung out at the beach and watched the sun set while i was playing the lute. its odd to have a memory like that inside of a video game but 🤷‍♂️.

we never sent eachother a friend request and i accidentally took a small hiatus after that and a month later i came back to a message from her from 2 weeks before asking me to get online. i never respond tho.

idk why that memory sticks out to me but i made a lot of friends and a lot of memories playing eso and im just feeling mushy about it rn for some reason.

im gonna go back to being inactive, just thought I'd share :) byee

[the-thieves-guild]

nobody:

no one:

not a singular soul:

my character, snacking on sabertooth eyes: these shits b u s s i n bro

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TES Memory: Creating your adventuring party.

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Tag yourself, are you the:

The party leader (not pictured), who is trying to balance keeping the group together with their own personal life, while ensuring the party gets has regular enough employment and stays out of prison.

The Adoring Fan of the group, who is barely tolerated by anyone, but is technically the nicest person of the group.

The person who became a mage out of sheer laziness, and is currently wearing slippers into the adventure.

The unnervingly nice Knight of the Nine, who may be a paladin on paper, but is clearly on the verge of snapping.

The “rogue” who is obviously an assassin. However, you all effectively let this slide, as in reality, that really only means they have about one degree fewer scruples on how they make their money than you do.

The fighter who might effectively be a less talented frontline combatant than your paladin, but makes up for it by not having what can best be described as a “parody of a real personality” and the lack of holier than thou objections at every turn.

Dog.

[uesp]

Did You Know: Cheesemancers exist?

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Did You Know: This is apparently our most popular post on this site?

[the-thieves-guild]

Cheesemancy TES VI.

Todd i know you can see us. If you're not a coward let me shoot whole cheese wheels from my palms and bust ppl upside they heads

[foulserpent]

if you asked me my favorite tes game rn i would say “morrowind is the best of them and really one of the best games of all time just in general. the creativity and expansiveness of it all is just breathtaking and unparalleled, and the rest of the series went downhill from there on almost every level. my favorite is oblivion”

[meatball-soup]

LMAO SAME

[the-thieves-guild]

OH, WORM????

[the-thieves-guild]

Fat shame about lorkon.

An OFFICIAL CONVENTION CERTIFIED BY BETHESDA would go so hard in the mf paint. And you could finally put faces to all the names you always see around the community.

Could honestly have been good if the creator wasn't a fucking transphobic blockhead.

Eventually i do wanna see an elder scrolls convention done right tho. By bethesda/zenimax. I'd gladly throw my money at that.

[the-thieves-guild]

Democrat or Republican? Who the fuck cares

Stormcloak or imperial? Fuckin yawn dude

The only decision that determines a mans gusto and moral compass

Is

Sven

Or

*:•☆Faendal☆•:*

And there is a right answer.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The fae bear I just arm wrestled into submission: How the hell did you get so strong???

My Dragonborn sorcerer, who hasn’t left their school tower in 20+ years and is on their first adventure: Oh this? *flexes* That’s library duty babey. I’ve been carrying giant stacks of books since I could walk. I’m talking big-ass grimoires.

Fae bear: ……… you some kind of nerd or something?

My Dragonborn: …… if I say yes are you gonna make fun of me?

[morrowinds]

mr skyrim

rim me a sky

[the-thieves-guild]

Fly me a dragon

😜

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So i can get high

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[daggerfall]

The tribunal said mf lgbt rights bro we got the non-binary icon vivec and the lesbian goddess almalexia and the asexual star sotha sil

Absolutley iconic of them

[arcturite]

Inktober Day 1: Warrior, Mage, Thief.

[nookisms]

[the-thieves-guild]

[the-thieves-guild]

[the-thieves-guild]

Yeet

I 100 percented skyrim for the first time in forever like a month or two ago (still gotta kill a legendary dragon smh) with no mods and i also finished the new Elsweyr expansion, not including public dungeons, like maybe 2 weeks ago.

So I've actually been playing a lot, i just havent been posting bc.

Idk.

Im lazy and running this account is legit not a priority at all to me. Plus im not funny and i only really like posting when i have something original to say or i have a new hot take on exactly where I think Ysgramor can shove the business end of Wuuthrad.

But i still get plenty of likes and follows for whatever reason despite being as inactive as a daedric artifact sitting on the top shelf in my closet. And i come back every now and then to see the same one or two posts get an extra couple hundred notes. Algorithm weird as fuck but whatevs.

I've been playing mostly borderlands and minecraft in the past 2 weeks tho, since i mostly finished what i needed to, though obvi i will come back to finish up my necro build in eso and snag the last couple dlc trophies in skyrim.

But nobody cares about that. Point is, im inactive and that probably wont change until i start playing skyrim with mods again. Yeet.

[ladybugbites]

why don't you watch an elder scrolls lore video and maybe you'll calm down