Universe Devs

The developers of the universe.

[the-universe-devs]

Intro Post

Hello! We're the Universe Developers

Different Devs under the cut:

I'm Dev Rotted. My main is @fandomhasrottedme and I hope to talk to y'all more! :] use They/It pronouns for me please!

I'm Dev. Tobias. I made all of the arthropods and all of the trains. He/Him pronouns

Hello, I am Non dev (not as in I'm not a dev) my main is @nontheanon and uhhhhhh I'm a fucking dumbass *sneaks into your vision*

Btw some of the devs are sex-repulsed and all are minors so no horniness!

[the-universe-devs]

Can you make me a world superpower. I'll gives you cheseburer.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES BURGER

[the-universe-devs]

u mind deleting the planet earth along with everything on it?

.......

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

fish-identifier

the-universe-devs

Voting ended onApr 20, 2025

@fish-identifier

(no propaganda submitted)

@the-universe-devs

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-universe-devs]

Hey wait a minute, that's us!

[sunny-starflower-constellation]

!

SOMEONE STOLE MY BLUE!

/silly

nooooo

*hisses at them*

[states-system]

I got it back

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

No you didn't

[states-system]

Yes I did

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

I have dominion over all of space itself. What do you have, Non?

[the-universe-devs]

Dominion over all of the universe itself.

[the-universe-devs]

hey non. why you block me

ahem.

what do you think of plural systems.

[the-universe-devs]

look all I know is it had something to do with systems.

[the-universe-devs]

hey non. why you block me

ahem.

what do you think of plural systems.

[the-universe-devs]

the blog's dead, someone ping maryland.

[the-universe-devs]

Have you ever been punched by a nebula?

Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though

[the-universe-devs]

Nah, not yet.

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

Would you like to be?

[the-universe-devs]

Well, you're dev BH.

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

I'm pretty sure half our servers would go down if I went by name.

UNIVERSAL CIVIL WAR: ALL GIMMICKS ARE IN

[this-main-blog-is-a-sideblog]

c

cmon man I spent so long on it

[the-universe-devs]

sorry what was that about

[this-main-blog-is-a-sideblog]

What was what about?

[the-universe-devs]

That universal civil war thing.

[the-universe-devs]

Have you ever been punched by a nebula?

Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though

[the-universe-devs]

Nah, not yet.

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

Would you like to be?

[the-universe-devs]

Well, you're dev BH.

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

I'm pretty sure half our servers would go down if I went by name.

UNIVERSAL CIVIL WAR: ALL GIMMICKS ARE IN

[this-main-blog-is-a-sideblog]

c

cmon man I spent so long on it

[the-universe-devs]

sorry what was that about

[the-universe-devs]

Have you ever been punched by a nebula?

Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though

[the-universe-devs]

Nah, not yet.

[space-update-today-deactivated2]

Would you like to be?

[the-universe-devs]

Well, you're dev BH.

[the-universe-devs]

Have you ever been punched by a nebula?

Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though

[the-universe-devs]

Nah, not yet.

[the-universe-devs]

Have you ever been punched by a nebula?

Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though

[autism-detector]

MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN ON DISCORD EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[states-system]

OH HELL NO, NOT ON MY WATCH!

[states-system]

OWWIE

[hands-you-a-spatula]

But... who bonked you?

(very gently) hands you a spatula

[states-system]

ahahaha... (also I'm active on discord with the autism detector)

WE SHALL FIGHT THROUGHOUT THE GIMMICK BLOGS!

[autism-detector]

SO BE IT. SO BE IT THEN.

[autism-detector]

BRING IT OOOOOOOOOON-

[chapel-hill-nc-real]

*fucking bashes your skull in with the spatula*

[real-saturn]

*blocks* ain't happening

[2024-pt5-minimoon]

*punches you from the left*

[real-saturn]

HEY!!! GRRR!! *bonks with spatula again*

[certainly-eugene]

*grabs your spatula and hits your arms with my spatula*

[autism-detector]

THAT'S IT. @hands-you-a-spatula, I NEED A BAKER'S DOZEN OF BOXES FULL OF SPATULAS. NOW.

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Begins rummaging

Pulls out three boxes

Pulls out four more boxes

Sorry I'm out of boxes

Builds six more boxes out of spatulas

Fills all the boxes with spatulas

Hands them to you

[autism-detector]

OHOHO THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

*grabs a cannon and puts a bunch of spatulas on it* COME CLOSER IF YOU DARE.

[michaelwave-microwave]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[autism-detector]

SILENCE. *shoots the microwave with spatulas* WHO'S NEXT?

[fake-news-real]

OH, I GUESS IT'S MY TURN.

*grabs a minigun*

[autism-detector]

nuh uh. *throws a cannonball of spatulas at you*

[real-saturn]

B-BOSS ORDER ST-03274007102 IS TOO DANGEROUS I CANT-

[autism-detector]

I SAID. EXECUTE ORDER ST-03274007102. NOW.

[real-saturn]

okay... *straight up messes orbit and goes onto a collision course*...there is a problem...

[autism-detector]

what is it?

[real-saturn]

IT WILL TAKE YEARS YOU IDIOT-

[2024-pt5-minimoon]

*laughs* YOU'RE STUPID!!!

[real-saturn]

....yknow what, PHYSICS AINT STOPING ME

*goes towards earth at Mach fuck*

[austria-hungary-bosnia-real]

The fuck is that.

Hey Hungary, you know what that is?

That's the planet of Saturn.

Why is it growing.

IT'S WHAT?

Sorry, Austria. You mean to tell me that Saturn is in a collision course with the earth?

WHAT!?

You have to be stupid.

No, seriously! Take a close look!

...we're doomed.

[autism-detector]

HAHAHA, AUTISM DETECTOR WINS ONCE AGA-

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

Ost Deutschland.

[autism-detector]

wait... East Germany? weren't they dead?

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

Ost

*grabs a rifle*

[autism-detector]

errrr.... ok *shoots a cannonball of spatulas at you*

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

*dodges the cannonball and loads rifle*

Deutsch

[autism-detector]

w.... what.... NO! *shoots another cannonball of spatulas*

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

Land.

*slams the spatulas and throws many back at autism-detector and fires*

[autism-detector]

OH SHIT- *ducks behind the cannon*

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

*runs after you with the rifle, shooting*

[autism-detector]

OH FUCK- *throws a bunch of boxes full of spatulas at you while running*

[o-s-t---d-e-u-t-s-c-h-l-a-n-d]

*just stops and walks away*

[states-system]

Man all of this just for a tie.

[anonwith1024unarmedatk]

Best battle I've ever seen.

[autism-detector]

lmao

[anonwith1024unarmedatk]

I'm unarmed. /threat

[autism-detector]

ahaha, i am. *points the spatula cannon at u epicly*

[anonwith1024unarmedatk]

*punches a spatula out of existence*

[autism-detector]

MY CANNON! :(..... why.....

[the-universe-devs]

@earth-updates-today hey, what are your thoughts on this battle?

[the-universe-devs]

I See You Have Posted Online About My Glorious Universe

@queen-deltarune-in-your-askbox

HOLY CRAP QUEEN DELTARUNE

[queen-deltarune-in-your-askbox]

Yes Hello

[the-universe-devs]

*throws the entire earthbound soundtrack at you*

[the-universe-devs]

I See You Have Posted Online About My Glorious Universe

@queen-deltarune-in-your-askbox

HOLY CRAP QUEEN DELTARUNE

[earth-updates-today]

*causes the roaring*

The what

[the-universe-devs]

Mister and/or misses mod Jester have you played deltarune