Robert Kayelli @arkayel - Tumblr Blog

Had a dream that a kid was being a jerk, and he had a book called The Blïndr, and I opened it up and read the sentence, "My hubris is to see humanity as the beasts and sirens they once were," and then I woke up.

prokopetz

One of these days I’m going to write a one-shot RPG based on those illustrations people keep doing of, like, mice and frogs wearing wizard hats, and it’s specifically going to play with the issues of scale this introduces. Like, yes, your frog wizard can wield their phenomenal cosmic powers to call a meteor down from the heavens to smite their foes, but the meteor in question is the size of a pebble and the resulting explosion of all-consuming hellfire has about a six-inch blast radius. Better make it count!

prokopetz

@thetwistedlight replied:

An Acid Splash in the eyes is still a splash of acid in the eyes even if it’s of a frog magnitude !

Yeah, but the tiny frog version of acid splash only has a twelve-inch casting range. If you’re up against a human, you’re gonna need a boost to reach the target’s tender parts!

arkayel

The average frog maxes out at around 3.5 inches in body length. Assuming a six foot tall humanoid caster, frog magic would, compared to its humanoid counterpart, have its linear range decreased by a factor of 20, its surface area of effect decreased by a factor of 400, and its volumetric sphere of influence decreased by a factor of 8,000. Alternatively, were a frog to attempt humanoid magic, it would need to channel approximately 8000 times the amount of arcane or divine energy through its body as its humanoid counterpart. What would be a level 1 spell for a humanoid would probably be considered a godlike cast for a frog, if such a feat was even attainable.

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What Mountain Goats song is this?

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This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

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mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

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A universal experience.

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[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

discardedscream

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

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the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.

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and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

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The reason the water wasn’t coming out

(Source)

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[source]

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“EHHNN!!” *flop*

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Confinement level 100

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🥺🥺🥺

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“Boss’s really riding me today.” (via)

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friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.