Is it true that your so ugly that children die just by looking at you?
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And I'll have you know that:
I am quite handsome. Everyone tells me so. My hair is well-groomed, my suits are designer--I could go on all day. And, I've had three children; just put the pieces together, eh?
Children love me! I've been the top innovator in children's entertainment for years! You'd have to live under a rock not to know about me and my work in this tri-state area. My whole life is making children happy. Bless the Lord, I've never even seen a child die. Well, not since...
So, in conclusion: you can go back to whatever hole you came up with that ridiculous question in. I don't even know why I entertained it...
I just love how far technology has come. Archives upon archives of preserved media right at our fingertips... it's so beautiful! Right now, I'm having a ball watching cartoons from my childhood on this "Internet Archive" website.... Oh, the nostalgia! Isn't that the most beautiful feeling?
Now to check out that "Archive of Our Own" website everyone here's so obsessed with. Will report my findings!
Co-Founder of Fazbear Entertainment
Founder and CEO of Afton Robotics, LLC
You can call me Mr. Afton, but if I really like you, "Will" or "Bill" work just fine!
I have no idea what this "website"--as you people call it--is or how it works. But after perusing the "home" page for a little while, I'm quite sure I've got enough down to start "blogging" myself!
As of writing this, I am forty years old. Four-oh. Born in England back in 1945. Call me old all you please; with my job, I'm as youthful at heart as a man my age can be. The year is 1985.
I'm quite the family man myself. I have three children: Elizabeth, David, and Michael. Elizabeth and David are in heaven; they were nine and six. Michael is seventeen. So, it's just me and him against the world nowadays.
Michael isn't old enough for his own account yet, but I've permitted him to answer whatever questions come his way through me. I'll highlight anything he says in red.
I've been a devout Mormon for around two years now. Here's my favorite Book of Mormon quote:
"I would that ye should be perfect even as I, or your Father who is in heaven is perfect" (3 Nephi 12).
This isn't a business account or anything; I'm just here to document my daily life with my family. I'll occasionally share my religious experiences on here, too. I think that'll be quite nice!
Do refrain from using any foul language in my inbox. I work with kids, you know.
And lastly, here are what I consider some great pictures of me! My dear friend Henry (you can find him at @the-official-henry-emily) snuck these, if I'm remembering correctly. The cheeky bastard can't be stopped!
Stay safe and have a faz-errific day!
Oh, also, I love rabbits.
OOC AHEAD.
Mod intro!
Hi! I'm zomz. My words will be in purple!
You can find me at my main blog, @zomzbullshit. I post a lot of art there (yes, especially of William), as well as mostly FNaF-related rants.
All graphics shown here were made by me! I hope you like them! You're free to use any of them; just credit my main, please.
Every character depicted here is from FNaF, and thus owned by Scott Cawthon. However, this specific rendition of these characters is from me and my friends' AU, the Salvation AU. TLDR; William is Mormon + a bunch of other changes to canon.
Please keep in mind that this is not a WillCare blog. I do not believe in that theory whatsoever. Almost all care William may show for his children in his posts is feigned--usually for his ego.
There are two ships canon to this AU: Willry and Jeremike. They won't be mentioned constantly, but they do exist in our lore.
