never tell me the odds

[henrvcavill]

DAVID CASTAÑEDA ph. by Randy Tran for Status Magazine (2019)

[rogertaylorswift]

I sorted all 136 episodes of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia into one giant alignment chart!

Part 1:

- [x] Lawful Good

1. The Gang Runs for Office

2. The Gang Gets Invincible

3. The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

4. Mac and Dennis Break Up

5. The Gang Reignites The Rivalry

6. Mac and Charlie: White Trash

7. Dee Reynolds: Shaping America’s Youth

8. Dee Gives Birth

9. The Gang Recycles Their Trash

10. The Gang Gets Analyzed

11. Mac Day

- [x] Neutral Good

1. The Gang Gives Back

2. Sweet Dee has a Heart Attack

3. The Gang Hits the Road

4. The Gang Buys a Boat

5. Mac’s Big Break

6. The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

7. Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties

8. Thunder Gun Express

9. The Gang Dines Out

10. The Gang Squashes Their Beef

11. The Gang Misses The Boat

12. The Gang Goes to Hell Parts 1 and 2

13. The Gang Goes To a Water Park

- [x] Chaotic Good

1. The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

2. Mac and Charlie Die Parts 1 and 2

3. Who Pooped The Bed?

4. The Nightman Cometh

5. The Gang Wrestles For The Troops

6. Paddy’s Pub: Home Of The Original Kitten Mittens

7. Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

8. A Very Sunny Christmas

9. The Gang Goes to Jersey Shore

10. The Gang Tries Desperately To Win an Award

11. The Gang Beats Boggs

12. Charlie Work

13. The Gang Goes on Family Fight

14. Hero or Hate Crime?

15. The Gang Tends Bar

- [x] Lawful Neutral

1. Underage Drinking: A National Concern

2. Gun Fever

3. Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad

4. Bums: Making a Mess All Over The City

5. Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire

6. America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model

7. The Gang Exploits The Mortgage Crisis

8. Mac’s Mom Burns Her House Down

9. The Storm of the Century

10. The Anti-Social Network

11. Reynolds VS Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

12. The Gang Gets Quarantined

13. McPoyle VS Ponderosa: The Trial Of The Century

14. Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy

- [x] True Neutral

1. Charlie Has Cancer

2. Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Asses

3. The Gang Sells Out

4. The Great Recession

5. The World Series Defense

6. Dennis Gets Divorced

7. The Gang Gets a New Member

8. Sweet Dee Gets Audited

9. Frank’s Back in Business

10. Gun Fever Too: Still Hot

11. Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare

12. Frank Retires

13. Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare

14. A Cricket’s Tale

- [x] Chaotic Neutral

1. The Gang Gets Racist

2. The Gang Goes on Wellfare

3. $100 Baby

4. The Gang Gets Wacked Parts 1 And 2

5. The Gang Gets Held Hostage

6. The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

7. Dennis Reynolds: an Erotic Life

8. Mac and Charlie Write a Movie

9. Who Got Dee Pregnant?

10. How Mac Got Fat

11. The Gang Saves the Day

12. Flowers For Charlie

13. Mac Kills His Dad

14. Frank Falls Out The Window

15. Being Frank

[vsslx]

Trainspotting (1996) /  SLC Punk! (1998)

[finchre]

You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you.

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[retroxvel]

This started as a joke with my friend, I didn’t even know who these men were 12 hours ago, but like, Macdennis rights I guess lmao

I haven’t drawn ship art in ages this feels weird

[wlfes]

iasip aesthetic: Macdennis

„I put so much of my heart, and soul into our relationship.“

[thotstark]

[dailywomen]

Hayley Williams photographed for Vulture Magazine, May 2020

[parasoli]

“eye love” by anairam for nylon magazine,september 2016,makeup artist lindsey williams.

[klaw]

how to lighten your energy

⛅️wake up with the sun

✨start every day with a washed face + a glass of water

🍯practice healthy eating

🕊meditate for a few minutes before heading out

⛅️spend time outside, daily

✨surround yourself with art that speaks to you

🕊schedule time away from electronics / social media

⛅️be mindful of the things that drain you

✨give yourself a cleansing space

🍯 and like a plant, always grow towards the light

[caryled]

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Save a life reblog

[kukachoosays]

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

[comrade-jiang]

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

[fifiaintapunkname]

Reblogging again because I’ve been living by a lot of these guidelines the last month. If you suddenly find yourself homeless, don’t give up. You have options.

[hominishostilis]

Wet wipes especially are life savers - crotch rot isn’t pleasant.

Take care of your feet - if you can’t walk, you stand a very real chance of dying. That’s not an exaggeration, take care of your feet.

Keep them dry, and if you can manage it try to change your socks daily - I had three pairs I would wash - more or less - and hang to dry so that I always had a dry pair to replace the ones I had on if they got wet.

Even a cheap plastic water bottle is a water bottle, fill it from public fountains and stay hydrated. If you can carry two and have room, keep one in your bag.

Your bag is your life. Do not put it down. I used to sleep with it on my front, it helped a little in terms of staying warm.

Newspapers torn up and stuffed into your jacket can help you stay warm. Layers are your best defense, you don’t want to sweat because that will compromise your ability to stay warm and dry. If you get overheated you can peel off a layer and put it in your bag.

DONT overburden yourself. A heavy bag full of stuff might make you feel more prepared but it will also wear you out, trying to haul everything around. Pack smart, pack light.

Ziplock bags get thrown out all the time, grab them. You can pack anything you don’t want to get wet in them, and you can also suck the air out of them and seal them so they take up less space.

Learn to build shelter; this is a skill I personally think everyone should learn Just In Case, because dumpsters are great but they’re also dumpsters. You don’t want to sleep behind one unless you really, really have to.

Protein is great but if you can manage it, remember to eat FRUIT. Something with vitamin C at least; my teeth started getting loose in their sockets because I wasn’t getting enough vitamin C. Scurvy can kill you.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

srsly about the Wet Wipes

I met somebody in Harvard Square. I didn’t wanna give him money but I bought him wet wipes, a new reusable bottle, and a sammich.

The guy took Wet Wipes like manna from heaven

[hominishostilis]

Wet wipes are fucking GOLD, I got into the habit of keeping a pack in the trunk of my car even after I got off the street. And towels.

I can’t stress enough about staying dry, especially in the colder months.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

News about that fella. I ran into him 2 years later a few months ago. He’s getting his shit together as a barback in Harvard. I know this cuz he recognized me in his bar.

Be kind to homeless folks. They might just make you feel like an angel

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[wlfes]

Diego Hargreeves: character aesthetic

„If I wanted you dead, you’d be dead.“

[johnrsilver-deactivated20250922]

[stjudy]

glenn being affectionate with the sunny cast

[edqeofglory]

Margot Robbie for BuzzFeed