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He/him terfs go kys I don't post much, but if I do its prolly art and snakes

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got so bored yesterday while being sick that I made a rabbit from an eraser

the whole thing is made from eraser shavings squished together into a putty and it took about 4 hours. actually making the rabbit head took like 10 minutes.

[todayontumblr]

the best pastry? go

profiteroles

pain au chocolat

macaroons

croissant

eclair

chouquettes

maple and pecan plait

apple turnover

pastel del nata

other

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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niche choice but imo it's these bitches for which I can't find a translation but nussecke basically means nut corner

basically a layer of simple pastry and a layer of caramelized nuts put over each other, sometimes with marmalade in between and then dipped in chocolate.

[thedancingemu]

Faerie Forest: Nocturnal 

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that's some sick creature design holy shit

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sketch of my new dnd character. he is a lawful good kobold barbarian.

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I love disappearing for moths at a time.

Anyway. I fucking taxidermied needle felted our cat Felix's face and hung him up like a hunting trophy for my mom's birthday a while back, so that turned out fun.

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We need to name more creatures after deadly sins. Sloths are great but I wanna see whatever the hell a wrath is

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i made my hognose tiny glasses and it's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life

Edit: Btw if any of yall wanted to know, her name is Rosie and she is, as the tags say, a western hognose.

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Ok just barging in here. Be careful with that kinda stuff. Especially with their face. Snakes hate their face being touched and are easily stressed. It took me months to carefully train her to stop being head-shy.

Make sure that you understand your hognose and avoid stress by socializing them to you carefully and only doing goofy shit like this once you have established trust, otherwise the stress can be really bad for them.

If you don't know what a stressed hognoses looks like, they're very vocal and will hiss a lot, and they'll also flatten their face to look "scary".

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Having a Splatoon phase rn

Tried my best to bring in the Splatoon rendering style here, thought the body shape still has elements of my own artstyle.

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got frustrated trying to get dream no more because im bad at video games, so i downloaded the google translate mod and

How dare it. He's still alive I swear, he just went for a swim

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Just found the mask maker in deepnest and had some thoughts on it.

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Ik I barely post art here lately, busy with my comic rn. But here is a recent commission i am pretty damn proud of given that I've never drawn an anthro-like character before.

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Splatoon should let us have pronouns in splat Tag. I want to gender the people I swear at correctly.

[sirbasil]

The funny

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

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I've explained this to my therapist at some point,and she stared at me as if she just found out i was insane ( I mean, i am insane, but she knew that at this point)

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Seraph warrior

[zoesupreme]

Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna take 4 russet potatoes. You're gonna peel them and dice them. You're gonna set them in a bowl of cold water so they don't oxidize. Then you're gonna cook a half pound of bacon until crispy and set it aside. You're gonna melt 4 tablespoons of butter in a dutch oven. No more, no less. Add some diced onion and garlic to that. Saute it for a couple minutes. Then you're gonna add 4 tablespoons of flour and make a roux. You're gonna add 3 cups of milk to the roux. Slowly. Don't get in a hurry. Then add 3 cups of chicken stock. Add plenty of salt and pepper. Bring it to a boil. Add your potatoes in. Let that simmer for 20 minutes. Then you're gonna add some sour cream, the chopped up bacon from earlier, and some grated cheddar. You're gonna stir that together for 5 minutes. And then garnish it with a little green onion and shredded cheddar. You got it?

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omg, what if Sean becomes immune to hypnosis like Guillermo !? And they have to explain everything to him without him freaking out because now they can't undo it.