i can only promise not to post the diva cup meme

thoroughly enjoying the twilight renaissance. fervently anti windchime edward. 🍎✨

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[the-tryhard-twihard]

GOD I love him and his little bug friends

[renjunsmoon]

[painedpen]

I may be writing Isabella Swan as a more believable, well-rounded character, but DO NOT misunderstand me. The monsterfucker trait stays. It is enhanced, in fact. If Bella Swan is not a monsterfucker, Bella Swan is dead

—

Rosalie: We don’t need weapons to hunt *discreetly shows her fangs*

Emmett: Babe, stop, you’re scaring her

Bella, blushing so hard she might actually pass out: Incorrect

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[namyoonsoo]

[bookstofilms]

TWILIGHT dir. Catherine Hardwicke | 2008 “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion.” - Twilght, Stephenie Meyer

[snaildivorce]

A twilight comic (it came to me in a dream)

[the-golden-onion]

[the-tryhard-twihard]

Hi team I abandoned this blog on accident on account of being dumb as shit but I’m back. I am a boomer and genuinely can’t figure out how to get several tumblr accounts under one toggleable login. And yes I could google it but im yapping here instead.

[the-tryhard-twihard]

Okay see I knew googling it would yield an answer I didn’t fucking want because apparently we just can’t. Cool, loveeeee that.

[murdershegoat]

the darkest part of my identity is that i’ll always be a twilight bitch at heart

[the-tryhard-twihard]

Hi team I abandoned this blog on accident on account of being dumb as shit but I’m back. I am a boomer and genuinely can’t figure out how to get several tumblr accounts under one toggleable login. And yes I could google it but im yapping here instead.

[atlasjoyce]

"My own personal brand of ka-chow"

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[brothersskeleton]

[bathroomcube]

i hate it when you ask people to treat fat people with just some semblance of decency and you get hit with "stop promoting obesity" -_-................. just because you said that im promoting obesity now.

[chewbacca]

TWILIGHT (2008)