CardboardMoon

Aspiring illustrator | She/Her Currently in Transformers/TMNT hell

[cardboardmoon]

This kid would fail the Stanford marshmallow experiment

[sabertoothwalrus]

I wonder why powdered tomato isn’t a mainstream seasoning. It’d add such a nice little boost of umami without making your food too sugary or vinegary or spicy like other tomato-based food additives would. I just want to tomatey my eggs and toast yknow. tomatey my sammich. tomatey my salad perhaps

[cardboardmoon]

We have dried tomato though?

[jentrychau1234]

[cardboardmoon]

Looked through some of my older files and found this cutaway I was making of Flora’s lair that I never finished because I couldn’t figure out the two rooms in the hallway

If anyone has any good references of the hallway rooms please hmu I beg of you

Anyway if anyone needs someone to break into this specific lair only and steal magical robes of ungodly power you know who to call

[monstertidbits]

ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

[dreamsy990]

i got these two idiots back on my brain

[dreamsy990]

max steel asks hard-hitting questions like "what if you were symbiotic with a parasite" and "what if that parasite used your mothers credit card to buy every batman movie on bluray"

[dreamsy990]

youre right how could i forget that

[cardboardmoon]

What if said parasite maxed out your moms credit card buying so much merch that you can’t leave your apartment and your mom shanked you for it

[cardboardmoon]

Highkey if max just got straight up vaporised himself in episode one and is just a nervous system made of energy in a human shaped can (steel). And like. Steel has to run bodily functions like breathing and eating and digestion and crap to make sure he doesn’t go insane. But nothing about him is real anymore sans his energy soul thingy which sucks ass and will explode again and kill everyone in a five block radius if steel doesn’t drain it of excess energy every 8 hours. Don’t think about the physics of this too hard idk

This is purely so whoever Ferris starts spouting his shit Max can reply with “I hear and understand you. However, remember that one time you literally fucking murdered me?”

Let’s see you come back from that one ferris, you little coward. You don’t have the balls

[procrastination-station22]

Eliatrope ruin Wip that I will not be finishing bc I hate backgrounds <3

But like what if there were big ass statues of all the council members sprinkled in old eliatrope ruins?? and what if almost all of them were underground?? And what if Yugo, in his search for Adamai, finds all these ruins, fully explores them learning all about eliatrope history, and has scribble add them to the world map so they can go back anytime??? And what if-

Like how are you gonna write a fantasy world and not commit to the bit? I’m here to memorize shit about this world and its history TEACH ME THE HISTORY

Side note how tf did this only take me an hour?? It felt like five years

[wolfythewitch]

Honorary eridian

[cardboardmoon]

Been seeing a few transformers and Hail Mary crossovers and the funniest outcome would be if they space bridged both rocky and grace home

Yeah sure the eridans are gonna get freaked out by the blip a suddenly reappearing in orbit, and they’re gonna have to deal with some taomoeba leaks in the labs eventually and it’ll be a huge thing but THAT ship was supposed to return.

The Hail Mary was a suicide mission. And then suddenly a big ass portal opens over earth and the radio crackles, “hey guys, this is Ryland Grace aboard the Hail Mary, you won’t believe what just happened.” The fuck do you mean the Hail Mary is in orbit. THIRTEEN YEARS EARLY. ALIVE??? And apparently made first contact twice?? One of aliens is a rock crab and the other is a damn space mecha with the technology to make wormholes???? And Grace really needs his coffee

Meanwhile, Stratt from prison:

[wolfinshipclothing]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Amphibia (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Anne Boonchuy/Sasha Waybright/Marcy Wu, Anne Boonchuy & Sprig Plantar Characters: Anne Boonchuy, Sprig Plantar, The Guardian | Three Stones Deity (Amphibia) Additional Tags: Angel of Death Anne, God Anne Boonchuy, Deity Anne, Anne Boonchuy Has Calamity Powers, Anne Boonchuy Needs a Hug, Character Death, Gore, Blood and Violence, Amputation, Personification of Death, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, basically this is AU 1 meets AU 2, Time Shenanigans, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Humor, Post-Amphibia (Cartoon), Grief/Mourning, sashannarcy, Trans Anne Boonchuy, those two are just implied but they’re canon to both AUs Series: Part 12 of Angel of Death Anne, Part 3 of God is an Herpetologist Summary:

“Uh. Funny. I thought you’d be taller,” said Anne. “And I, uh, I thought you’d be younger,” said the other Anne. — Anne as the Grim Reaper, Death-in-the-flesh, recieves an invitation to meet with the new Three-Stones Deity…

…which turns out to be an older, more bitter version of herself.

A meeting of two Annes.

When God confronts Death, who would win? Assuming, of course, a fight is needed to begin with… — This is a crossover of my “Angel of Death!Anne AU” with my “God is an Herpetologist AU”

You can read this as a stand alone… but it would be better if you read at the least the previous fics on both AUs.

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You thought i was done writting Amphibia? 

YOU WERE WRONG!

Another commision based on the idea of  @/gumballfanatic1 about God!Anne and AoD Anne meeting. Can’t say it was easy, but i sure enjoyed it a whole lot!

[moringmark]

[glistening-gnoodle]

I think it'd be funny if there was a PT meeting and Moonie couldn't come so Jentry just brings in Gugu and an EMF reader

[jentrychau1234]

[cardboardmoon]

Literally nobody:

Peng:

[cardboardmoon]

“Kit and jentry had more chemistry”

“Micheal has no personality”

“The love triangle was forced”

YOU FOOLS. You have all fallen into my trap!! With everyone preoccupied with the shipping discourse there is no one left to stop me from punching Flora Chau in the face. Victory is assured!!!

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If you are here, you need to not be.

The mandatory evacuation zone stretches from Ball Road to the north, Trask Avenue to the south, Valley View Street to the west and Dale Avenue to the east. That includes parts of Garden Grove, Cypress, Stanton, Anaheim, Buena Park and Westminster.

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Potential blast zone:

[should-be-sleeping]

No news is, unfortunately, also bad news. It means we've come up with no new viable solutions. So we're still left with worst outcomes only (the tank spilling 7000 gallons of methyl methacrylate or exploding).

[should-be-sleeping]

Firefighters were able to examine the tank and discovered a possible crack, which may be helping relieve pressure.

[should-be-sleeping]

[cardboardmoon]

Also gonna point out that this is a military/industrial site located IN THE MIDDLE of neighbourhoods who are majority POC and lower income. In the midst of our government gutting safety requirements. This is not a coincidence