The Universal War

[goblin-grog]

And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

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[valntinemorgenstern]

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

[hungrylikethewolfie]

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)

[bunny-banana]

OH MY GOD THE TAG 

[steeluterus]

So my DM want to start a new Dungeons and Dragons  campaign. He wants to make a more positive, uplifting alternate universe of our original campaign. We are so excited!!! But on the inside I’m like…

[emifail-deactivated20150203]

this is literally how we play dnd

[deckitout]

this isn’t even a joke

[nerdforged-deactivated20210107]

if you play DnD and haven’t seen this video then you are missing out…if you have then here it is again for your viewing pleasure if you don’t play dnd and want to, then here is just a taste of what you are in for!

[kkamarin]

it begins

Keep reading

[kingkana]

whispers……guys……hey…..

[outofcontextdnd]

Player: Wait, what happens if you die in Hell?

DM: Double Hell.

[lackadii]

Klemens, the Rogue Look at this sad decrepit man BUT WITH ALL THAT CASH MONEY. 

badbadnotgucci

[lackadii]

I’m just gonna keep doing these pics since we aren’t having dnd for the rest of the summer.

[lackadii]

Doing that Art Challenge since I’ve haven’t drawn in awhile on my tablet. 

[kingkana]

look at my baby anais in the middle there! 😍

[garbageboi-archive-blog]

New drawing challenge

Draw the squad like this 

[outofcontextdnd]

Rouge: We can assume they’re bad because people who murder people are bad Sorcerer:But WE murder people!

[shitpostgenerator]

I can’t believe there’s gonna be four of us assholes.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

horses do not actually eat grass because they’re hungry they eat grass to clear the ground to prepare for the day they collectively tunnel through the earth back into hell where they belong

[journeytothecenterofmybutt]

queerlupins

[the-universal-war]

"Why are there horses in hell? Do they have souls?" -random guy having an existential crisis in Ka

[the-universal-war]

Comments after Friday's DnD game

Player 1 (Priestess): I can't believe you killed an entire ship of soldiers.

Player 2 (Rogue): Actually most of them were civilians.

[outofcontextdnd]

"You killed an entire shipload of soldiers?!" "Well, to be technical, it was an entire shipload of civilians, not soldiers."

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[kkamarin]

[run.] - [you people are mistaken if you think that  i’m awake and celebrating anything that i’ve become]  a d&d mix for the fools of lyonus and the vigilantes of new tides rise | john dreamer the nights | avicii “one day you’ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember” - attalia robinsong the bard’s song | blind guardian “tomorrow will take us away far from home, no one will ever know our names but the bard’s songs will remain” - elanor gamgee death with dignity | sufjan stevens “well i suppose a friend is a friend, and we all know how this will end//what is that song you sing for the dead?” - klein klemens i melt with you | modern english “trapped in a state of imaginary grace, i made a pilgrimage to save this human’s race” - zelda amastacia dog days are over | florence + the machine “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” - alvera runehartz this is how i disappear | my chemical romance “that without you is how i disappear and live my life alone forever now” - reid lancaster run | awolnation “i am a human being capable of doing terrible things”

[kingkana]

steeluterus badbadnotgucci mspenisballs ireallycantseethestars goosecaptain

[the-universal-war]

The Vigilant Order welcomes you to this Shrine of Future Knowledge. May your light guide you on your quest to Enlightenment; and may you keep all the things you find Holy dear to your mortal Heart. - Guardian Zimojic, The Magister of Future Light This is a campaign dedicated to the lives of the Forgotten.