a proverbial mess of snz thoughts

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[chairkysqueak]

e/va having to take g/race out to a clandestine conference where she needs him to take note of new advancements so he can apply them to their lab back out on the ship, and ofc he catches something because they've been traveling and he's not used to all the planes and new public places after living life between home and his classroom. paying attention to the intimidating scientists is very hard when his nose is leaking like a faucet and his throat hurts with every swallow and a migraine is creeping up on him... e/va of course needs him to be in better shape so the following evening and night is a whirlwind of every cold remedy she can get her hands on

[feferig]

everything in life just comes back to hot nerds sneezing

[confessional-secrets]

A shy and nerdy botanist with debilitating hay fever working in a greenhouse. Gardening gloves in one pocket, a pollen-coated handkerchief in the other…

[feferig]

the way the image of a person, distinctly sniffly and huddled into a cardigan and pushing their glasses hopelessly up the bridge of their nose every now and then, can absolutely break my brain

[congested-crescendo]

sneezy butch wearing cargo pants and dedicating one pocket to tissues/handkerchiefs

[feferig]

i've neither watched nor read h/r but i am reading all the fics that come across my dash great job everyone

[snezus-christ-risen]

Hmmm yes interesting interesting

[n0seferatu]

someone dragging their partner holiday shopping in a dusty little used bookshop, taking their sweet time browsing the shelves while their poor lover (kinky, easily embarrassed, very allergic...) struggles to keep it together. when it becomes too much they start muffling sneezes into their sleeve, but soon even their puffy winter coat isnt enough to keep things contained. and when a particularly loud sneeze echoes out throughout the shop, their partner looks up, grinning.

"is that your way of telling me to hurry it up?"

"....... ndo, take your ti'be. snf."

[victoriablackrose]

Imagine a polycule or particularly affectionate housemates on Christmas and one of them has a cold. The others then dote on them and spoil them all day, taking turns cuddling them and bringing them whatever they need as they stay wrapped up warm in front of the fireplace. The Christmas tree glowing warmly in the corner as snow falls outside lending everything a sort of wholesome charm, like an old fashioned Christmas card.

[starletstarry]

there's something truly special about someone lovely seeking contact and trying to hold it together while fighting the need to sneeze.

like a hand gripping at your knee as the pink nostrils of their nose flares. or fingers squeezing at your thigh as their breath catches sharply. their shoulders tightening as they lean into you, folding into a helpless surrender.

[capedcaretaker]

when a sneeze is like a reset and they have to start their entire sentence over instead of just picking up where they left off.

[polly-pollen]

Thinking about someone falling asleep with their glasses on. They only do this when they’re exhausted and coming down with something, their partner notices. Said partner then gently removes the glasses and gives them a kiss on their too-warm temple, frowning at the heat emanating from there.

[xghostlightx]

A beautiful, evocative meditation on metaphysics and yet ....

I fear that contemplating dust would not, in fact, loosen the grip of my worldly desires.

[feferig]

what dyou mean my partner is in my messages informing me that they've only just found out that photic snz reflex is a thing this is not the conversation i want to be having!!!!

[feferig]

this appearing on my tiktok fyp is heinous

[n0seferatu]

like how do you know the mascara is really really waterproof if you dont make them sneeze until tears are streaming down their face first

[dr-ground-zero]

okay but like Vampires who show their fangs when they're building up to a snz

a vampire who's got bad allergies or a cold having really drawn out build ups opening. Their fangs start to peak out more and more the itchier it is. maybe when they sneeze they grit their teeth and wheen they're panting for breath its even better