Intro Post
Hello! We're the Universe Developers
Different Devs under the cut:
Peter Solarz
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
d e v o n
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
Stranger Things

#extradirty
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Origami Around

@theartofmadeline

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Cosimo Galluzzi
AnasAbdin
Xuebing Du
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from South Korea
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from Argentina

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
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@the-universe-devs
Intro Post
Hello! We're the Universe Developers
Different Devs under the cut:
Can you make me a world superpower. I'll gives you cheseburer.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES BURGER
u mind deleting the planet earth along with everything on it?
.......
Round 0
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
fish-identifier
the-universe-devs
Hey wait a minute, that's us!
!
SOMEONE STOLE MY BLUE!
/silly
nooooo
*hisses at them*
I got it back
No you didn't
Yes I did
I have dominion over all of space itself. What do you have, Non?
Dominion over all of the universe itself.
hey non. why you block me
ahem.
what do you think of plural systems.
look all I know is it had something to do with systems.
hey non. why you block me
ahem.
what do you think of plural systems.
the blog's dead, someone ping maryland.
Have you ever been punched by a nebula?
Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though
Nah, not yet.
Would you like to be?
Well, you're dev BH.
I'm pretty sure half our servers would go down if I went by name.
UNIVERSAL CIVIL WAR: ALL GIMMICKS ARE IN
c
cmon man I spent so long on it
sorry what was that about
What was what about?
That universal civil war thing.
Have you ever been punched by a nebula?
Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though
Nah, not yet.
Would you like to be?
Well, you're dev BH.
I'm pretty sure half our servers would go down if I went by name.
UNIVERSAL CIVIL WAR: ALL GIMMICKS ARE IN
c
cmon man I spent so long on it
sorry what was that about
Have you ever been punched by a nebula?
Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though
Nah, not yet.
Would you like to be?
Well, you're dev BH.
Have you ever been punched by a nebula?
Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though
Nah, not yet.
Have you ever been punched by a nebula?
Once or twice. Don't know if Non has, though
MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN ON DISCORD EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Hands you a spatula
OH HELL NO, NOT ON MY WATCH!
OWWIE
But... who bonked you?
(very gently) hands you a spatula
ahahaha... (also I'm active on discord with the autism detector)
WE SHALL FIGHT THROUGHOUT THE GIMMICK BLOGS!
SO BE IT. SO BE IT THEN.
BRING IT OOOOOOOOOON-
*fucking bashes your skull in with the spatula*
*blocks* ain't happening
*punches you from the left*
HEY!!! GRRR!! *bonks with spatula again*
*grabs your spatula and hits your arms with my spatula*
THAT'S IT. @hands-you-a-spatula, I NEED A BAKER'S DOZEN OF BOXES FULL OF SPATULAS. NOW.
Begins rummaging
Pulls out three boxes
Pulls out four more boxes
Sorry I'm out of boxes
Builds six more boxes out of spatulas
Fills all the boxes with spatulas
Hands them to you
OHOHO THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
*grabs a cannon and puts a bunch of spatulas on it* COME CLOSER IF YOU DARE.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SILENCE. *shoots the microwave with spatulas* WHO'S NEXT?
OH, I GUESS IT'S MY TURN.
*grabs a minigun*
nuh uh. *throws a cannonball of spatulas at you*
B-BOSS ORDER ST-03274007102 IS TOO DANGEROUS I CANT-
I SAID. EXECUTE ORDER ST-03274007102. NOW.
okay... *straight up messes orbit and goes onto a collision course*...there is a problem...
what is it?
IT WILL TAKE YEARS YOU IDIOT-
*laughs* YOU'RE STUPID!!!
....yknow what, PHYSICS AINT STOPING ME
*goes towards earth at Mach fuck*
The fuck is that.
Hey Hungary, you know what that is?
That's the planet of Saturn.
Why is it growing.
IT'S WHAT?
Sorry, Austria. You mean to tell me that Saturn is in a collision course with the earth?
WHAT!?
You have to be stupid.
No, seriously! Take a close look!
...we're doomed.
HAHAHA, AUTISM DETECTOR WINS ONCE AGA-
Ost Deutschland.
wait... East Germany? weren't they dead?
Ost
*grabs a rifle*
errrr.... ok *shoots a cannonball of spatulas at you*
*dodges the cannonball and loads rifle*
Deutsch
w.... what.... NO! *shoots another cannonball of spatulas*
Land.
*slams the spatulas and throws many back at autism-detector and fires*
OH SHIT- *ducks behind the cannon*
*runs after you with the rifle, shooting*
OH FUCK- *throws a bunch of boxes full of spatulas at you while running*
*just stops and walks away*
Man all of this just for a tie.
Best battle I've ever seen.
lmao
I'm unarmed. /threat
ahaha, i am. *points the spatula cannon at u epicly*
*punches a spatula out of existence*
MY CANNON! :(..... why.....
@earth-updates-today hey, what are your thoughts on this battle?
I See You Have Posted Online About My Glorious Universe
@queen-deltarune-in-your-askbox
HOLY CRAP QUEEN DELTARUNE
Yes Hello
*throws the entire earthbound soundtrack at you*
I See You Have Posted Online About My Glorious Universe
@queen-deltarune-in-your-askbox
HOLY CRAP QUEEN DELTARUNE
*causes the roaring*
The what
Mister and/or misses mod Jester have you played deltarune