Wizerd: go! Deliver the magic crystal!
Dragon:NO F*** YOU!
Wizard: what why??
Dragon: cus we both know your just sending me out on a fake quest just so you can watch the golden girls without me again!
( they say while pointing the crystal at the wizerd accusingly)
Wizerd:....noooo...
Dragon:yeeeeees I can see it in your stupid magic eye!
Wizard:...my ,What??
Dragon: your magic truth eye.?
Wizerd: that's to help me see truth not act like a lie detector for everyone else.
Dragon: ok then why is it your wizerd eye glows green every time you lie about something??
Wizerd: ......it DOESN'T?!
dragon: but it DOES ?!?!
Wizerd: ok what ever please go to the nearby kingdom TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!
Dragon: no I want to watch the golden girls and your eye is glowing again so while your lying your little wizerd robe off I'm going to go make some popcorn
( the dragon left with a huff as they sashayed out of the room)










