the Tsaritsa

[dottore-official]

NAME LIST B

🍃@adeptus-xiao-official

🩸@arlecchino-official

📰@charlotte-official

🐋@childee-official

☁️@cloud-retainer-official

🐈@diona-official

💰@dori-official

🔪@escher-official

👑@fischl-official

🌊@furina-official

🧸@guoba-official

⛪️@idolbarbara-official

⚔️@jean-official

🍷@kaeya-official

🐟@kokomi-sangonomiya-official

⚔️@krovium [Capitano]

🗡️@kuki-shinobu-official

🧪@lazzottore-official

📖@librarian-lisa-official

🪷@lotus-nilou-official

🎨@mamere-official

🌌@mona-megistus-official

🪨@mrzhongli-official

☕️@navia-official

🖌️@salsa-official

⚙️@sandrone-official

🥊@shikanoin-heizou-official

💊@sigewinne-offigial

🔵@takuya-official

❄️@the-tsaritsa-official

🐂@ushi-official

🥼@uta-official

🐺@wriothesley-official

🥘@xiangling-official

🐰@yaoyao-official

[nocherrybombs]

Hard Times Ahead for the Capitano Fan Club

Childe: Ugh, I can't believe you dragged me back here for another one of these miserable funerals. Who kicked it this time? I hope it was Sandrone.

Sandrone: Bite me, you bitch.

Childe: Okay, so not Sandrone. Not Regrator either, apparently.

Pantalone: Your mere presence fills me with unadulterated loathing, Tartaglia.

Childe: Good to see you too. Arlecchino, looking sharp as always. Columbina is off in the corner singing in tongues, nothing new there. Everybody's here except for The Captain. Where is The Captain anyway?

Pierro: Tartaglia, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Childe, nervously: Guys, where is The Captain? And why is Dottore holding a kamera?

Dottore: I want to capture the exact moment your worldview crumbles on film so that I can treasure it for all eternity.

[dottore-official]

@snezhnayain-carrot-top hey buddy we got some news

[sandrone-official]

Well shit, Childe needs a new dad.

[dottore-official]

Are we handing him off to Arlecchino?

[sandrone-official]

No, I don’t want to be a mom to him. But more importantly Cherri is now fatherless again, for the third time

[dottore-official]

Off to the Tsaritsa maybe?

[the-tsaritsa-official]

I’m not taking in childe…

[webttore-official]

You’re such an awful scientist and manager. How could you have dared let a test subject escape? You are a poor excuse of a replacement, and you dare dress like him? I half believe Dottore created a moron like you to make me an idiot.

@thetruescholar

okay, how bout this: kill yourself.

[thetruescholar]

Do the honors first, or are you too much of a coward, moron.

[webttore-official]

No, I just want you to do it first since I don’t trust you to follow through after I’m six feet under.

[thetruescholar]

How much of a coward are you? I’ll be seven feet under you, I don’t want to catch whatever makes you so stupid.

[webttore-official]

Quite bold of you to assume death can help you escape me

[thetruescholar]

You poor, idiotic fool. There’s no afterlife for lab made freaks like us.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You both are headaches, @dottore-official take care of this immediately…

[dottore-official]

And if I don’t?

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Excuse me? Try again…

[dottore-official]

Yes, Your Majesty…

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Thank you, doctor…

[webttore-official]

You’re such an awful scientist and manager. How could you have dared let a test subject escape? You are a poor excuse of a replacement, and you dare dress like him? I half believe Dottore created a moron like you to make me an idiot.

@thetruescholar

okay, how bout this: kill yourself.

[thetruescholar]

Do the honors first, or are you too much of a coward, moron.

[webttore-official]

No, I just want you to do it first since I don’t trust you to follow through after I’m six feet under.

[thetruescholar]

How much of a coward are you? I’ll be seven feet under you, I don’t want to catch whatever makes you so stupid.

[webttore-official]

Quite bold of you to assume death can help you escape me

[thetruescholar]

You poor, idiotic fool. There’s no afterlife for lab made freaks like us.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You both are headaches, @dottore-official take care of this immediately…

[dottore-official]

And if I don’t?

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Excuse me? Try again…

[webttore-official]

You’re such an awful scientist and manager. How could you have dared let a test subject escape? You are a poor excuse of a replacement, and you dare dress like him? I half believe Dottore created a moron like you to make me an idiot.

@thetruescholar

okay, how bout this: kill yourself.

[thetruescholar]

Do the honors first, or are you too much of a coward, moron.

[webttore-official]

No, I just want you to do it first since I don’t trust you to follow through after I’m six feet under.

[thetruescholar]

How much of a coward are you? I’ll be seven feet under you, I don’t want to catch whatever makes you so stupid.

[webttore-official]

Quite bold of you to assume death can help you escape me

[thetruescholar]

You poor, idiotic fool. There’s no afterlife for lab made freaks like us.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You both are headaches, @dottore-official take care of this immediately…

[dottore-official]

Hello! I seem to have gotten lost ^-^ is this the way to the Tsaritsa’s throne room? :0

-✨Aether ( @talkwith-thewitness )

Of course, it’s to the right and- hey what the hell are you doing in here?!

[talkwith-thewitness]

Uh- nothing, nice seeing you! Ta-ta!

Sad lore you got, by the way! Doesn’t justify your actions, though, hehe!!

*sprints in the opposite direction*

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Huh? Oh alright then, he does know I’m not in there, correct doctor?

[dottore-official]

He doesn’t need to know that

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Alright, I’m going to see my child. Goodbye doctor.

[dottore-official]

Hello! I seem to have gotten lost ^-^ is this the way to the Tsaritsa’s throne room? :0

-✨Aether ( @talkwith-thewitness )

Of course, it’s to the right and- hey what the hell are you doing in here?!

[talkwith-thewitness]

Uh- nothing, nice seeing you! Ta-ta!

Sad lore you got, by the way! Doesn’t justify your actions, though, hehe!!

*sprints in the opposite direction*

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Huh? Oh alright then, he does know I’m not in there, correct doctor?

[webttore-official]

wait what you're dating someone???

…OH LOOK A COIN OVER THERE WHAT A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION

[sandrone-official]

I bet he thinks he’s dating tartaglia.

[webttore-official]

shut up you.

[sandrone-official]

Aww, are you offended by the truth?

[webttore-official]

I’ll take out your intestines and hang you with them I swear to Her Majesty.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You will not be doing that

[webttore-official]

You’re no fun

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Pardon?

[webttore-official]

You heard me

[the-tsaritsa-official]

@dottore-official

[webttore-official]

wait what you're dating someone???

…OH LOOK A COIN OVER THERE WHAT A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION

[sandrone-official]

I bet he thinks he’s dating tartaglia.

[webttore-official]

shut up you.

[sandrone-official]

Aww, are you offended by the truth?

[webttore-official]

I’ll take out your intestines and hang you with them I swear to Her Majesty.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You will not be doing that

[webttore-official]

You’re no fun

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Pardon?

[webttore-official]

wait what you're dating someone???

…OH LOOK A COIN OVER THERE WHAT A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION

[sandrone-official]

I bet he thinks he’s dating tartaglia.

[webttore-official]

shut up you.

[sandrone-official]

Aww, are you offended by the truth?

[webttore-official]

I’ll take out your intestines and hang you with them I swear to Her Majesty.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

You will not be doing that

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Can I commit murder on an anon?

- @arlecchino-official

Depends on who it is.

((Ooc: I’m so sorry I didn’t respond sooner! I was busy with school))

[arlecchino-official]

An anon. They were extremely.. disrespectful, so to say.

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Sure, why not?

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Can I commit murder on an anon?

- @arlecchino-official

Depends on who it is.

((Ooc: I’m so sorry I didn’t respond sooner! I was busy with school))

[cutaleena-art]

Thats how it happend !!

[unhinged-sucrose-official]

..... Dad?

[dottore-official]

*evaporates*

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“I knew Dottore would be a deadbeat dad.”

[dottore-official]

“you’ll be dead when i beat the shit out of you, you little gay ginger rat.”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Excuse you, I am bi not gay.”

[sandrone-official]

“ You may be bi but you’re your getting replaced with a goose”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Can we not bring up Cecil?”

[the-tsaritsa-official]

“ No”

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

Why does no one in Sumeru eat pork?

because they All-hait-ham

@alhaitham-official @autistic-alhaitham @scribe-not-sage

[scary-anon]

@kaveh-official

[kaveh-official]

…

I don’t like Alhaitham.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

you liar…

[kaveh-official]

well exCUSE me mister general mahamatra cyno sir.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

You’re gay and I know it. It takes one to know one

[kaveh-official]

O-OKAY. BUT YOU CANT JUST GI WROUND THEOWING THAT ASSUMPTION. I DINT EVEN KNOW IT MYSELF IM JUST ALWAYS TOK BISY TO THTINK ABOUT IT.

[zandik-official]

Mr. Light of Kshahrewar, your spelling is atrocious, and you are homosexual.

[kaveh-official]

DO BOT COMMENY IN MT SPELLING INAMNTYING T DEFEND M STANCE GERE

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE NONRIGHT TO PRESS CHARGES ON ME THAT I MAY SWIBG A FERAIN WAY FOR ADMITTEDLY I AM TOO BUSY TO PONDER UPON THE ANSWER MYSELF

[dendro-dragon-apep]

And here we see a human adult displaying what is deemed 'queer' behavioral traits. Note how the text rapidly goes into 'keysmash' territory and transitions to an 'all-caps' mode. These are key signs of a homo sapiens in distress or in a state of intense emotional responses attributed to overly positive emotions rather than negative.

It is best not to further distress the individual lest they alert The Horde. And woe betide any who dare to alert The Horde.

[dvalin-official-deactivated2025]

"Your observations on these mortals are quite entertaining, Apep. I see you are adapting well to integrating with these mortals. Please keep them coming. I enjoy hearing them. "

[kaveh-official]

WHAAAT THE FREAK WHY ARE DRAGONS TELLING ME IM GAY IM LITERALLY NOT.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

THE DRAGONS ARE RIGHT KAVEH. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

[hydro-furina-official]

He’s definitely gay

[the-tsaritsa-official]

I agree

[kaveh-official]

WHAAAAT THE FREAK

[the-tsaritsa-official]

Are you going to disagree with two archons?

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

Why does no one in Sumeru eat pork?

because they All-hait-ham

@alhaitham-official @autistic-alhaitham @scribe-not-sage

[scary-anon]

@kaveh-official

[kaveh-official]

…

I don’t like Alhaitham.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

you liar…

[kaveh-official]

well exCUSE me mister general mahamatra cyno sir.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

You’re gay and I know it. It takes one to know one

[kaveh-official]

O-OKAY. BUT YOU CANT JUST GI WROUND THEOWING THAT ASSUMPTION. I DINT EVEN KNOW IT MYSELF IM JUST ALWAYS TOK BISY TO THTINK ABOUT IT.

[zandik-official]

Mr. Light of Kshahrewar, your spelling is atrocious, and you are homosexual.

[kaveh-official]

DO BOT COMMENY IN MT SPELLING INAMNTYING T DEFEND M STANCE GERE

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE NONRIGHT TO PRESS CHARGES ON ME THAT I MAY SWIBG A FERAIN WAY FOR ADMITTEDLY I AM TOO BUSY TO PONDER UPON THE ANSWER MYSELF

[dendro-dragon-apep]

And here we see a human adult displaying what is deemed 'queer' behavioral traits. Note how the text rapidly goes into 'keysmash' territory and transitions to an 'all-caps' mode. These are key signs of a homo sapiens in distress or in a state of intense emotional responses attributed to overly positive emotions rather than negative.

It is best not to further distress the individual lest they alert The Horde. And woe betide any who dare to alert The Horde.

[dvalin-official-deactivated2025]

"Your observations on these mortals are quite entertaining, Apep. I see you are adapting well to integrating with these mortals. Please keep them coming. I enjoy hearing them. "

[kaveh-official]

WHAAAT THE FREAK WHY ARE DRAGONS TELLING ME IM GAY IM LITERALLY NOT.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

THE DRAGONS ARE RIGHT KAVEH. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

[hydro-furina-official]

He’s definitely gay

[the-tsaritsa-official]

I agree

[the-tsaritsa-official]

"Hello your greatness— WOAH!!!"

*Yelped a little boy who fell off a portal beside the archon's throne, however... their voices sounds like a girl's compared to how "masculine" he looked. Plus how was he able to create a portal? What's with the butterflies and golden stars floating around him? Why do his clothes look... odd? (He's wearing a blue hoodie.)*

"My name's Director, and i have an offer for you and your harbingers!!!" *they said excitedly, showing a well-written contract.* "I need you and your kids- i mean- harbingers for a project!"

[OOC : I LOVE THE TSARITSA AND THE HARBINGERS SM, THEY'RE MY BABIES. OH AND I DO OC STUFF BTW :3 CAN I BE STAR (🌟), BUTTERFLY (🦋), OR BOOK (📚) ANON IF ANY 3 THE EMOJI IS AVAILABLE? - Me]

“Hm, what kind of project?” (The Tsaritsa looks at the boy curiously and then at the contract)

[ooc: of course you can be a anon! You shall be dubbed my first official anon!-cherri/mod]

[akiyasu-appreciation-blog-deact]

[HOORAY!!!!!!!!! I AM HONOURED!!!!]

"Well, i have special folks of mine that need development!" *He smiles, before showing off people from the other side, various humans and non-humans.* "Anddddd i wanna show you guys off together in a special project of mine! It's a big super-duper spectacular secret surpise!!!" *he giggles again, jumping up and down in excitement.* "Pleaseeeee say yes your grace, i promise my suprise won't be boring!!! Please? Please? Pleaseeeee?!"

[OOC : Hint for this: i have genshin ocs!!! Some are assisstants for the harbingers, others are their little siblings, and other harbinger-related folks, like a biological kid!]

[the-tsaritsa-official]

“Well then, I think it would be a wonderful idea, how about you go talk to Pantalone about this?” (The Tsaritsa gestures to Pantalone’s office)

[the-tsaritsa-official]

"Hello your greatness— WOAH!!!"

*Yelped a little boy who fell off a portal beside the archon's throne, however... their voices sounds like a girl's compared to how "masculine" he looked. Plus how was he able to create a portal? What's with the butterflies and golden stars floating around him? Why do his clothes look... odd? (He's wearing a blue hoodie.)*

"My name's Director, and i have an offer for you and your harbingers!!!" *they said excitedly, showing a well-written contract.* "I need you and your kids- i mean- harbingers for a project!"

[OOC : I LOVE THE TSARITSA AND THE HARBINGERS SM, THEY'RE MY BABIES. OH AND I DO OC STUFF BTW :3 CAN I BE STAR (🌟), BUTTERFLY (🦋), OR BOOK (📚) ANON IF ANY 3 THE EMOJI IS AVAILABLE? - Me]

“Hm, what kind of project?” (The Tsaritsa looks at the boy curiously and then at the contract)

[ooc: of course you can be a anon! You shall be dubbed my first official anon!-cherri/mod]