he really said "no idea", "skip", "thank u next"
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he really said "no idea", "skip", "thank u next"
like father like son
should we all just die.
Grill the Grid makes me feel so much better about my atrocious recall of F1 facts
The husbands, basically:
smiley lando at cannes lions sport beach back in june šµāš«
lando, take the jeans off. weāre trying to see something (you getting fucked in chaps)
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Can't say no to that, thats a crazy good ref, 11/10.
"Who was your first Mclaren teammate?"
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NOT THE BIGGEST SCRUNCHIE EVER AFTER SAYING CARLOS' NAME
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I constantly think about how Zak Brown insinuated that the first thing Lando did after winning the wdc was have sex. Thatās still so insane. And itās put a time loop fic in my head that I have never written a single word of but thatās been rotating in my head for months and months
So anyways the fic idea is that Lando has sex in his drivers room with Magui and then goes through his night of celebrations and wakes up on Sunday again. And heās like āwoah, weird!ā and then of course figures out heās in a time loop.
He enjoys his time loop for a whole and doesnāt try to start solving it because it IS pretty sick to drive his championship race and have his celebrations again and again, and everyone who means anything to him is there, so he isnāt even missing his family or something that would entice him to break it. He gets to hug all of them on the grid and see Max after the press conference and hug him too and Martin is there until the team celebrations start and Keegan is crying and wine drunk.
But finally, it does start to get boring. After a dozen times. And so he starts goofin and thatās how he realizes⦠a lot of people are down to sleep with the champion. Like a LOT. It starts more benign: Louis giving him a blow job at the club, one of his mechanics laying it on thick if Lando cracks a vulgar enough joke.
And then it starts to get out of control. He realizes that heās got the 20 minute window Magui and him have been shagging in between the press con and team celebrations. And itās not exactly hard to get someone else to his room during that window too. So then itās Martin, Keegan, someone on PR, other mechanics, his bodyguard, reporters and pundits and Jenson and Hinch. And THEN once he starts sending texts instead of just making eyes at people he encounters between the press con and his room, itās Carlos and Alex and George and Charles and Gabi and Franco.
And heās still in the fucking time loop.
Now, Landoās really like okay Iāve had my fun. Jokes over. Iāll stop cheating and just fuck my girlfriend again and be normal. And itāll stop right? Wrong.
So Landoās like what gives? He remembers the boos in Mexico and the universe losing him all those points between Vegas and Qatar that heās like okay⦠do I have to lose? So he tries to throw the race, but he canāt. He wins no matter what he does, no matter how ludicrous he doesnāt DNF and Max and Oscar DO is thatās what it takes for Lando to still come out on top. So itās not the race. Itās not that heās not meant to win.
And all this time, he has just seen Max after the press con, right before he starts to zero in on his next target for sexual escapades, and hugged him tight and disbelieving with the giant Netflix camera and Ash and P with her phone all filming them and Lando hasnāt let himself consider seducing Max. No, thatās too far. Thatās his best friend. He canāt do that. But Max is basically the only person in the paddock Lando hasnāt slept with at this point. So what ifā¦.
And Lando tugs Max out of that room and to the McLaren hospitality and kisses him in his drivers room and he knows before they even really get into it that this is it, cause itās different than anyone else and itās Max. So he has sex with Max and theyāre super late to team celebrations cause they donāt want to leave his room, and the they still have the whole night of partying and Lando is hyper aware of Max babysitting him and tipping him back onto his feet again and again. And heās happier than any of the other times cause Max is right there. And he goes to bed later than any other loop iteration cause he knows this is it, itās finally going to be over. And wakes up on Monday.
Carlos helping Lando hone his hip control for the sake of 'improving his golf game'. May involve some non-traditional training techniques.
Sure.
Absolutely insane sagclaren promo pics
I donāt think you guys realize how insufferable Iām going to be when lando has to name all the world champions and heāll go ā2025, meā
Iām already vibrating with excitement
alex_albon 100 and not out
My silly beans