The one they call Papa Bear

Damned if you, damned if you don't.

[pussydemolisher900]

This shit slaps

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(context: my wizard and fighter are arguing whether to go explore the dungeon or stay in the town and talk to more people)

wizard: i slap him with my fish

me: excuse me

wizard: did i fucking stutter

me: fine, you [wizard] roll a d20 and you [fighter] roll dexterity saving to see if you can dodge

wizard: nat 20 get fUCKED

fighter: are you fucking kidding me. *turns to me* are you actually letting this happen

me: listen, he said he wanted to slap you with a fish, so i guess roll a d3 for fish

wizard: i got a 3 motherFUCKER

fighter: WE’RE ONLY LEVEL 1 YOU TOOK A THIRD OF MY HEALTH ALREADY

[gerriceo]

i love carrie fisher

[gerriceo]

i miss carrie fisher

[glumshoe]

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

[the-visual-aesthetic-blog]

Always Samus for some reason.

[nikicortiz]

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[vincentvalmontvandel]

They’re almost as bad as cats

[rarabro]

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

[sharkboyalan-deactivated2019120]

Just like kisses on the bootyhole

[romy7]

[the-visual-aesthetic-blog]

Tonight was nice.

[the-visual-aesthetic-blog]

It's been a while.

[lowkeloki]

[ambris]

As someone who has dealt with depression for years, I can confirm this is incredibly good advice.

[zelda-fitz-gives-no-shits]

just so you know, daniel harmon is an autistic writer, producer, and voice actor. it’s incredibly important that we don’t erase autistic creators; all of this is also important, but erasure is a huge problem and it’s so so vital for autistic kids to see (mentally ill and multifaceted) autistic adult creators and know that’s what they can grow up to be.

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[wilwheaton]

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[micdotcom]

George W. Bush speaks out against Trump’s war with the media, travel ban and Islamophobia

[freifraufischer]

[loreleywrites]

AMONKHET WILL HAVE FULL-ART BASIC LANDS (Source)

[gooeychewy]

That Tumblr Mobile™ feel when you open the app after having it closed for a while and you catch a glimpse of a really good post, and you sigh internally because you just know it’s about to be whisked away into the abyss never to be found again as your dashboard automatically refreshes